CommentsDisplaying BuzzardSays's 10 most recent comments.

This Is a Really Cruel Prank to Pull at the Beach

June 3, 2013 at 5:39pm

In reply to codefool.

It would have been if he sprayed me with that fake skunk. I would have knocked out two of his front teeth with a full flying beer can. My defense officer, “I was just offering the skunk something to drink”.
This Is How Americans With No Religion Feel About Abortion (Plus: Are Most Women Really Pro-Choice?)

May 16, 2013 at 5:37pm

In reply to MasterJoshua7.

You have not talked to many evil atheists then? These people are as evil as their puppet master handling them. Satan owns them lock, stock, and barrel. And Satan has them murdering, just as he is a murderer. Atheists ought to have a bounty on their heads.
Gay Advocates Lambaste Progressive Pastor Jim Wallis: ‘Endorsing Hatred and…Standing With Bigots’

May 10, 2013 at 4:04pm

In reply to snooop1e.

Absolutely not! Jim Wallis would not be allowed to preach/teach in mine, nor any church, which follows the strict interpretation of the bible. He preaches eternal damnation for any poor soul foolish enough to become ensnared in his web of deceit. His final place will be hell for eternity for having mislead any children of the good news of Jesus Christ. His unwillingness to teach truth puts him at odds with Jesus Christ and thus he is anti-christ. Small a. small c.
Dallas Cops Take an Hour to Respond to Armed Robbery — and Wait Until You Hear the Reason Why

May 8, 2013 at 3:56pm

I always heard that if you want the cops to get to your location just simply tell them you shot the perps. They can’t get there fast enough then.

I remember witnessing a strong arm robbery and calling the 911. I told the lady my location at this perfectly well known mall and in the parking lot of this perfectly known steak house. The officer acted as if there was no known way to determine the location…by gum she had to have a street name and address and was adamant about that. I finally got P.O.ed and told her she was worthless as **** on a boar and then said the perps are long gone now as they had jumped into a waiting car a sped away. Forget it I told the fool and hung up.

I wished I had my pistol in my belt as I would have put an end to the purse snatchers sprint across that parking lot. I went and talked to the lady whose purse and $1,500.00 dollars had been stolen and told her what I could but did I ever feel useless.
Hannity Panel Clashes Over Radical Islam, ‘Alarming’ New Research: ‘Pull Your Head Out of the Sand’

May 2, 2013 at 12:04pm

In reply to FDNY61.

Who is the infidel??? Chistians were here first and we will not stand idly by while Muslims bring their brand of murder and beheadings and zealot Islamic control over the peoples.

Muslims Listen Up: You are only protected by the constitutions free practice of religion clause. Remove it and most likely there will be a bounty placed on your heads.
PepsiCo Apologizes & Pulls This Mountain Dew Ad — ‘The Most Racist Commercial in History’?

May 1, 2013 at 3:52pm

In reply to walnutportconservative.

It is always considered racist when anyone points out or notices that the perps being shown on TV or described by witnesses or grieving loved ones, 95% of the time, are black criminals. Who is it that robbed [insert place of business here], murdered over (drugs/drug sales territory), left the baby without supervision while out on the town having an inebriated bender on [crack-heroin-booze].

Bill Cosby had it right. His race of people are going down the proverbial toilet drain and if I happen to notice or say please stop I am labeled a racist. Black folk should realize they have become a metaphor for poor behavior because they own the behavior they largely are participating in.

As a commercial goes Mt Dew has it right on the money and jocularity is always enriched through a truth being lampooned. If anyone has the right to be honked it is the goat.
Archaeologists Find Hundreds of Mysterious Metallic Orbs Below Mexico’s ‘Temple of the Feathered Serpent’

May 1, 2013 at 3:39pm

In reply to timothyhunter322.

No No No! After careful observation and definitive chemical analysis we can assertively say that a Crepacious Creature Crept into the Crypt and C rapped.
Beck Breaks Exclusive Information on Saudi National Once Considered a Person of Interest in Boston Bombings

April 22, 2013 at 12:37pm

In reply to eyestoseeearstohear.

I listened to Glen start his show this morning. It is all hype on his part as he breathlessly declares America is over and talks about what he is going to divulge. Bull Oh Knee!!! He spends time filling the air way with what appears to me as “Much Ado About Nothing”.

Send that freaking Saudi home. Get him the hell out of here and back to his caliphate.

Honestly Glen is slipping down koo-koo slide as he turns tiny things like the cops trying to find this lunatic terrorist in Boston and thus entering and searching through homes for the crazed terrorist into Marshall Law and Illegal Searches.

You know there is no problem if a cop wants to enter my home looking for a terrorist. I have nothing to hide I am a Christian man who does not have any skeletons in my closets.

Of course in my home I would have already shot dead and hog tied the terrorist to the front porch post. “Hello police I have your terrorist out front. Could you come retrieve the carcass”
Is Rejecting a Path to Citizenship for Illegal Immigrants Un-Christian?

April 18, 2013 at 5:02pm

In reply to Okieman64.

The only way to really cure this illegal immigrant issue is to annex Mexico into the United States as a territory. Twenty years before those new citizens can vote. Send in the troops and kill the cartel members and leaders. Disband their crooked politicians. Allow upper state Americans to freely enter the new state for the purpose of buying and developing properties. Create some nice dam projects. Start some real business and let capitalism re-generate that crappy place.

All their citizens are coming here anyway so why should I get the chance to buy some nice property near Cabo San Lucas.

Everyone is just looking at this situation wrong. Annexation is the answer with some stipulations.
The Awkward Moment When a GOP State Rep. Is Passed a Note Informing Him That He Made a Jewish Slur During a Floor Speech

April 18, 2013 at 4:50pm

In reply to JUSTANOTHEROPINION.

I agree. I have been listening to Nikki Minaj call Janelle her favorite little marshmallow every American Idol show. And I have listened to DL call Len “Lilly” as in Lilly White on Dancing With The Stars. How much condemnation do they receive? None.

I think there are all kinds of reason to call a real worthless black man exactly what he is. As well as calling worthless white man, or red man, or yellow man exactly what he is. Society knee jerks towards PC language but I say let it all hang out but carry a pistol in your back pocket to ensure your first amendment rights are not infringed upon.

If the world has not noticed there are thousands of little rote sayings that have a deeper meaning that wimps cringe at when they are heard. I say if a man or woman can’t handle truth then they should stay home and protect their wimpy sensibilties.