User Profile: Al Gator

Al Gator

Member Since: September 02, 2010

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  • [2] December 18, 2014 at 8:41pm

    Listen up Yall!

    You Are What You Eat.

    In my case, muskrat and groundhog spend ALL DAY to harvest their one or two pounds of roots, aquatic plants and grass.

    Low heat pressure cooker and a good muskrat, with wild rice and onions. Ground hog needs a little more work. Gotta watch for those pesky kernels.

    OTH, 5psi for about 2 hours in a small cooker delivers melt in your mouth white meat the likes of which you have never experienced before.

    Oh, BTW, it DON’T TASTE A THING LIKE CHICKEN!!

    Smear it over with some PORK gravy, and you will find a whole new level of cuisine.

    LOL, just a pollack pig farmer from the backwash of PA!

  • [3] December 13, 2014 at 7:25pm

    Hey, YO! Bryan,

    On looking more closely, they ARE NOT wearing punji proof jungle boots. They appear to be wearing standard issue leather boots.

    Could very well be squids or motor pool jarheads.

    I’m old, so maybe my eyes are playing tricks on me.

    HELP!

  • [2] December 13, 2014 at 7:13pm

    Not a challenge, but just what clues you into it being taken in Rocket City? I lived there for a long while, but nothing in that pic clued me in. Did I miss something?

    Honest, earnest question.

    Thanks.

  • December 13, 2014 at 7:06pm

    Yo! Excomjarhead,

    Agree completely.

    ’16s all went to grunts first. ’14s lasted with motorpool and squids for years after.

    Yup, too squared away to be grunts, noticed the clean, starched covers and 4.0 booty boots too. And the no dog tags.

    Don’t know the ‘car’ they’re driving, but motor pool fer sure.

    OTH, they were there, so they sure ain’t square.

  • [4] December 10, 2014 at 6:55pm

    This may sound really funny and “Scroogish,” but the psychology is funny as hell.

    I wrap things in your standard plain brown paper bag. Tie it off with hemp twine.

    Folks go nuts to get to that bugger first. Don’t know why, don’t know what it is.

    Don’t trust me, try it and see for yourself what happens. Especially if its a high quality, high value something or other.

    People are just bowled over by a plain brown paper bag, tied off with hemp twine, under the tree.

  • [8] December 9, 2014 at 7:46pm

    Just another case of the ignorance of Stupid White People on display.

    These prog statists just DON’T GET IT that black folk REALLY DON’T LIKE THEM!

    Well, for this clown, it was a hard and painful lesson learned. Let’s all hope he gained some understanding. I’m thinking he didn’t.

    Now, the mods on this lukewarm, milk toast site will delete this post. After all, they just HATE ruminations from the Gator.

  • [3] December 2, 2014 at 7:54pm

    Maybe “HE” and MM can get married.

    Sorry, sometimes proper use of the language upstages the importance of the message.

    FLAME ON!!

  • [-1] November 30, 2014 at 4:57pm

    Naww Foo, yinz jist donne gittit.

    Folks inat parta tawn still go lotsa steel mill n coal mine dust upinner addiks. Never been cleaned aut.
    Some hauzes got 5-6 inches er more o the stuff upair.
    Over time, make ya think crazy stuff n-at.

  • [16] November 25, 2014 at 6:04pm

    BBBWWAAAHAHAHAHAHA!

    Good one Frankie! Had that happened, little Stephy’s face would have been a YouTube sensation!

    And then ABC would have censored everything.

    To answer another post, I think this cop went to ABC to take it to the enemy camp. Had he gone to Fox, it would never have seen the light of day outside the Fox community.

    Let’s face it, ABC is a “broadcast” network, FOX is cable. By going broadcast and being careful about what he says, he will definitely reach a larger audience.

    Good tactic, IMHO.

  • [2] November 3, 2014 at 7:18pm

    Well All,

    As I expected, GB and crew think Al Gator WAY TOO EDGY to let fly.

