Here are some limericks from Car & Driver magazine from back in the ’80′s:
“A man, A miss, A car, A curve
He kissed the miss and missed the curve.”
“If hugging on highways is your sport
Trade your car in for a Davenport.”
“The late night ride by Paul for beer
Lead to a warmer hemisphere.”
 February 10, 2016 at 11:04am
They posted it because they hate Donald Trump.
 February 10, 2016 at 10:34am
So you don’t like Donald Trump, SDR. Good for you, you gave your opinion. BUT, do not sit on your high horse and tell others who do believe in “God/Jesus” that they don’t just because they might follow Donald Trump. Those who do follow Mr. Trump and believe in The Lord have their own opinions and have a right to them. Just as you do. It is not your place to tell them they don’t.
 February 10, 2016 at 10:18am
Physical torture will cause most people to tell the torturer anything he/she wants to hear just to stop the pain. Now, psychological torture, like bringing the prisoners mother, father, wife/husband and or children in and physically torturing them, may cause most people to tell the truth to stop the pain of their loved ones. Or maybe not. What, if you were the prisoner, do in either case? Tell the truth or not?
Torture produces ZERO valuable or truthful information.
This dude and his ilk think torture is some kind of revenge or punishment thing.
That makes us as bad as the enemy.
Bush/Cheney, have now and foreever destroyed America's high ground and
made it worse for any US troops captured in the future.
Torture is useful only in cases where you can verify the information either by using many tortured people or other sources.
if you are really wanting to make recruiting harder use the idea that anyone captured and tried will be castrated if found guilty, and make the trials local and fast.
 February 9, 2016 at 11:41am
This problem got worse when states issued EBT cards instead of Food Stamps (pieces of paper showing a monetary amount like paper money). The cards were issued because those who use food stamps were looked down upon. If they just had a credit/debit card they would not be uncomfortable using it. They wouldn’t be seen as food stamp recipients. I say go back to the Food Stamps. You can’t use a Food Stamp at the local casino or to purchase anything but FOOD. If people feel uncomfortable about using Food Stamps, maybe they should work to get off the system. I believe it would stop those who are fraudsters and the taxpayers money will again start to help those in need. There will still be some fraud, but it will be lesser then we have now.
The problem with actual stamps is that they can be traded directly for cash and are more difficult to trace.
Cards however are much easier traced, and more efficient for the issuer.
no the stamps were sold just as fast and back then stores would by them too
 February 8, 2016 at 10:51am
I think the word most people here are missing is the word “Empathy”: capacity to identify with a person or object (From the Oxford Desk Dictionary). If more people in the world had empathy for others I think the world might be a better place.
 February 6, 2016 at 6:54pm
I bet you thought this song was about you….;)
 February 6, 2016 at 6:08pm
That won’t happen due to Bill being one of the elite.
Didn’t make the top 10 because it sucks ! Probably just used stock footage of the horses. It’s all about the “people”. What a let down. Welcome to transformed America.
I don't watch football, and now I know why.
Those were the stupidest commercials I have ever seen in my life.
February 4, 2016 at 10:18am
Seems to me the writing is on the wall: Mr. Trump is imploding, Mr. Cruz is looking more and more like your typical politician, and Mr. Rubio is coming up roses. Seems the GOP will get their wish and Mr. Rubio will be our nominee, since Jeb Bush is ****-up-and-taking-on-water (he was their #1 pick, but they love Rubio too). Get ready to hold your nose and vote for Mr. Rubio. Then get ready for the Hilda-beast to be our next president. In other words, We’re screwed!
I am trying to wrap my head around a few things.... one is...if Trump can't take Political tactics, how in hell can we expect him to do much better against the likes of Putin and the Iranians? Also.... Rubio is not high on my list the minute he took the backing from the FRUMP... Santorum. I have a history with Santorum that would involve ...if he was on fire and I had a full can of beer in my hand and a full bladder... he would get benefit of neither. Santorum exposed his feelings about Veterans and it ain't pretty. He did this in front of me and others he was suppose to meet with in DC while he was a Senator.
There are other issues that surround his "dual" residency and his actual family residence. But, that is another matter. Basically...Santorum is a skunk and if you get too close to them, you start to smell like them. JMHO
 February 4, 2016 at 9:49am
Or Morally Decrepit.
 February 2, 2016 at 10:47am
When a telemarketer calls our house and asks to speak to me or my Husband, I always say, in a sad tone, “I’m sorry. He/She’s no longer with us”. I’ve actually had telemarketers freak out and apologize for calling. Other times I’ll say “Hello” in a different language or just gibberish. I know these people are only doing their jobs, but I love messing with them.
And people don't understand why nobody in their right mind would LOVE working for a call center. (lol)
Telemarketers are annoying.
