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• Teen Pens Hilariously Scathing Open Letter After She Didn’t Get Into Her Top Schools: ‘To (All) the Colleges That Rejected Me’

  April 5, 2013 at 11:07pm

  Satire, huh??? Ya wanna hear some really good satire?? Okay little girl… Here it goes…

  Welcome to the BIG POND young lady… Here’s your FIRST lesson when getting ready to swim in it: Each and every girl like you in your generation, got the “4.5 GPA” based on ONE THING…. It’s called a BELLE CURVE. The curriculum you’ve studied today, and the grades you got, would be about a C average thirty years ago. So don’t pay yourself too hard on the back just yet for getting that average. And just for the record, that belle curve was instituted, and curriculums changed because girls were WHINING back then that boys were getting the good grades…. Got it?

  Second: Consider yourself lucky that you got rejected by those schools. Because something tells me that after four years of your indoctrination into “women’s studies” courses is going to accomplish two things… A whiny, Princeton brat who hates men… Even worse…. A whiny Princeton brat who not only whines about men, but whines how unfair it is that she now has to pay back two hundred THOUSAND dollars in student loans…. and then whines about needing the general public to now pay for her birth control because SANDRA FLUKE GOT IT!!!!

  Welcome to the Big Pond, little girl…. Where not just diversity… but people with REAL talent and skills are going to mow your ass down real fast.

  Could be worse… you could be a BOY with a 4.5….. He has a WORSE chance than even you.

• NJ Councilwoman Falls For ‘Blue Waffle Disease’ Scam (WARNING: Graphic Content)

  April 4, 2013 at 10:55am

  In reply to ELKurto.

  I’m glad they did…. These are the same people who then get elected to higher office, pretending they know what is in an eighteen hundred page bill known as OBAMACARE!!! Hello????? The elected official is nothing more than a direct representation of the ignorance of the constituency that elected them. Hence… Sheila Jackson Lee…

• Marine Absolutely Loses It During Road Rage Incident Caught on Tape: ‘Get the F**k Out of Your Truck!’

  April 3, 2013 at 9:34pm

  I’m wondering if the guy who taped the marine managed to tape his friend tailgating and driving too close before it happened??? Nahhh… probably not. It wouldn’t surprise me if the driver who rammed the marine has passive/aggressive tendencies when he drives. Note to anybody driving behind me. I slam on my brakes if you’re driving too close… YOU get the ticket and the mark on your insurance rates… I don’t need to get all up in your crap. I hit you where it hurts… In your pocketbook. Now have a nice day….

• ‘Jesus Stomp’ Professor Finally Speaks Out: ‘I Am Very Religious’

  April 3, 2013 at 6:37pm

  There was a man who went by the name of Saul of Tarsus. He was responsible for the killing and execution of quite a lot of the earliest apostles and Christians when they first went out to spread the news of a guy who worked miracles and rose from the dead. I guess you could say he liked telling people to stomp on the name “Jesus”… and incited other people to stone those who would dare defy him.

  After finally having his own “Come To Jesus” talk…. Saul of Tarsus saw the error of his ways…. and became Paul. He is now responsible for about half of the chapters in the new testament. I could elaborate on the details….

  Perhaps this “religious” professor might read the REAL “instructors manual” to get a glimpse of what he’s supposed to encourage students to do. And to understand that reading the wrong one might have gotten him a nice little stay at home vacation with pay…… but it was a deal with the devil in the end….

• ‘Thump the Bible’: Bill O’Reilly and Laura Ingraham Clash in Explosive Gay Marriage Debate

  April 3, 2013 at 11:18am

  The truth is…. it doesn’t matter if you use a book of supposed stories or a book filled with over four hundred scientific research studies that still have not been able to show ANY conclusive genetic reason for homosexuality to base your argument… a person who wishes to commit whatever they want to commit is going to argue with you and lay guilt trips, trying to deflect another as being “judgmental”. A person who steals is going to justify their lack of control or low character for doing so as well. O’Reilly has always been nothing but a charlatan.

