The height of etiquette: Michelle Obama towers over Japanese emperor as she stumbles in silver stilettos while attempting awkward curtsey like Godzilla the Emperor added, “They like them much better than they like their own politicians.” The prince responded, “That’s awfully nice to know.”
At one given time or another Liberals have blamed
Global Cooling/Warming/Climate Change for anyone of the following.
Rising sea levels.
Falling sea levels.
Decreased sea ice.
Increased sea ice.
Increase in Polar Ice.
Decline of Polar Ice.
Increase in severe Thunder storms.
Decrease in severe Thunder storms.
Crashing computer hard drives.
One lasting for more than 4 hours…
Lerner’s E-mails mysteriously disappearing.
Lerner’s E-mails mysteriously reappearing
Electronic voting machines inexplicitly selecting Democrat when Republican is chosen.
And if you don’t religiously and unequivocally believe this, then…
You are considered _______________. (Insert any one of many derogatory names
the oh, so tolerant Left has for anyone who dares to have a different opinion than
Oh, and if you even slightly question the BHO then you’re also a racist