User Profile: CaptDFS


Member Since: September 10, 2010


  • February 13, 2014 at 2:19pm

    ..Something So Unique …

    The Blaze needs someone who understands the English language. Unique–the word–is what’s known as a superlative. It takes no modifiers. Something is either unique or it is not. It cannot be more unique, or so unique, or very unique. It can only be unique. It would be similar to saying something is almost perfectly random.

    Learn the freaking language.

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  • October 14, 2013 at 8:21am

    Ridiculous. Even in ancient times (like the 1990s) trying to drink out of that design monstrosity would be an impossible feat. You’d pour wine or juice or Coke all over yourself. Even if you got two friends to try and drink with you at the same time, it would not be possible.

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  • October 14, 2013 at 8:07am

    Okay… Now you’ve insulted pigs. What do you have against pigs?

  • October 1, 2013 at 8:36am

    Don’t point that finger at your friend…

    It has a nail in it

    (we are so far Through the Looking Glass we’ll never get back to sanity)

  • August 16, 2013 at 9:14am

    11Put on the full armor of God, so that you will be able to stand firm against the schemes of the devil. 12For our struggle is not against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the powers, against the world forces of this darkness, against the spiritual forces of wickedness in the heavenly places. 13Therefore, take up the full armor of God, so that you will be able to resist in the evil day, and having done everything, to stand firm.…

    When will we awaken to know who and what is our enemy? Satan and his imps walk among us and we fear noticing for then we would be called to actually do something.

  • June 29, 2013 at 8:08am

    But, I thought she was supposed to fire a shotgun off her porch, first.

    If that failed, then she should have resorted to peeing herself…

    Then, the throw-up on herself tactic.

    Some people can never do anything right.

  • June 25, 2013 at 8:20am

    Thank goodness she didn’t have a gun. She might have been able to protect herself and her kids from this poor man. I’m sure he had a terrible childhood and is likely suffering from a drug and alcohol dependency. It’s certainly not his fault. If the beaten woman had thought ahead, she could have left all her valuables on the porch, thus saving him the trouble of breaking down the door, and saving herself a well-deserved beating. /sarc off

  • June 22, 2013 at 9:37am

    Maybe it’s something in Colorado’s water, but the entire state seems to have truly lost its mind along the way. First, the gun control idiocy, and now heaping further abuse on the victim of a sex crime. It is beyond understanding. The coach’s kids are deviant sexual criminals. They should be isolated from civilized society. Sheesh…

  • [1] June 21, 2013 at 8:40am

    It has long amazed me that our black brothers and sisters would ally themselves in such overwhelming numbers with the party of Jim Crow and the back-of-the-bus rather than the Party of Lincoln and individual freedom. Everything from the Democrats’ pro-abortion stance, to their insistence on extensive welfare and food stamps, negatively impacts a disproportionate number of blacks. I am grateful this thoughtful State Sen. Elbert Guillory has seen the light and I welcome him to the party of personal responsibility.

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  • June 20, 2013 at 8:43am

    “Line up, citizens, single file. Quietly assemble inside the boxcars. It’s for your won safety. Now, step lively.”

    It’s coming, people. It’s coming.

  • June 19, 2013 at 8:09am

    Maybe the goalie went through a time/space continuum and aliens inserted an intact 9mm cartridge in his head. I’m not saying that’s what happened, only that the goalie wasn’t shot by anyone on this temporal plane.

    Anyone notice a strong smell of manure surrounding this?

  • June 19, 2013 at 7:58am

    Let’s do the math…

    Elevated current cost for single 9mm hollow point: $0.95
    Savings to the State of New Jersey for trial and incarceration of thug criminal: $millions$
    Final Outcome: Priceless

    I can get behind that!

  • February 25, 2013 at 8:34am

    If she played a “widower” she would have to be quite an actress since that’s the term for a man who has lost his wife. I think “widow” is what the AP was going for here.

  • [9] January 22, 2013 at 9:13am

    This is the very same nimrod who married Roseanne Barr. Why would any rational person give a good rat-crap what he says about anything? He has already proven he is truly “challenged” when it comes to decision making.

  • January 19, 2013 at 1:18pm

    I am so glad Tom Brokaw spoke out about this. How else would any American know what to think about freedom, or God-given Constitutional Rights like the Second Amendment, or even about God himself. Obviously, none of us is bright enough to think for ourselves.(on the other hand, a little more than half America’s voters DID vote for the current resident). I weep for my country. But, I’ll keep my guns, just in case.

  • January 16, 2013 at 9:08am

    Rights are not something bestowed on the populace by a benevolent government.

    Rights are from God, and no government can restrict them or take them from us, unless we allow it.

    The rights enumerated in our Constitution and Bill of Rights are limits to government, not citizens.

    I took an oath to protect and defend the Constitution as have millions of military and law enforcement personnel.

    I will uphold my oath, as will millions of my fellows.

    That we are having this conversation speaks to the perilous nature our current government has placed this country.

    I weep for my nation.

  • January 7, 2013 at 1:44pm

    They would have had a much larger turnout if they served appetizers of delicious elk sausage and maybe auctioned off an elk skin jacket.

    They might actually do something like that if one of their snowflakes gets trampled by 1500 lbs of angry elk.

    City folk are so stupid..