User Profile: CleatusVanDamne

CleatusVanDamne

Member Since: February 23, 2013

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  • August 12, 2013 at 9:57pm

    I hope this loser gets eaten by Jaws.

  • August 1, 2013 at 10:25pm

    I’ve seen a lot of pictures of them with cats.

  • August 1, 2013 at 10:24pm

    Come on, Barbi, let’s Tea Party!

  • August 1, 2013 at 10:22pm

    How cool is Willie Nelson?
    Don’t worry, Blaze, this is family friendly:
    http://newswatch.nationalgeographic.com/files/2012/03/26442_1391580304062_1068772926_2921070_6661189_n.jpg

  • August 1, 2013 at 10:16pm

    Hey, Monk!
    Melissa Harris-Perry would be of more use to society if she were pig food.

  • August 1, 2013 at 10:14pm

    The UK is gone to Muslim Privilege.
    Coming to America soon.

  • July 26, 2013 at 7:01pm

    I wonder if the 2016 ticket will be DNC Christe/McCain vs RNC Paul/Perry?

  • July 26, 2013 at 6:38pm

    No more progressive Republicans, no more pro-life democrats, no more ***** RINOS.

    It is time to shift the power back to the people.

    RAND PAUL 2016

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  • July 26, 2013 at 6:37pm

    If we trade in our freedom, our liberty, and our privacy, if we do not respect our Constitution and our Bill of Rights, then the terrorists have destroyed us without even firing a shot.

    “America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed ourselves.” – Abraham Lincoln

    RAND PAUL 2016

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  • July 15, 2013 at 7:24pm

    According to lsdnc, Trayvon was an innocent 10 year old little angel whose bowel movements smelled like bakery fresh cinnamon rolls.

    Hey, lsdnc-

    ,,l,,(-.-),,l,, Not Guilty

  • July 15, 2013 at 7:23pm

    I flew off the road and landed in a swamp once. It was almost exactly like Empire Strikes Back.

  • July 13, 2013 at 10:48pm

    I loved the fact that they played the end of Star Wars music in the courtroom after they read the verdict.
    That was EPIC!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uvOzSG6hQE

  • July 13, 2013 at 10:45pm

    Unblievable. All day they deliberate, and they reach a verdict during the seven minutes I was in the bathroom taking a Sharpton.

  • July 13, 2013 at 10:43pm

    Hooray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yixG8pfncOs

  • July 13, 2013 at 12:45am

    Thanks, EAST.

    Not only did I kick over a perfectly good lamp while dancing along to that, but at the end of the video I was 3 minutes and 55 seconds closer to my death than I was at the beginning of it.

  • July 13, 2013 at 12:37am

    Trollvon would have voted next year.
    Twice.

  • July 13, 2013 at 12:36am

    Trayvon Martin ruined George Zimmerman’s life. What d*ck.

  • July 12, 2013 at 8:42am

    Trollvon assaulted Zimmerman to impress Jabba the Huttress.
    Thank God he di’n't knock her up.

  • July 9, 2013 at 8:22pm

    Frack! Frak! Frakking A!

  • July 9, 2013 at 6:32pm

    Okay, back from the liquor store.
    Anyway…
    George Zimmerman is standing up for our civil rights by showing us you do not have to be afraid of the slanderous racist liberals and that you do not have to just lie there and be murdered.

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