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User Profile: barrygoldwater

barrygoldwater

Member Since: September 24, 2010

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  • December 21, 2012 at 2:58pm

    (yawn)

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  • December 21, 2012 at 2:52pm

    Thank God the Govenor of New York has all of the answers.

    I was afraid this tragedy would just lead to of lot politcial song and dance acts…..

  • December 21, 2012 at 2:44pm

    Leftist Brain Teaser of the week:

    We can’t teach abstinence in schools because we can’t control teenagers having sex.

    It is impossible to “control” our borders.

    The war on drugs is useless because one cannot control drug use.

    We need gun control.

  • December 20, 2012 at 5:38pm

    I think “Shock’ is the wrong way to start the headline, unless it was intended sarcastically.

    Headline: Another public figure gets caught doing something illegal.

  • December 20, 2012 at 5:31pm

    I’m just glad Congress was able to solve the issue….ppPPPffffTTTTTTttttt!!!!!

    Damn, almost did that with a straight face…

  • December 19, 2012 at 2:58pm

    I’ve been fighting for the poor and oppressed from my limo and while on the golf course, Jake…what are you implying?…..

  • December 19, 2012 at 2:55pm

    http://t1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS0zCTlqOo-7Xi5xlP7ZABgLHf6ayEj8gieaQfNODOoqnw6OvBoq08d7khn

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  • December 18, 2012 at 5:42pm

    It’s nearly 2013 and I don’t like my country anymore. I really don’t.

    I think it’s time to replace the Statue of Liberty with a giant rusted iron monument to Snoookie.

    This nation has gone from a place that was unique in the world, where achievement and success were prized to a place where halfwits are given access to Call of Duty: Black Ops and their parents guns.

    Lady LIberty has turned into a fat whore with a SNAP card in one hand and a prescription for Valtrex in the other.

    The most disgusting part of this tragedy is that public schools will continue to practice “lockdowns” in which teachers lock the door and turn off the lights as if a piece of crap murderer were a Mormon Missionary who will go away if no one answers the door.

    RIP America. What’s left of you sucks.

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  • October 21, 2012 at 8:18pm

    You know how SNL has good seasons and bad…..this is not one of the good seasons…

  • October 20, 2012 at 8:33pm

    hmmmm…looks like Obama thinks HE’S too big to fail….

  • October 18, 2012 at 10:39pm

    anyone notice Katie Couric and Chris Mathews sitting behind the speakers?

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  • October 18, 2012 at 10:33pm

    Help Wanted:
    Did we mention the free satellite phone?

  • October 18, 2012 at 10:25pm

    Help Wanted:
    Make a fresh start as an ambassador to Lybia!
    Meet new and exciting people, then get sodomized and murdered by them.

  • October 17, 2012 at 11:33pm

    Let him talk, man. It should be televised in prime time.

    Then he should be given a plate of pork chops and bacon in the name of national security.

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  • October 17, 2012 at 11:20pm

    What was awesome was watching Romney stare through Obama’s soul about the Lybia thing. Mormon bishops have a stare that will make you want to hide under a rock….or in this case, under a CNN reporter.

  • October 9, 2012 at 10:34am

    Send 8 breeding pairs of wild boars to the middle east. That should keep them busy for awhile.

  • October 9, 2012 at 10:22am

    just found a new favorite actress!

  • October 9, 2012 at 10:00am

    Big Bird is in the 1%. End corporate welfare to puppets who have more money than Romney! Occupy Mr. Hooper’s Store!

  • October 3, 2012 at 3:49pm

    why is stephen hawking in the photo with the guy from fox news?

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  • July 26, 2012 at 10:51pm

    https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-VT0ymYVZbYE/UBIBj73FTSI/AAAAAAAAAC0/tn3A2XLXIoQ/s128/250px-Joan_Baez_Bob_Dylan_crop.jpg

    Obama heard the war drums in the sands of Lybia
    and called for his checkbook and he called for his golf clubs
    but the Al Queda fighters could get them no health care
    and the French guidance systems wouldn’t work with Windows
    and the terrible bombs were land’n on Belgians
    and it’s a-hard
    it’s a-hard
    it’s a-hard
    its a-HARD
    it’ a-hard to lead
    from behind