    AS USUAL, my posts have gotten knocked down before they even saw the light of day.

    No obscenity, no vulgarity, no overt racism, no name calling, no nuthing.

    Just BITING (pun intended) critique and commentary.

    GB is a shadow of his old self.

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  • [21] October 13, 2014 at 5:45pm

    I’m sitting here wondering why no one else feels that way!

    If it were my kid, I’d have jumped right in after him, not THROW THINGS! After all, they are NOT lions or tigers, they are well fed jaguars who usually don’t like to mess with full grown humans.

    Chances are, a fightin mad parent would have run them off before they started their taste test.

    Something isn’t right in the world. Since when does a “dad” let his kid fall into a cage with dangerous cats, and then not DO something about it other than call 911 and “throw things?”

    The wuzzification of the nation is way too far advanced.

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  • August 3, 2014 at 7:40pm

    Hey, YO! Monk Baybee,

    Girl’s probably just a trollop he found in a bar. Told her “hey babe, just gotta go pick up my camper.”

    Girl Believed his story.

    Don’t think she was onboard for gunfights and cop chases.

    Cops are pretty damn good at sorting that kinda stuff out, specially in the great state of TEXAS!

    Girl might not even have known the perp’s real name!

    Young girls are dumb, and impressionable. Ask any PAGAN.

    HEE, HEE, HEE, I just done gone and said too much.

  • [4] August 1, 2014 at 7:46pm

    What in the Name of Sam Hill is up with the redundant posts? I clicked the “post” tab ONLY ONCE!

    Dear Blaze, fix your stuff.

  • [1] August 1, 2014 at 7:46pm

    What in the Name of Sam Hill is up with the redundant posts? I clicked the “post” tab ONLY ONCE!

    Dear Blaze, fix your stuff.

  • [1] August 1, 2014 at 7:46pm

    What in the Name of Sam Hill is up with the redundant posts? I clicked the “post” tab ONLY ONCE!

    Dear Blaze, fix your stuff.

  • [19] August 1, 2014 at 7:43pm

    Hey, Yo! Doomsday,

    What you posted is “prophetic!”

    Had a cousin who lived in Philly. Thought everything and everyone was “peace, love, dove.”

    Convinced her to get herself a Davis in .22 You derringer fans KNOW what I’m talkin about. (I can hear all the swinging d***s screaming at this post, ‘if you don’t got a .50 desert mag with ten clips, you ain’t go doodley.)

    She did what I asked, because it was “cute” and fit in her pocket with no weight.

    One evening she was jogging a famous park along a famous river in Philly. Some street thug thought it might be fun to punch her up and ‘get sum’.

    She remembered the “cute” thing her cousin told to her buy, and she promptly put a piece of lead in the guy’s throat.

    He didn’t CARE that it was a “puny” .22. She didn’t CARE that it was a weapon of “no account.”

    The piece barked out loud, the tiny “nothing” round bit his body,

    IT STOPPED THE ATTACK, and off to the EM he ran. Complaining out loud that “THAT B**CH TRIED TO KEEL ME!”

    She fingered him in court and he go a nickle.

    She still carries a puny, worthless derringer, only now its a worthless, shiftless, no account .32. Hollow point.

    Derringers: last resort, up close and very PERSONAL.

  • [1] August 1, 2014 at 7:43pm

    Hey, Yo! Doomsday,

    What you posted is “prophetic!”

    Had a cousin who lived in Philly. Thought everything and everyone was “peace, love, dove.”

    Convinced her to get herself a Davis in .22 You derringer fans KNOW what I’m talkin about. (I can hear all the swinging d***s screaming at this post, ‘if you don’t got a .50 desert mag with ten clips, you ain’t go doodley.)

    She did what I asked, because it was “cute” and fit in her pocket with no weight.

