User Profile: clodius


Member Since: August 12, 2012


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  • [1] October 30, 2014 at 9:33pm

    The five pillars of Islam:

    Three pages? I think I can do that.

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  • [1] October 30, 2014 at 3:35pm

    With the “Affordable” Care Act Employer Mandate kicking in starting in January, I got my notice from my insurer yesterday highlighting changes.
    One of the changes is a cap on out of pocket prescription costs at $2,000 for my wife and I.
    I didn’t think having a cap was a new thing so I looked at our current plan. There currently IS a cap at $100 per person.

    This on top of other increased costs in the plan.

    The turd said the average family would see savings of something like $2500 per year.

    It seems he had the amount pretty close, but with a + instead of a -

  • [1] October 25, 2014 at 11:33pm

    For about fifty bucks you can get a magazine extension that lets you put 8 shells into that 870 instead of the standard 3.

    You can’t go duck hunting with it like that. The ducks complained.

  • October 19, 2014 at 12:26pm

    I rode one night with my son in law who was a (really) small town cop. In the middle of the night his boss caught a drunk driver cutting through town. We all made a pilgrimage to the county jail in the county seat. After booking the guy we headed over to the hospital cafeteria for a 2am celebratory meal. We were in two cop cars speeding across town on the expressway at 100mph. We passed a couple city cops on the side of the road. When they saw how it was they just waved at us.

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  • [12] October 18, 2014 at 10:54am

    The only thing he got from his good for nothing father (sperm donor) was his hatred of America and England. He wants us to live in filth, sickness and poverty like he grew up in. America is not exceptional and deserves to feel the sickness and pain the third world (his people) is too lazy to do anything about.

  • [5] October 14, 2014 at 3:35pm

    I think there are many religions that fear what the satanist left wingers running the government are ready to impose on them any time now, and are trying to supplicate dear leader by appearing to be welcoming.

    What happens when a couple of deviants demand to be married in the Catholic Church or an LDS temple? The church says no and then all hell breaks loose.

    It’s coming.

  • October 13, 2014 at 3:53pm

    In those polls they probably don’t ask how many votes you would cast for Hillary.

  • [3] October 13, 2014 at 3:51pm

    Romney is too nice to run for president. He actually said obutthead was a nice man. He is not mean enough to accurately describe the Hildabeast or her policies, just like 2 years ago.

  • [1] October 12, 2014 at 10:49pm

    That 47 percent that Mitt Romney referred to would definitely vote in favor of us continuing to support them.

  • October 12, 2014 at 10:47pm

    Including those like Harry Reid that became millionaires once they got to congress.
    We can’t change anything until we get rid of career politicians and bring back representatives.
    We need term limits now.

  • October 12, 2014 at 10:21pm

    Here in the Seattle area there are signs and t-shirts that read
    “I am not normally a hater, but when I do I prefer to hate the San Francisco 49ers.”

    same thing here with Mormons

  • [3] October 12, 2014 at 6:56pm

    It doesn’t seem that long ago I wondered how all the plagues and nastiness in Revelations could happen in a society that seemed relatively civilized.

    Enter Barack Hussein Obama. Open our borders to terrorists and diseases that were wiped out here 50 years ago. Fly in incurable plagues from 3rd world countries. Make the army ineffective. Christianity went from being the founding principles of the country to being despised by many. obutthead wants to reduce us to just another 3rd world country where tyrants and criminals rule, just like the muslim craphole her grew up in.
    He has done more to negatively impact the nation than any other president, just ask Jimmy Carter.

  • [2] October 11, 2014 at 9:38pm

    When Jesus was preaching to the Jews, Christianity was a cult. When he was crucified Christianity was still a cult. When the apostles went out across the known world, and even when they were murdered, Christianity was a cult.
    Christianity became mainstream when the pagan emperor Constantine had his vision of the cross with the words “By this sign shall you conquer”. He got all of the quarreling factions of Christianity together to decide what teachings would stay and what would go. Which books would be considered scripture and which would be tossed. He was able to fashion a religion that would be acceptable all across his empire.
    Easter Bunny anyone? Yule logs. Mix in some pagan beliefs to make everyone happy. Go read the Nicene Creed and try to reconcile that stuff with the Bible. I don’t think anyone really believes that actual stated doctrines of the church they affiliate with. Most people go the church that has plenty of parking, or they like the rock music, or the pot lucks, or the childcare….

  • [48] October 11, 2014 at 10:28am

    The Mormon church does not practice or condone polygamy, or tolerate abusing underage girls or anyone else for that matter. Doing any of that crap will get you tossed out of the church and reported to the police.

    Those perverts you see in on cable TV are not members of the LDS church. Bigamy and statutory rape are criminal matters that should be handled by the police.

    I really get tired of ignorant people like yourself trotting this crap out every time someone mentions Mormons.

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  • [18] October 11, 2014 at 10:11am

    So you are saying that Jesus Christ is not the son of God? Good?

    I think you are confused.

  • October 10, 2014 at 9:21am

    I think we need to bring “our” Nobel Peace Prize winner up to current standards.

  • [54] October 9, 2014 at 10:08pm

    It would be wonderful to strap him into an electric chair and give him all the power he needs.

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  • [2] October 7, 2014 at 9:45am

    animal style, other than that you are right on.

    Many times I have been on the freeway off-ramp and in the In-N-Out drive thru line at the same time.

  • [5] October 7, 2014 at 9:32am

    Of course they are welcome back, they are Obama voters.

    Their absentee ballots will probably get counted also, unlike our military.

  • [1] October 6, 2014 at 10:38pm

    Maybe they should wear dresses if they are afraid of offending their muslim overlords.

    If someone had told us that when I was in the service we would have gone out looking for some rag heads.

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