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• One of the Boston Bombing Suspects Was Seemingly Wearing This Bridgestone Golf Cap

  April 18, 2013 at 9:10pm

  And Bridgestone had just gotten over everybody dying in their Ford Explorers from their crappy tires,

  So tragic.

• You Are All Underachieving Disappointments: U.K. Dad’s Scathing Letter to His Kids Goes Viral — Do You Agree?

  November 29, 2012 at 5:07pm

  Sounds to me like more of this from him earlier on may have been just the ticket, but perhaps he was too busy up on his perch (or, to give the benefit of a doubt, off defending his country on a nuclear sub).

  Either way, the current state of affairs with families all over the western world will be our ruination.

• Will Booze Be the New Soda When It Comes to Fighting Obesity?

  November 15, 2012 at 8:36pm

  Methinks coming for the booze, as pissed off as most people I know now are these days, will prove a Bridge Too Far for our Progressive pals.

  Try and get mine. I dare ya.

• Feel Good: Recently Dumped Fatherless 22-Year-Old Works Two Jobs to Support Family, Wins $30.5 ‘Mega Millions’ Jackpot

  October 20, 2012 at 5:36pm

  No doubt, the girlfriend is now somewhere in Massachusetts chewing on the floor rug like Hitler in his Berlin bunker.

• So How Many People in the Emmy Audience Were Willing to Admit They’re Voting for Romney?

  September 23, 2012 at 9:19pm

  You’ll notice that Kimmel didn’t put that up to a second or third voice vote, lest the Romney support grow with each try.

  The libs have already been burned by faux democracy this summer.

• ‘USA, USA, USA!’: See the Speech That Got a Standing Ovation in Congress Today

  July 26, 2012 at 8:12pm

  Alright folks…we’re changing it back!

  Who’s with me?

• Does it Matter That Condi Rice Is ‘Mildly Pro-Choice?’ (POLL)

  July 13, 2012 at 10:39am

  Like Mark Levin said, PICK A DAMN CONSERVATIVE!

  Why the hell would you pass on Paul Ryan? Smart as a whip, scares the crap outta Team Obama, wins us Wisconsin, and sets us up for 16 years of owning the office!

  Or perhaps we can spend the next three months exhuming the Bush record. Yeah, that sounds like a winner. Worked great for McCain.

• Rep. Joe Walsh: Double Amputee Opponent ‘Absolutely’ a Hero, But Her Service ‘Doesn’t Demand Our Vote’

  July 7, 2012 at 12:26pm

  Ms. Duckworth is about as disabled as fellow double amputee Oscar Pistorious, who will be representing South Africa in the 2012 Olympics this summer.

  It isn’t what happens to you that makes you a hero; it’s what you do with it after the fact that defines you.

  I’ve seen Tammy Duckworth trying to parlay her wounds into some kind off half-assed political gig here in Illinois for years now. While I appreciate her service, I find her victim act to be utterly repulsive.

  God bless Mr. Walsh for having the stones to break through this stifling PC miasma. Go Joe!

• Michelle Obama Shares Her ‘Fantasy’: ‘Walk Right Out the Front Door and Just Keep Walking’

  April 26, 2012 at 7:42pm

  Hey, don’t let the doorknob hit ya where the goof Lord split ya!

  And thanks…for NOTHING!

  Ya’ll don’t come back now, ya hear! Hasta la vista! Adios muchachos! Bienvenudos!

  Really…GIT!

• Michelle Obama Shares Her ‘Fantasy’: ‘Walk Right Out the Front Door and Just Keep Walking’

  April 26, 2012 at 7:39pm

  In reply to I SPY.

  Hey, don’t let the doorknob hit ya where the good Lord split ya!

  And thanks…for NOTHING!