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• Policy Deems Ohio Woman Too Heavy to Tan…But Salon Won’t Give Her a Refund Either

  April 22, 2013 at 7:38pm

  You know you’re too fat if you need a rotisserie to get an even tan.

• 8th Grader Arrested, Suspended for NRA ‘Protect Your Right’ T-Shirt With Image of Gun

  April 19, 2013 at 2:26pm

  In reply to encinom.

  Encinom’s not a fighter, he’s a lover. In fact, his grandmother says he’s the best lover she’s ever had!

• 8th Grader Arrested, Suspended for NRA ‘Protect Your Right’ T-Shirt With Image of Gun

  April 19, 2013 at 2:22pm

  Obviously, the kid needs to be taken away from his parents and sent to an Obama Re-education Kamp.

  Heil Butler!

• Caption that photo!: Obama and bunny

  April 6, 2013 at 2:54pm

  Hey kids! Pop quiz! Which one deploys best eggs and which one destroys nest eggs?

• Venezuela’s Controversial Leader Hugo Chavez Has Died After Battle With Cancer

  March 5, 2013 at 5:19pm

  In reply to Cavallo.

  Remember when, at the U.N., Hugo referred to Bush as “El Diablo”. Hugo is now getting ****-reamed by the real El Diablo.

• Gang Member Caught With 100 Bags of Heroin Concealed WHERE?!

  February 23, 2013 at 2:23pm

  Is this disgusting practice how the term “crack” cocaine got coined?

• ‘I Need You in the Game’: Wis. Sheriff Tells Residents to Learn How to Use a Gun to Defend Themselves

  January 26, 2013 at 2:34pm

  “9-1-1, what’s your emergency?”—–”Uh, yeah, send some cops to my address, I’ve got a dead perp that needs to be taken to the morgue. Oh, and send a hazmat team, he broke a mercury light bulb on his way down”

• No Shots Fired: Home Intruders Decide Not to Stick Around After Seeing Their ‘Victim’ Holding an AR-15

  January 25, 2013 at 5:25pm

  In reply to Uechi.

  Mr. Yoursensei or Ms. Bearded Circus Lady:

  This I must know:

  Would that be a claw hammer, ballpeen hammer, sledge hammer, M.C. Hammer? Please elaborate, as you’re no doubt an expert on hammers, too.

  It is so confusing.

• City Council Member Stuns Black Reporter: ‘Should We Deport You Back to Kenya With Obama?’

  January 25, 2013 at 4:51pm

  In reply to YOURSENSEI.

  Mr. Yoursensei or Ms. Bearded Circus Lady:

  This you must’ve known but conveniently forgotten

  “A few years ago, this guy would have been carrying our bags.” Bill Clinton to Ted Kennedy in 2008.

  “A few years ago, this guy would have been getting us coffee … the only reason you are endorsing him is because he’s black. Let’s just be clear.” From the bestseller, Game Change. (Yep, Slick Willy again)

  It is so.

• The Latest in the Obama Vs. Fly Saga: Large Fly Lands Defiantly on President’s Forehead

  January 25, 2013 at 2:58pm

  In reply to marybethelizabeth.

  This you surely now know:

  Mr. Yoursensei or Ms. Bearded Circus Lady is only “interested” in people who have a weenus. Probably because if Mr. Yoursensei or Ms. Bearded Circus Lady is in fact male, he’s hung like a horsefly and couldn’t satisfy a girl anyway.

  It is so. (small)