User Profile: Al Gator

Al Gator

Member Since: September 02, 2010

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  • August 3, 2014 at 7:40pm

    Hey, YO! Monk Baybee,

    Girl’s probably just a trollop he found in a bar. Told her “hey babe, just gotta go pick up my camper.”

    Girl Believed his story.

    Don’t think she was onboard for gunfights and cop chases.

    Cops are pretty damn good at sorting that kinda stuff out, specially in the great state of TEXAS!

    Girl might not even have known the perp’s real name!

    Young girls are dumb, and impressionable. Ask any PAGAN.

    HEE, HEE, HEE, I just done gone and said too much.

  • [4] August 1, 2014 at 7:46pm

    What in the Name of Sam Hill is up with the redundant posts? I clicked the “post” tab ONLY ONCE!

    Dear Blaze, fix your stuff.

  • [1] August 1, 2014 at 7:46pm

    What in the Name of Sam Hill is up with the redundant posts? I clicked the “post” tab ONLY ONCE!

    Dear Blaze, fix your stuff.

  • [1] August 1, 2014 at 7:46pm

    What in the Name of Sam Hill is up with the redundant posts? I clicked the “post” tab ONLY ONCE!

    Dear Blaze, fix your stuff.

  • [19] August 1, 2014 at 7:43pm

    Hey, Yo! Doomsday,

    What you posted is “prophetic!”

    Had a cousin who lived in Philly. Thought everything and everyone was “peace, love, dove.”

    Convinced her to get herself a Davis in .22 You derringer fans KNOW what I’m talkin about. (I can hear all the swinging d***s screaming at this post, ‘if you don’t got a .50 desert mag with ten clips, you ain’t go doodley.)

    She did what I asked, because it was “cute” and fit in her pocket with no weight.

    One evening she was jogging a famous park along a famous river in Philly. Some street thug thought it might be fun to punch her up and ‘get sum’.

    She remembered the “cute” thing her cousin told to her buy, and she promptly put a piece of lead in the guy’s throat.

    He didn’t CARE that it was a “puny” .22. She didn’t CARE that it was a weapon of “no account.”

    The piece barked out loud, the tiny “nothing” round bit his body,

    IT STOPPED THE ATTACK, and off to the EM he ran. Complaining out loud that “THAT B**CH TRIED TO KEEL ME!”

    She fingered him in court and he go a nickle.

    She still carries a puny, worthless derringer, only now its a worthless, shiftless, no account .32. Hollow point.

    Derringers: last resort, up close and very PERSONAL.

  • [1] August 1, 2014 at 7:43pm

    Hey, Yo! Doomsday,

    What you posted is “prophetic!”

    Had a cousin who lived in Philly. Thought everything and everyone was “peace, love, dove.”

    Convinced her to get herself a Davis in .22 You derringer fans KNOW what I’m talkin about. (I can hear all the swinging d***s screaming at this post, ‘if you don’t got a .50 desert mag with ten clips, you ain’t go doodley.)

    She did what I asked, because it was “cute” and fit in her pocket with no weight.

    One evening she was jogging a famous park along a famous river in Philly. Some street thug thought it might be fun to punch her up and ‘get sum’.

    She remembered the “cute” thing her cousin told to her buy, and she promptly put a piece of lead in the guy’s throat.

    He didn’t CARE that it was a “puny” .22. She didn’t CARE that it was a weapon of “no account.”

    The piece barked out loud, the tiny “nothing” round bit his body,

    IT STOPPED THE ATTACK, and off to the EM he ran. Complaining out loud that “THAT B**CH TRIED TO KEEL ME!”

    She fingered him in court and he go a nickle.

    She still carries a puny, worthless derringer, only now its a worthless, shiftless, no account .32. Hollow point.

    Derringers: last resort, up close and very PERSONAL.

  • August 1, 2014 at 7:43pm

    Hey, Yo! Doomsday,

    What you posted is “prophetic!”

    Had a cousin who lived in Philly. Thought everything and everyone was “peace, love, dove.”

