User Profile: Al Gator

Al Gator

Member Since: September 02, 2010

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  • [1] July 19, 2014 at 8:23pm

    DOUBLE OO???

    Man, you don’t know DIDDLEY!!

    SINGLE 0!! THE “ONLY” Way to GO!!!

    One blast, you are a thing of the past!

  • [46] July 3, 2014 at 7:09pm

    This is the “abortion culture” outcome that the feminazis’ POOH POOHED and ridiculed.

    The “abortion culture” has convinced these young idiots that if and when that “unviable tissue mass” becomes “inconvenient,” well, its just A-OK to flush it down the toilet.

    Viable tissue mass? Why hell, that’s why LATE TERM infanticide was invented and now defended!

    I’ll bet, that in these kid’s minds, they did nothing wrong. “What’s the Beef, Chief? Doctors do this every day, every where! So what’s your problem with us?”

    Mr. Stitch is loose in the land winning EVERY battle. Only the second coming will put things to right.

    And I am NEITHER a religious nor christian man.

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  • [6] July 1, 2014 at 7:30pm

    If I was half my own age, I would actively HUNT THIS WOMAN down, try to make her love me, and produce MANY kids.

    (Ps, Everyone who knows me knows I’ve avoided creating kids my whole life, the little beggers scare the hell out of me. I break out in rashes around my relative’s kids. This WOMAN, OTH, is one such who might have been able to changed my mind. But those days are long gone now, thank God.)

  • [4] July 1, 2014 at 7:11pm

    Sooooo,

    Just WHEN did that puny, punk assed, piss ant, no butt cheecks to speak of, little 9mm round become HIGH POWERED?

    GOTCHER HIGH POWERED ROUND RIGHT HERAH MOFO! AND ITS ABOUT A HUNNERT YEARS OR MORE OLD!!

    All you Good Ole Boys know to what I am referring.

  • [10] July 1, 2014 at 6:57pm

    The headline screams BIKERS!!!.

    So, I’m thinking patch holders, one percenters, clubbers, maybe a Mongol or two…..

    Then I see FULL FREEKIN FACE HELMETS AND BACKPACKS!!!

    Bikers? THEY AIN’T NO STEENKIN BIKERS!! They’re RUBS and YUPPIES on CROTCHROCKETS!

    Didn’t need to read the story to know all was wrong. In this case, just had to see the pictures. It told the whole tale.

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  • [12] June 26, 2014 at 6:37pm

    @RNM!

    “WTF does Obama have to do with any of this?! ”

    Hey, YO! RNM, just how damn ignorant are you?

    Barry’s BUTT BOIE, ERIC THE “RED” HOLDEMUP, has declared open war ON WHITIE!

    Maybe you don’t read the news, or if you do, you don’t understand it when ERIC THE RED declares that he isn’t going TO ENFORCE THAT LAW, or THIS LAW.!

    White people KNOW that this administation is here for PAY BACK.

    Of what, no one knows.

    Yea RNM, your BOIE BARRY has GD EVERYTHING to do with is meltdown,

    Ovomitbot that you are, you just don’t want to take DELIVERY on that NEWS!

    GTH! GTFO!!!

    I know Glenn’s weak knees will censor this.

    Too BAD.

  • [67] June 26, 2014 at 6:19pm

    And just WHY is that IGNORANT black GIRL wearing a BURKA??!!

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  • [5] June 26, 2014 at 6:16pm

    YYEEEEHAAA!

    McIndyGuy.

    You succeeded in knocking me clean OUT OF MY EFFIN CHAIR!

    Sick, twisted freak!

    McThug! AND SUPER SIZE THAT DAMN ORDER!

  • June 22, 2014 at 6:15pm

    Why don’t we just jump back in history Just ask Gen. Duong Van Minh how he felt when demoKaRATZ like JFK’s lill bro pulled the plug on JFK’s hallmark speech:

    ” Let every nation know, whether it wishes us well or ill, that we shall pay any price, bear any burden, meet any hardship, support any friend, oppose any foe, in order to assure the survival and the success of liberty.”

    But then, Teddy boy walked home while a young girl slowly drowned in his car. That’s the measure of your average demoKaRATZ.

    DemoKA RATZ at their best.

    (mofos all of them, I lived in the refugee camps in the PI, I had that phrase thrown in my FACE almost every day. I was just a lowly E5. What could I say? Just hung my head in shame and let them vent.)

  • June 22, 2014 at 6:01pm

    Darth Vader meets “Light in the Loafers” Steffie Steppenoffonthis.

    Mr. VP Cheney cleans Steffie’s clock.

    Steffie doesn’t know, or even has a clue, that he’s Darth’s beeyatch.

  • [6] June 22, 2014 at 5:42pm

    I’m reading these posts and I’m cracking up. We pay police to keep things in order.

    Middle aged (read menopausal) women are hell bent on being on top.

    The sheriff’s name and badge number WERE ON THE DAMN TICKET!!

