User Profile: Albear

Member Since: May 19, 2011

CommentsDisplaying Albear's 10 most recent comments.

  • PG County says the ban is “temporary.” Translation: It’ll last until CPAC decides that moving its convention to the Gaylord in National Harbor (in PG County) isn’t such a great idea, and perhaps it’d be better held in a county more respectful of the 2nd Amendment.

  • Caption that photo!: The V.P. debate

    October 12, 2012 at 9:02pm

    “So, toots. Whataya say we leave junior here with a babysitter and let papa show you a good time?”

  • Caption that photo!: The V.P. debate

    October 12, 2012 at 8:57pm

    “Truly, do we want funny-face over there with his finger on the nuclear button?”

  • Caption that photo!: Paul Ryan

    September 14, 2012 at 8:32pm

    “I may not be able to run a marathon under 3 hours, but when it comes to lasagna racing I’m the MAN!”

  • Caption that photo!: Paul Ryan

    September 14, 2012 at 8:30pm

    When Mitt asked me to help serve Americans I didn’t think he meant serving dinner.

  • Caption that photo!: Paul Ryan

    September 14, 2012 at 8:29pm

    “Uh, Mr. Obama. Seems you left behind more of your b-s.”

  • Caption that photo!: Paul Ryan

    September 14, 2012 at 8:28pm

    “If I stare at it long enough maybe it’ll turn into a celery stick.”

  • Caption that photo!: Paul Ryan

    September 14, 2012 at 8:26pm

    “Let’s see…30 extra minutes of Px90 and I can eat this puppy.”

  • Carney was right. Absolutely. I know a little Arabic and I can tell you they were all shouting, “Death to Obscure Video Makers!”
    Let’s be simple about this: On the anniversary of 9/11 we suffered coordinated terrorist attacks at two of our embassies. On this president’s watch. In locations he helped destabilize. Attacks his appointed people then apologized for. Repeatedly.
    On the plus side, the Commander-in-Chief did get enough beauty sleep for his campaign trip to Vegas. And he certainly is not going to want to look worn when he’s partying with Jay-Z and Beyonce next week. I mean, a man’s got to have his priorities.
    Seriously, this Administration is operating in the realm of fantasy. America’s driving 150 miles an hour straight into the flames and Amanda Bynes is behind the wheel.

  • JOE.R.PIEHOLE
    The decision to go after Bin Laden was probably the easiest decision a President gets to make. “Mr President, we’re reasonably certain we know where he is.” “Then get the SOB.” Where he does get credit is deciding to send in the SEALS rather than leveling the place. Now, here’s the problem. He made an unbelievably foolish, stupendously dangerous, and selfish decision to share the news as soon as he could find a suit to put on and someone awake enough to operate the camera. You don’t tell anybody what you’ve done until you’ve squeeze all advantage out of the intelligence found and the witnesses and watching to see what lines light up when word starts spreading. And you certainly don’t leak information that will lead your foes straight to whoever helped you. Burning that doctor was both immoral and makes it that much more unlikely the next person in a position to help us stop a terror attack will keep his trap shut. It’s also incredibly tacky to have taken so much personal credit and continuing to do so. He acts as if he parachuted in and personally pushed the bullets into Osama’s skull with his fingers.