    Convinced her to get herself a Davis in .22 You derringer fans KNOW what I’m talkin about. (I can hear all the swinging d***s screaming at this post, ‘if you don’t got a .50 desert mag with ten clips, you ain’t go doodley.)

    She did what I asked, because it was “cute” and fit in her pocket with no weight.

    One evening she was jogging a famous park along a famous river in Philly. Some street thug thought it might be fun to punch her up and ‘get sum’.

    She remembered the “cute” thing her cousin told to her buy, and she promptly put a piece of lead in the guy’s throat.

    He didn’t CARE that it was a “puny” .22. She didn’t CARE that it was a weapon of “no account.”

    The piece barked out loud, the tiny “nothing” round bit his body,

    IT STOPPED THE ATTACK, and off to the EM he ran. Complaining out loud that “THAT B**CH TRIED TO KEEL ME!”

    She fingered him in court and he go a nickle.

    She still carries a puny, worthless derringer, only now its a worthless, shiftless, no account .32. Hollow point.

    Derringers: last resort, up close and very PERSONAL.

  • August 1, 2014 at 7:43pm

    Hey, Yo! Doomsday,

    What you posted is “prophetic!”

    Had a cousin who lived in Philly. Thought everything and everyone was “peace, love, dove.”

    Convinced her to get herself a Davis in .22 You derringer fans KNOW what I’m talkin about. (I can hear all the swinging d***s screaming at this post, ‘if you don’t got a .50 desert mag with ten clips, you ain’t go doodley.)

    She did what I asked, because it was “cute” and fit in her pocket with no weight.

    One evening she was jogging a famous park along a famous river in Philly. Some street thug thought it might be fun to punch her up and ‘get sum’.

    She remembered the “cute” thing her cousin told to her buy, and she promptly put a piece of lead in the guy’s throat.

    He didn’t CARE that it was a “puny” .22. She didn’t CARE that it was a weapon of “no account.”

    The piece barked out loud, the tiny “nothing” round bit his body,

    IT STOPPED THE ATTACK, and off to the EM he ran. Complaining out loud that “THAT B**CH TRIED TO KEEL ME!”

    She fingered him in court and he go a nickle.

    She still carries a puny, worthless derringer, only now its a worthless, shiftless, no account .32. Hollow point.

    Derringers: last resort, up close and very PERSONAL.

  • [2] July 27, 2014 at 7:18pm

    Don’t badger McCainiack, he’s mentally unstable, and you need to figure in a decade of torture to his own self.

    GARY EFFIN GILMORE set the standard for what should be used in this here U S of A.

    The Japanese hang you. The Chinese and Russians shoot you in the back of the head when you’re not looking; then send a bill to the family for the bullet.

    The firing squad is the most HUMANE method of execution. Six shooters, one blank in the mix. Not one of the shooters knows if they have the blank or the live round.

    One, two, three: the bullet goes WACK and you go black. Takes less than a second.

    The guillotine makes a mess, and leaves too many body parts laying around.

  • [1] July 19, 2014 at 8:23pm

    DOUBLE OO???

    Man, you don’t know DIDDLEY!!

    SINGLE 0!! THE “ONLY” Way to GO!!!

    One blast, you are a thing of the past!

  • [46] July 3, 2014 at 7:09pm

    This is the “abortion culture” outcome that the feminazis’ POOH POOHED and ridiculed.

    The “abortion culture” has convinced these young idiots that if and when that “unviable tissue mass” becomes “inconvenient,” well, its just A-OK to flush it down the toilet.

    Viable tissue mass? Why hell, that’s why LATE TERM infanticide was invented and now defended!

    I’ll bet, that in these kid’s minds, they did nothing wrong. “What’s the Beef, Chief? Doctors do this every day, every where! So what’s your problem with us?”

    Mr. Stitch is loose in the land winning EVERY battle. Only the second coming will put things to right.

    And I am NEITHER a religious nor christian man.

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  • [6] July 1, 2014 at 7:30pm

    If I was half my own age, I would actively HUNT THIS WOMAN down, try to make her love me, and produce MANY kids.

