Maybe SNL was onto something with the Poopoo Spray.
The whole "peeing on oneself" was started by a whole lotta trolls on 4Chan. Just about every terrible SJW advice piece got started by trolls. Which, by the way, I find hilarious.
What about an automatically deployed fake blood capsule, hidden in underwear, that will deter rape by grossing people out? A little hard to explain to police and family members, but think of the exposure you will get in the news!! For more tips, see http://jezebel.com/5985902/university-of-colorado-told-women-to-avoid-rape-by-peeing-vomiting-and-menstruating-on-command
 October 28, 2015 at 2:46pm
 October 28, 2015 at 2:46pm
 October 28, 2015 at 1:58pm
I’m not sure they would join forces, but in unison I agree.
can anyone tell us just HOW much cocaine she snorted before the press conference?
What's hilarious to me is she was gonna follow up "why don't you take your ideological ideas" with "and get outta here". But some dim lamp lit in her tiny cavernous, cob-webbed head that reminded her that the liberal mission isn't quite complete yet and we still have some rights. So then she said, " you're welcome to be here" to save some face. It's pathetic, really.
@youshutthehellup I noticed that a while ago. She's always grinding her teeth and making the "ewweee ewweee ewweee" face. I really wouldn't be surprised if she's coked out. It would also explain why she's so skinny.
 October 1, 2015 at 1:47pm
I can think of worse things to call Bobo, but it is interrupted. Netanyahu is the only true leader in the world!
Carson is pro amnesty. Carson wants to drone strike, bomb the U.S. So trash our environment, killing animals and destroying plant life, to punish Mexico for drug dealers. Not the best plan. Carson said he is not worried about the illegal aliens, but the terrorists crossing the border. Read his book before you get too excited about this guy. Check out Numbers USA since they keep a weekly record on statements candidates make regarding the illegal alien issue. Carson rates very low, right there with the rest of the New World Order guys. I also suggest you read “Adios America” by Ann Coulter.
Easy winged, didn't say I wanted Carson to win. He is just one of the leaders in the polls.
Fair enough, Chadred. Even if you do end up voting for Carson, that is up to you and only you. I just think most people who like him are not aware of some of this. And most conservative voters consider the illegal alien problem to be a big one.
 September 3, 2015 at 1:20pm
And so it continues…. The minority ruling the majority.
Morality is but a memory. Very sad.
It is not immoral for two consenting adults to get married.
No, actually, people like her are the minority. A severe minority in this case as even some of the people normally against gay rights are against her becuase they recognize that as a government office, she doesn't get to cherry pick whom she serves.