• Jesus’ Alleged Shroud Makes Extremely-Rare Television Appearance

  April 1, 2013 at 9:42pm

  In reply to JQCitizen.

  Well JQ…. There was actually a 3-D modeling done of the shroud. The face might look somewhat like the pictures you remember from Sunday school in the 2-D realm…. but once 3-D modeled, there would be quite a lot of Christians who suddenly deny that this was their lord and savior due to him looking…. well….. quite Arabic….

• Jesus’ Alleged Shroud Makes Extremely-Rare Television Appearance

  April 1, 2013 at 9:34pm

  In reply to BABARAN.

  Babaran….. I understand why you would come to this possible conclusion. I think it’s important to consider, though, that in the four chapters of John, Matthew, Luke, and Mark, each has differing information as to whom actually first witnessed Jesus’ body missing from the tomb. Matthew 28:1 claims it was just Mary Magdalene and ‘the other Mary’… Mark 16:1 claims it was Mary Magdalene, Mary, mother of James, and Salome…. In Luke 24, a woman named Joanna is then mentioned as having witnessed…. John 20 places Mary Magdalene as the sole first witness… Also, the four accounts differ as to the number of angels who were there to speak to the first witnesses. My point being…. since these four accounts slightly differ due to the fact that it took a couple hundred years for the accounts to finally be written down…. I’m quite confident some info was mismanaged along the way… This is why I must give creedence to certain information being slightly inaccurate where the shroud is concerned. It is quite possible for several pieces of linen to have been used, with one completely wrapping the entire body…. IMHO….

• ‘Jesus Stomp’ Professor Put on Administrative Leave, Getting Death Threats Amid Nationwide Furor

  March 31, 2013 at 1:34pm

  Big deal… now the professor gets to receive pay for sitting his lazy ass at home. The next step is, and should be, for public outrage to continue further and demand that the professor be removed WITHOUT PAY!!!! Don’t care if the UNIONS are involved in this or not. It’s the STUDENTS who PAY their TUITION to PAY this professor…. It’s the STUDENTS who pay to fund the union. The STUDENT should be given back all of his money that he paid….. PERIOD. It’s time to let these professors know who the REAL God is…. it’s NOT THEM. And any sycophant student who even so much as peeps out, or vomits a professors liberal garbage should be immediately sent to the psych ward for proving to be such a mindless twit….. TAKE ALL OF THE SCHOOLS BACK PEOPLE!! If you’re a parent PAYING for your student’s college, GET THEM OUT OF IT…. ESPECIALLY YOUR DAUGHTERS!! They’re the ones mostly buying this liberal garbage….

• Woman Fired for Reporting Offensive Jokes Men Made at Tech Conference

  March 22, 2013 at 10:46pm

  This story is exactly why I will never work for a company ever again being surrounded by a bunch of modern day vagislamists, and will forever prefer to work side by side with my wife…. At meetings like the one mentioned, she prefers to lean over, and whisper in my ear of what she’d like to do to my dongle once we’re able to take away from the convention members of The Big Bang Theory…..

  The girl got what she deserved…. Here’s what REALLY happened at that meeting…. Think about it…..

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBVuAGFcGKY

• Woman Fired for Reporting Offensive Jokes Men Made at Tech Conference

  March 22, 2013 at 10:39pm

  “Tell me something? Why is it okay for a man to tell a “dumb woman” joke but not for a woman to tell a “dumb man” joke……”

  Excuse me??? What rock have you been living under?? Are you one of those women who doesn’t have a t.v. set in your home?? Watch cable much? Every show…. every commercial… every movie these days IS “a dumb man joke”… Playing stupid much?? Go look up the word “misandry”…. our world is REEKING of it these days. Or didn’t you get your daily fix of reruns of Sex And The City??