    (Ps, Everyone who knows me knows I’ve avoided creating kids my whole life, the little beggers scare the hell out of me. I break out in rashes around my relative’s kids. This WOMAN, OTH, is one such who might have been able to changed my mind. But those days are long gone now, thank God.)

  • [4] July 1, 2014 at 7:11pm

    Sooooo,

    Just WHEN did that puny, punk assed, piss ant, no **** cheecks to speak of, little 9mm round become HIGH POWERED?

    GOTCHER HIGH POWERED ROUND RIGHT HERAH MOFO! AND ITS ABOUT A HUNNERT YEARS OR MORE OLD!!

    All you Good Ole Boys know to what I am referring.

  • [10] July 1, 2014 at 6:57pm

    The headline screams BIKERS!!!.

    So, I’m thinking patch holders, one percenters, clubbers, maybe a Mongol or two…..

    Then I see FULL FREEKIN FACE HELMETS AND BACKPACKS!!!

    Bikers? THEY AIN’T NO STEENKIN BIKERS!! They’re RUBS and YUPPIES on CROTCHROCKETS!

    Didn’t need to read the story to know all was wrong. In this case, just had to see the pictures. It told the whole tale.

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  • [13] June 26, 2014 at 6:37pm

    @RNM!

    “WTF does Obama have to do with any of this?! ”

    Hey, YO! RNM, just how damn ignorant are you?

    Barry’s **** BOIE, ERIC THE “RED” HOLDEMUP, has declared open war ON WHITIE!

    Maybe you don’t read the news, or if you do, you don’t understand it when ERIC THE RED declares that he isn’t going TO ENFORCE THAT LAW, or THIS LAW.!

    White people KNOW that this administation is here for PAY BACK.

    Of what, no one knows.

    Yea RNM, your BOIE BARRY has GD EVERYTHING to do with is meltdown,

    Ovomitbot that you are, you just don’t want to take DELIVERY on that NEWS!

    GTH! GTFO!!!

    I know Glenn’s weak knees will censor this.

    Too BAD.

  • [73] June 26, 2014 at 6:19pm

    And just WHY is that IGNORANT black GIRL wearing a BURKA??!!

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  • [6] June 26, 2014 at 6:16pm

    YYEEEEHAAA!

    McIndyGuy.

    You succeeded in knocking me clean OUT OF MY EFFIN CHAIR!

    Sick, twisted freak!

    McThug! AND SUPER SIZE THAT DAMN ORDER!

  • June 22, 2014 at 6:15pm

    Why don’t we just jump back in history Just ask Gen. Duong Van Minh how he felt when demoKaRATZ like JFK’s lill bro pulled the plug on JFK’s hallmark speech:

    ” Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.”

    But then, Teddy boy walked home while a young girl slowly drowned in his car. That’s the measure of your average demoKaRATZ.

    DemoKA RATZ at their best.

    (mofos all of them, I lived in the refugee camps in the PI, I had that phrase thrown in my FACE almost every day. I was just a lowly E5. What could I say? Just hung my head in shame and let them vent.)

  • June 22, 2014 at 6:01pm

    Darth Vader meets “Light in the Loafers” Steffie Steppenoffonthis.

    Mr. VP Cheney cleans Steffie’s clock.

    Steffie doesn’t know, or even has a clue, that he’s Darth’s beeyatch.

  • [6] June 22, 2014 at 5:42pm

    I’m reading these posts and I’m cracking up. We pay police to keep things in order.

    Middle aged (read menopausal) women are hell bent on being on top.

    The sheriff’s name and badge number WERE ON THE DAMN TICKET!!

    But OH, NO, I’M A PRINCESS, I DON’T HAVE TO “READ” NO STINKING CITATIONS!

    If you think I’m biased, I AM. I live on a “cut through” street. Middle aged beeyatchs think that its a drag strip. If you shout at them, they feel ENTITLED to give you the one finger salute.

    This dingbat battleax got her ass handed to her.

    She deserved it.

    Nuff said, thank you LEO for getting this DC out of circulation.

    Flame on, buttheads!!

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