    But OH, NO, I’M A PRINCESS, I DON’T HAVE TO “READ” NO STINKING CITATIONS!

    If you think I’m biased, I AM. I live on a “cut through” street. Middle aged beeyatchs think that its a drag strip. If you shout at them, they feel ENTITLED to give you the one finger salute.

    This dingbat battleax got her ass handed to her.

    She deserved it.

    Nuff said, thank you LEO for getting this DC out of circulation.

    Flame on, buttheads!!

  • [21] June 16, 2014 at 7:40pm

    I’m getting a really bad feeling that this MAY be an exercise in agitprop.

    This is a quick and easy way to lose a very good point and the whole argument.

    Think about it, lets just overwhelm the system!

    I would like to know a little bit more about who this guy Houseman is, and his political past and convictions.

    This crap is just TOO convenient.

  • [7] June 4, 2014 at 7:47pm

    ABM,

    100 percent on the money.

    Jack Russels kill things. Its what they do, and they do it well. Tough, strong, pugnacious dog that was bred to take on all comers.

    A ratter.

    Like mini pins (that breed is over 600 years old) they are a package of concentrated muscle and pure determination.

    You couldn’t keep that dog from a fight if YOUR life depended on it.

    PS, someone quipped about the vacuum cleaner. My dobermans run in terror from it. The damn mini pins walk up to it, (and the lawn mower) and bat it with their paw.

    The neighbor’s Jack Russel tries to bite the tires on the lawn mower.

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  • [1] May 19, 2014 at 7:42pm

    AJ, you wrote: “The most corrupt Attorney General this country has ever had.”

    Let me edit your post a little: “The most corrupt, bigoted, white hating racist Attorney General this country has ever had.”

    Tell me I’m wrong.

    I’m sure the weak knees at the blaze will feint and censor. Till they do, YEE HAA!

  • [1] May 16, 2014 at 7:41pm

    @Gorp,

    I am NOT a big fan of the AR class. I prefer more mundane, discrete hardware. Something less sinister looking, like a Mini14.

    (Don’t HAVE one, just would like to. Can’t afford it doncha know.)

    OTH, “IF”, and that’s a big “IF”, someone felt the deep desire to let me hold onto one of those contraptions on my birthday next week, why, I’d be so flabbergasted I’d just HAVE to change my mind.

    Wink, nod, wink, nod!!

    (Ps, and I’m still waiting for a fantasy date with Rachel Welsh! LOL)

  • [20] May 15, 2014 at 7:33pm

    Carry a weapon? Who? ME?!
    Never DREAMED of such a thing.
    After all, most of my weapons were completely LOST in the great house fire of ’08. The remaining pieces sank in the Allegheny river when I tried to save them and the boat capsized. Just HAD to happen at the deepest, fastest moving part of that damn river.

    Oh Well, no more carry for me! I just don’t HAVE anything TO carry!

    And you don’t have a witness and you can’t prove a damn thing.

    Now, its just me and my aluminum baseball bat. (which is illegal in philly.)

  • [2] May 12, 2014 at 7:25pm

    @Target.

    This is the kind of sick, twisted, intransigent “stupid” that can’t be fixed by any logical or rational means. The only real cure here is a deliberate and forceful application of the good old “ultraviolence” in compliance with “Regulation 223.”

    Said regulation requires a high speed injection of non ferrous metal to the offending nitwit’s cranial region, thereby returning peace and tranquility to society.

  • April 19, 2014 at 7:38pm

    Hey, YO! Darmoook,

    There’s an old expression, and it still holds true today: “No Balls, No Glory!”

    The kid done good. The girl most likely has an ol man, so she would say NO anyway, but hey, don’t hurt to ask!

    I know some weak kneed mod will censor this, but it WILL live long enough to be seen.

  • April 1, 2014 at 9:22pm

    Sorry,

    That woman is as attractive as the day is long.

    Greatest sexual organ any woman has is BETWEEN HER EARS!! And the greater the intellect, the greater the sexuality.

    And I look at her face, and I would love to get to know her. The look in her face, tells me that there is super intelligence there.

    WOW!

  • March 29, 2014 at 8:45pm

    @Hipower –

    Woodeye, Woodeye,

    HAIRLIP, HAIRLIP.

    You have to be at least 60 to know the joke.

    SOO, all righty there Buckeroo, you served “6+yrs active duty USMC; 34+yrs gobblement…”

    …and you’re welcome, because I’d do it again.”

    Sooo, wooden eyeballs, you think sucking at the public teet for 34 years is a GOOD thing?: It somehow makes you a BETTER MAN?

    You bureauKa RATZ are the BANE OF THE NATION. You are the CANCER that eats us out.

    Respond all you want, you are not up to the challenge.

    34 year a RATZ and you think you are a GOOD American.

    How effin stupid.

    Think it through dumb one, I know you can’t, but try.

    Yes Sir, you are the bane of the nation.

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