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• What Is This ‘Alien-Like’ Creature Found in New Jersey?

  February 15, 2013 at 11:52pm

  Well there’s some high octane premium grade nightmare fuel to give you an acute case of insomnia. Now if only it was also a clown with spider legs…

• ‘For All the Skeeters’: White House Releases Photo of Obama Skeet Shooting

  February 2, 2013 at 11:34am

  In reply to Jupitor.

  Something tells me there’s a picture of Romney on the other end of that range.

• ‘For All the Skeeters’: White House Releases Photo of Obama Skeet Shooting

  February 2, 2013 at 11:29am

  Coming in low and under the radar, three capitalist pig clay pigeons were stopped in their campaign of greed, terror, and oppression by our GLORIOUS LEADER!!! GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND AND GLORY TO OUR GLORIOUS LEADER COMRADES!!!

• Reddit Users Help Raise More Than $18,000 for Mall Security Guard Who Tased Abrasive Mom in Viral Vid

  February 1, 2013 at 9:12pm

  somehow I have to believe that after the 26 days are up the next overly aggressive mother that attacks him is going to be answering to ED-209 saying “You better back it up! You have 20 seconds to comply!”

• Piers Morgan Claims Armed Guard Was Not Able to Stop Atlanta School Shooting

  February 1, 2013 at 6:09pm

  I’m very much in the Jeremy Clarkson school of thought on how to deal with Piers when he enters a room:

  Punch him.

  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_2ZsMFY0fg

  Piers is a tabloid jerk.

• UPDATED: Military Vet Ordered to Remove Tiny American Flag From Patio: ‘I Saw the Flag Flying in Afghanistan, It’d Be Nice to See It Flying Here, Too’

  January 31, 2013 at 4:30pm

  So if he put a couple plants in a pot around the flag (low ones that it doesn’t touch I might add) he should be in the clear. Or he just needs to fool them into thinking it’s the rare and elusive Potted Patriot Flower. They clearly can’t tell a glass table qualifies as patio furniture so he should be able to pull it off flawlessly.

• Union Leaders’ Epiphany Leaves Them Scrambling: Wait, Obamacare Is Going to Drive up Our Costs?

  January 31, 2013 at 3:08pm

  *Insert audio clip of hysterical laughter here*

• Wis. Sheriff Who Encouraged Residents to Arm Themselves Takes On Anti-Gun Piers Morgan

  January 30, 2013 at 8:21am

  So I’m going to guess that Piers also believes that every time James Earl Jones said, “This is C-N-N,” that was completely fake?

• Would You Pay $300,000 to Become a Citizen of This Proposed Free-Market Utopia…in Detroit?

  January 29, 2013 at 9:16am

  I give it about 3-4 days before the unions show up looking like the armies of Mordor in “Return of the King” and lay siege upon it.

• A ‘Grassroots’ Group With the Backing of ‘Deep-Pocketed Liberal Groups’? Yes You Can!

  January 26, 2013 at 12:07am

  Nice to know the Troll Song guy is getting work. TROLOLOLOLOL!!!!