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• Jay Carney Unable to Answer Questions Regarding Alleged Benghazi ‘Stand Down’ Orders

  May 7, 2013 at 11:10am

  Sadly, it’s all pretty pointless. Nothing will happen to Obama, since he’s a Democrat and he’s black, and the bulk of the American people obviously just don’t care. Or they just can’t pull themselves away from Facebook long enough to notice.

• Will Pantless Female Student Who Dressed Like the Pope While Handing Out Condoms Be Suspended? University Responds to Catholic Anger

  May 2, 2013 at 5:49pm

  Oh no, now the Catholics are going to spontaneously riot and start chopping people’s heads off and blowing stuff up!

• World-Famous Daredevil Dies During Ponytail Zip-Line Stunt Attempt — But He Didn’t Fall

  April 29, 2013 at 5:23pm

  I don’t get it, so the guy died of a heart attack because his hair got tangled in the zip line? That doesn’t even make sense to me. I mean it almost looks to me like the guy struggles with his hair for a while then just says screw it, if I can’t get this hair unstuck then my next best option is to just drop dead. I just don’t see what it is about getting his hair stuck that ends in a fatal heart attack.

• Guess Which Country Says It Has Invented Time Travel

  April 11, 2013 at 2:19pm

  This “time machine” is probably just a bong filled with some killer hash. Will this let me see the future? Dude, this will let you see all KINDS of things!

• Rapper Jay-Z Responds to Critics of His Cuba Trip in New Song: Attacks Politicians, Claims Obama Said ‘You Gonna’ Get Me Impeached’

  April 11, 2013 at 2:12pm

  Rap “music” is a scam. It’s always been the music industry’s version of affirmative action. There was a time when black musicians were a true cultural goldmine, bringing to the world such styles as jazz, blues, rock & roll. But thanks to the great social experiments of the progressive left, black youth of the 70′s and 80′s had neither the money to afford actual instruments nor the education or ambition to learn to play them. Thus rap became the favorite means of “musical” expression for poor urban blacks, which would’ve been fine had rap been promoted as more of a thesbian performance rather than actual music. But the music industry decided to sell the idea that a guy yelling profanities and grotesquely-tortured rhymes into a microphone was absolutely no different than what Robert Johnson or Chuck Berry or Jimi Hendrix had done, and sadly a whole lotta people bought into it. Consequently, actual musicians have all but vanished from popular music, replaced by morons with microphones.

  As far as Jay-Z and Beyonce going to Cuba, my only wish is that the Cubans had kept them.

• Study on Soda Size Offers Major Blow to Bloomberg’s Soda Theory

  April 11, 2013 at 1:48pm

  In reply to PZWLB.

  Exactly! When people are having serious discussions about what size of soda people should be allowed to buy or sell, well it’s an indication that we’ve already lost any real concept of personal liberty. One should be able to buy soda in gallon sizes if one were so inclined.

  This is a clear illustration of the problem with communism, once something like health stops being a personal problem and starts becoming a social or community problem, well then the community (i.e. government) bequeaths upon itself the responsibility and authority to do something about it. Gone are the days of live and let live, where someone might say “gee, guzzling down 32 ounces of sugary crap seems like a bad idea, but hey it’s your life.” Now it’s “your behavior is going to incur costs to the collective, you must be stopped!”

  The water is approaching the boilling point, but all the frogs out there are just kicking back enjoying the free hot tub.

• Guess Which Country Says It Has Invented Time Travel

  April 11, 2013 at 1:31pm

  Sounds like Iran doesn’t want to let North Korea out-crazy them.

• Al Sharpton drives by homeless en route to NBC, wonders how people ‘ignore’ them

  April 11, 2013 at 11:04am

  Whereas caring liberals like Sharpton show their concern by driving by and tweeting about them. Typical liberalism: look at that problem, someone else should do something about that! I’m sure Al’s caring tweet provided food and shelter to thousands. Thanks Al for demanding that others do what you obviously can’t be bothered to do yourself!

• Watch What Is Possibly the Craziest Video Ever Captured Inside a Prison

  April 4, 2013 at 5:15pm

  So the authorities are apparently unable to control the possession of drugs and weapons in the very controlled environment of a prison, yet we’re to believe that they can somehow control the possession of drugs and weapons out in society. How? With magic?

• Ohio Man Who Raped 6-Month-Old Baby to Death Wants Mercy

  April 4, 2013 at 4:14pm

  In reply to Fubared.

  @Shamanworld: “Why don’t you guys have a conversation about what is happening in the white community that is creating criminals like this man”

  You’re joking, right? I’m going to go ahead and assume you’re joking.