Telemarketing companies break laws and rules.
Some individual telemarketers are mean people.
BUT very MANY telemarketers are good people trying to make a living.
Maybe "William" really DOES have PTSD. Could be.
How to "fight back" and not be rude or mean yourself?
It is a tough call. (yes, pun intended)
TEL-A-MARKETING JOBS ARE 90 DAY STATE TRAINING WAGE JOBS. \
With in 90 days, the White person get fire for some false charge so they cannot apply for unemployment. NICE WORK IF YOU CAN GET IT.
These people are desperate for any work so be kind to them.
DEMO-COMS LAUGH AT THE WHITE PEOPLE WHO WORK TELE-MARKET JOBS
These people are desperate for a job. They get Food Stamps but you still need money to buy food with Food Stamps.
These jobs are STATE TRAINING WAGE JOBS, the money comes from the Government.
HOW NICE, HOW MANY OF THESE DESPERATE PEOPLE END UP COMMITTING SUICIDE AFTER LISTENING TO YOU.
These people are desperate for any kind of job. They were fired, company out of business. They used up their unemployment, used up their savings and are willing to do anything.
Treat them them with respect and say THANK YOU FOR CALLING.
When I realize that a telemarketer (takes less than a second) is on the line -- I just hang up!
I keep subscribing to Do Not Call ...but it doesn't appear to be any good. I will say that I am tempted to just put the receiver down and walk away for 15 min. Having said that I think I will implement that technique. Ha!
I usually just sadly tell them that I am sorry, but I don't have a phone, and hang up.
Hell, I'm way smarter than that AI. One could entertain themselves for hours punking these pukes who make unwanted unsolicited calls that piss us all off.
The best EVER.
Different language? Might have to try that sometime.
My dad pretends to be an Amway salesman and try's to sell them something as in "if you buy from me ill buy from you" no one has tried to take him up on it yet
Have a simpler solution: If I do not recognize the number, I do not answer. If someone I want to talk with leaves a message, I will call them back; if not, I mark the caller's phone number as "Unknown" and set that number to automatically go to voicemail without ringing the phone.
I never hear from that number again.
When a telemarketer calls my phone I say as sweetly as possible "I just got a haircut. Did you get a haircut too?" and respond to every question with another simple question.
if your on the DNC list I do not feel sorry since they are criminals calling you illegally.
sometimes if i am in the mood i talk to them pumping as much info as name real phone number, and location of the co. at the end they finally question why so many questions i say so i can make a proper complaint. the FTC and FCC are rare to act the State of Fl is cracking down and in one case the a/c service got fined for violations then the agency that regulates contractors found he has so many scams running the seized his records and computers and took his license away as he was not only violating DNC but was cheating a/c customers with repairs they did not need
This works. I have done it.
If it is a hidden number but doesnt use a call bot;
"Hey, ....it is about damn time you called back....
Jeff is out back with the body and said you guys would call, we will meet at the drop sight but bring the money...dont make us be f........g late. (Disconnect)"
This was hillarous because their call is illegal itself.
I had someone call 911 on me. Problem is, i deny the call and they got in a lot of trouble. They ended p providing the cops with all their info.
I get a lot that hang up when I answer, I guess they get paid per connection?
American strega, I do something along that line. When I realize it is a telemarketer, I go into a dumb act. If it is a credit card, I ask them what is a credit card? Then from there on I make it up as I go. I have heard people laughing in the back ground. I have done this so much to credit cards that I no longer get their calls any more.
[-1] January 29, 2016 at 7:53pm
Blest, I’m not jealous, just don’t think he’s that special. Sweet and kind? I don’t care, but attractive? Not to me. Now Russell Crowe is attractive (but I’m an old woman, so there ya go). Happy weekend to you, Blest. :)
[-3] January 29, 2016 at 7:43pm
I really don’t care what she says. To me she just doesn’t seem like a person I could trust.
 January 29, 2016 at 7:28pm
In my 50 years of life I’ve had 4 diagnosed concussions. I don’t have a criminal record. Heck, I haven’t even had a speeding ticket. I once got a $10 parking ticket. Does that count?
I got one concussion at 11 when the rope on a tire tree swing broke. Haven't killed anyone to date.
Hit by car while riding my motorcycle doing 60mph! Car was passing me
at night and told officer she never saw the motorcycle until my brake light
came on! Flew 140 feet landed in a ditch when I came to she was screaming
because she thought she’d killed me! I haven’t killed anyone yet! Ha!
I'm going for an MRI Monday morning to get a better idea of the extent of the brain damage they picked up from a CT scan. I have never murdered two people in cold blood although I do get some pretty nasty dizzy spells from time to time. Those car accidents can do a job on the old gray matter.
You parking scofflaw, to the stockades with you.