    One evening she was jogging a famous park along a famous river in Philly. Some street thug thought it might be fun to punch her up and ‘get sum’.

    She remembered the “cute” thing her cousin told to her buy, and she promptly put a piece of lead in the guy’s throat.

    He didn’t CARE that it was a “puny” .22. She didn’t CARE that it was a weapon of “no account.”

    The piece barked out loud, the tiny “nothing” round bit his body,

    IT STOPPED THE ATTACK, and off to the EM he ran. Complaining out loud that “THAT B**CH TRIED TO KEEL ME!”

    She fingered him in court and he go a nickle.

    She still carries a puny, worthless derringer, only now its a worthless, shiftless, no account .32. Hollow point.

    Derringers: last resort, up close and very PERSONAL.

  • August 1, 2014 at 7:43pm

    Hey, Yo! Doomsday,

    What you posted is “prophetic!”

    Had a cousin who lived in Philly. Thought everything and everyone was “peace, love, dove.”

    Convinced her to get herself a Davis in .22 You derringer fans KNOW what I’m talkin about. (I can hear all the swinging d***s screaming at this post, ‘if you don’t got a .50 desert mag with ten clips, you ain’t go doodley.)

    She did what I asked, because it was “cute” and fit in her pocket with no weight.

    One evening she was jogging a famous park along a famous river in Philly. Some street thug thought it might be fun to punch her up and ‘get sum’.

    She remembered the “cute” thing her cousin told to her buy, and she promptly put a piece of lead in the guy’s throat.

    He didn’t CARE that it was a “puny” .22. She didn’t CARE that it was a weapon of “no account.”

    The piece barked out loud, the tiny “nothing” round bit his body,

    IT STOPPED THE ATTACK, and off to the EM he ran. Complaining out loud that “THAT B**CH TRIED TO KEEL ME!”

    She fingered him in court and he go a nickle.

    She still carries a puny, worthless derringer, only now its a worthless, shiftless, no account .32. Hollow point.

    Derringers: last resort, up close and very PERSONAL.

  • August 1, 2014 at 7:43pm

    Hey, Yo! Doomsday,

    What you posted is “prophetic!”

    Had a cousin who lived in Philly. Thought everything and everyone was “peace, love, dove.”

    Convinced her to get herself a Davis in .22 You derringer fans KNOW what I’m talkin about. (I can hear all the swinging d***s screaming at this post, ‘if you don’t got a .50 desert mag with ten clips, you ain’t go doodley.)

    She did what I asked, because it was “cute” and fit in her pocket with no weight.

    One evening she was jogging a famous park along a famous river in Philly. Some street thug thought it might be fun to punch her up and ‘get sum’.

    She remembered the “cute” thing her cousin told to her buy, and she promptly put a piece of lead in the guy’s throat.

    He didn’t CARE that it was a “puny” .22. She didn’t CARE that it was a weapon of “no account.”

    The piece barked out loud, the tiny “nothing” round bit his body,

    IT STOPPED THE ATTACK, and off to the EM he ran. Complaining out loud that “THAT B**CH TRIED TO KEEL ME!”

    She fingered him in court and he go a nickle.

    She still carries a puny, worthless derringer, only now its a worthless, shiftless, no account .32. Hollow point.

    Derringers: last resort, up close and very PERSONAL.

  • [2] July 27, 2014 at 7:18pm

    Don’t badger McCainiack, he’s mentally unstable, and you need to figure in a decade of torture to his own self.

    GARY EFFIN GILMORE set the standard for what should be used in this here U S of A.

    The Japanese hang you. The Chinese and Russians shoot you in the back of the head when you’re not looking; then send a bill to the family for the bullet.

    The firing squad is the most HUMANE method of execution. Six shooters, one blank in the mix. Not one of the shooters knows if they have the blank or the live round.

    One, two, three: the bullet goes WACK and you go black. Takes less than a second.

    The guillotine makes a mess, and leaves too many body parts laying around.

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