User Profile: Biginshorts


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  • [-3] February 13, 2016 at 7:51am

    Did Ted Cruz play for Team Canada in that celebrity All Star game?

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  • [10] February 11, 2016 at 1:31pm

    First you ask him, then you tell him and finally you force him. This dope is going to end up in a prison cell with a huge dent in his head. The government agents are college grads or former military. They aren’t blood thirsty killers.

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  • [2] February 9, 2016 at 6:53am

    I realize she is a hot piece and her endorsement doesn’t mean anything. However, it is on par with the Duck Dynasty clan, the Duggar family and any of the Palin posse. These celebrity endorsements shouldn’t sway anybody but at least she is a smoke show.

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  • [1] February 2, 2016 at 1:46pm

    I thought Mormons rode on horse drawn carriages and kept multiple wives. This won’t help my shallow stereotype image of them. #Supersizematters.

  • [4] February 1, 2016 at 7:10pm

    For all the Repubs who think lefties just suckle the government teet you should check out who is generating the most cash for the United States. Apple, Microsoft, Facebook, Google and the hundreds of Hollywood actors and musicians. My God, the lefties dominate creativity and sources of income. They may not be cops and soldiers but they sure as heck bring in billions of tax dollars.

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  • [-1] February 1, 2016 at 1:46pm

    I am so tired of these multi-millionaires acting like Joe Six Pack. They make being rich sound boring. There are two people who actually shove their success in your face and aren’t bashful about it. Those men are Donald Trump and Rush Limbaugh. They will talk about private jets, $500 bottles of wine and $1,000 rounds of golf without apology. I hate both of them but I respect their honesty. You won’t find them slumming at a Holiday Inn with a pancake maker in their room. They have Czech strippers hand making their pancakes while Polynesian hookers squeeze fresh orange juice.

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  • [119] January 28, 2016 at 9:23am

    When I look for a cause to join I usually ask two questions. Is the patriarch an unapologetic racist? Cliven Bundy passed that test. Secondly, did the man in charge have his skull run over by a car when he was 7 years old. Ryan Bundy is an affirmative. Great group of guys to follow into battle. Just make sure Ryan brings his drool bucket.

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  • [5] January 27, 2016 at 6:03pm

    The “expression of faith” is one enormous tax dodge. Hang up a few crucifixes above the 20 person jacuzzi and script the 10 Commandments around the nude beach and it becomes a huge money grab. He won’t pay taxes because the topless waitresses will claim to be Virgin Mary’s relation as they put sun tan lotion on your loins.

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  • [-3] January 24, 2016 at 1:19pm

    If you match Tina Fey, Darrel Hammond and dozens of SNL comedy writers against Paul Shanklin and his awful parody songs it is a complete beat down. YouTube bits can weave into the debate and the Democrats have an army of genius writers. Can anyone name two examples of conservative comedians winning the day with a clever bit of humor. Please don’t mention Crowder or Gutfeld because they are average on their best day.

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  • January 23, 2016 at 12:44pm

    Where does young Marco go from here? He has 0% chance of becoming the President. Also, I am pretty certain he has relinquished his seat in the Senate. He can be a yapper on FOX like Scott Brown but that is just a few hours a week. He can get a sugar-daddy and squeeze him for Super PAC bucks. I really don’t see a following like Ron Paul had. Hopefully he will just go away quietly.

  • [-4] January 22, 2016 at 6:23pm

    Stacy always seems like she just came out of dental surgery. She drags her thoughts so slowly it is impossible to listen to her. It is painfully obvious she gets her talking points on the ride to the studio. I give her credit though. Her assets are remarkable at 49 years old. Check out her Playboy and magazines shoots. Who cares if she knows absolutely nothing about politics.

  • [-2] January 22, 2016 at 11:38am

    Track Palin isn’t a drunken maniac who smacked his girlfriend. He just wanted to be embedded in the county jail so he can write a book about it. You Betcha!!!

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  • [-2] January 21, 2016 at 4:32pm

    Stevie Crowder reminds me of Peter McNeely. He was the “great white hope” who broke Mike Tyson’s fist by repeatedly ramming his face into it. Crowder came to Michigan to counter protest a union rally and he left on a gurney. Don’t bring that weak stuff to Lansing. I am not sure how he has any popularity or credibility amongst conservatives.

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  • [3] January 20, 2016 at 3:27am

    I really hope Sarah is picked as Vice President and The Donald wins the election. The shenanigans at the Admiral’s House will be epic. Snow machines on the front lawn, keg parties in the private garden and illegitimate kids running free range. It will be a disaster but the television ratings will be “huuuuge”.

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  • [10] January 15, 2016 at 4:10pm

    If Pat makes more than minimum wage then he is overpaid. In the world of sidekicks he is a bottom feeder. Ed McMahon was charismatic. Paul Shafer was a musical talent. John Madden was a great voice next to Pat Summerall. Pat is a lap dog and an echo chamber for Glenn. He is absolutely awful on the air and he looks like an unmade bed.

  • [-1] January 14, 2016 at 11:50am

    “Bull feathers!!!” Who in the heck uses that phrase? That dude should put down the vodka and get out of the sun

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  • [3] January 11, 2016 at 5:19pm

    Cancer – Known

  • [2] January 11, 2016 at 4:38pm

    I heard Hannity butcher the same topic today. He is ok when he reads his pre-written monologue but he went rogue and got confused. Per his math, he would distribute the winnings and everyone would get 1,000,000 bucks. That guy is truly a talking haircut.

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  • [1] January 5, 2016 at 4:46pm

    Neither of them. I am an honest, practical husband and father. This thread was about “back alley” psychiatry. It became about the 2nd amendment because everything on The Blaze is about the 2nd amendment. As an LEO I want to be able to seize guns from the crazy people and help them find counseling. Picture the guy who sleeps in the ditch outside your local bus station and drinks his own urine. Should he have a pistol. If you say “yes” then you need just as much therapy.

  • [-1] January 5, 2016 at 3:21pm

    I have taken dozens of folks’ drivers license. It is called an OC-88. Dementia patients and the elderly. Darn right. It is in the public interest.

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