Well there’s some high octane premium grade nightmare fuel to give you an acute case of insomnia. Now if only it was also a clown with spider legs…
February 2, 2013 at 11:34am
Something tells me there’s a picture of Romney on the other end of that range.
February 2, 2013 at 11:29am
Coming in low and under the radar, three capitalist pig clay pigeons were stopped in their campaign of greed, terror, and oppression by our GLORIOUS LEADER!!! GLORY TO THE MOTHERLAND AND GLORY TO OUR GLORIOUS LEADER COMRADES!!!
February 1, 2013 at 9:12pm
somehow I have to believe that after the 26 days are up the next overly aggressive mother that attacks him is going to be answering to ED-209 saying “You better back it up! You have 20 seconds to comply!”
February 1, 2013 at 6:09pm
I’m very much in the Jeremy Clarkson school of thought on how to deal with Piers when he enters a room:
So if he put a couple plants in a pot around the flag (low ones that it doesn’t touch I might add) he should be in the clear. Or he just needs to fool them into thinking it’s the rare and elusive Potted Patriot Flower. They clearly can’t tell a glass table qualifies as patio furniture so he should be able to pull it off flawlessly.
January 31, 2013 at 3:08pm
*Insert audio clip of hysterical laughter here*
January 30, 2013 at 8:21am
So I’m going to guess that Piers also believes that every time James Earl Jones said, “This is C-N-N,” that was completely fake?
January 29, 2013 at 9:16am
I give it about 3-4 days before the unions show up looking like the armies of Mordor in “Return of the King” and lay siege upon it.
January 26, 2013 at 12:07am
Nice to know the Troll Song guy is getting work. TROLOLOLOLOL!!!!
January 25, 2013 at 6:52pm
Ok the picture of the one with a cap on it looks like it belongs in a medieval fantasy as a mount.
January 23, 2013 at 10:51pm
Funny. When I looked at the Hagia Sofia I just kept seeing an Byzantine church that had its owners killed, it’s art defaced, and some crappy minarets tacked on. Must just be me.
December 9, 2012 at 2:21am
“Shoot at Earth all you want: just get Bill Mahr.”
~Michael J. Nelson, Mystery Science Theater 3000, Episode 819: “Invasion of the Neptune Men”~
December 8, 2012 at 7:55am
I’m now debating in my head whether seeing an item on the budget marked “1,000,000 copies of Counter Strike” would make me feel any better about our counter terrorism training.
September 25, 2012 at 12:16am
Any second now Chris Matthews will be rising into the air, yellow light coming out of his eyes and cracks in his skin as a deep voice just says, “ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL…”