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• Bizarre Vid: ‘Pastafarian’ Reads Atheist Scriptures, Begs Politicians to Have Pasta-Decorated Pine Tree Included in PA Christmas Display

  December 1, 2012 at 7:58am

  As a practicing Pasafarian, this ruling took the starch out of me…

• The Pictures Coming Out of Israel Are Chilling — See Our Collection Showing the Aftermath

  November 15, 2012 at 1:11pm

  Hate begets hate in the Middle East. It has been passed on through generations, and unfortunately will never end until one side or another is annihilated. The Jewish people are surrounded and the Obama administration appears to have no time or inclination to support them. These developments will likely progress to a full-blown Middle Eastern war. I certainly hope that Iran doesn’t become directly involved, although Iranian insurgents are likely already throwing money, military hardware and personnel into the mix. God bless the Jewish people…

• Busted: Jesse Jackson Jr Faces Jail Time And Resignation in Plea Deal

  November 12, 2012 at 9:26am

  Mental diseases are sometimes treatable, but last time I checked there was no cure for stupid. Oh, What a Town Chicago Is!!! Sing it with me now…

• ‘Unbelievable’ Crosswind Landings at Düsseldorf Airport Require Pilot Skill

  January 14, 2012 at 12:59pm

  Dear Blaze Typesetters,
  Are you serious with changing the font just to get the umlauts over that U? Dusseldorf would have been acceptable. Don’t you have a style book? Just sayin…

• Michael Moore: Older Generation Who Didn’t Vote for Obama Are ‘Racist’

  January 13, 2012 at 3:11pm

  Really, I mean, can I just throw out one statistic… Anyone who bothers to give Michael what’s his fat any attention is an idiot. And no, I didn’t watch the video. Move on, nothing to see here.

• Wild Hail Mary Pass Lands in Fallen Receivers’ Lap

  November 28, 2011 at 11:47am

  Love the pink field!

• Why Are Bizarre Masked ‘Beings’ Staging Marches & Handing Out Black Globes Across America?

  July 9, 2011 at 10:30am

  In reply to christianUSA.

  b-o-r-i-n-g. Don’t care about your stupid religious propaganda.

• Doomsday Preacher Harold Camping Suffers Stroke

  June 13, 2011 at 12:21pm

  In reply to Vickie Dhaene.

  Sorry, no. Let’s tell the truth. He is just one of millions of religious charlatans that people around the world are stupid enough to listen to. They deserve everything they get. Maybe one day some of those whose thinking hasn’t progressed beyond the stone age, when lightning and strong winds was proof of the fury of “god”, will wake up. Religious types have be preying on the weak since the dawn of man. Get a clue.

• Jesus Statue Set Ablaze in Minn.

  April 11, 2011 at 2:21pm

  In reply to SUEB.

  Bottom line, just another example of hate and intolerance. Religious bigotry is as old as religion, and will never, ever stop. Words, even hateful words, are one thing. Violence, killing, and purposeful destruction of others’ property are another matter. This man and his family are seemingly minding their own business and living their own lives, peacefully.

  If all people would simply follow the golden rule, the world would be a much better place. No religion need be involved in this argument. Just stay out of other peoples’ business, period.

  I hope the perpetrators of this crime are caught and prosecuted. They deserve no less than a very strong lesson in basic human respect.

• Jesus Returns to Monroe, OH — as a Statue

  April 7, 2011 at 8:36am

  I live about 5 miles from the former touchdown jesus location. I just couldn’t help it… every time I passed by, it would just come into my head naturally…

  I Don’t Care if It
  Rains or Freezes
  As Long as I Got My
  Plastic Jesus
  Ridin’ on the Dashboard
  Of My Car
  Through My Trials
  And Tribulations
  And My Travels
  Through the Nation
  With My Plastic Jesus
  I’ll Go Far

  Chorus
  With My Plastic Jesus
  Goodbye and I’ll Go Far
  I Said With My Plastic Jesus
  Sitting on the Dashboard of My Car

  Ridin’ Down the Thoroughfare
  With a Nose Up in the Air
  A Wreck May Be Ahead
  But He Don’t Mind
  Trouble Comin’
  He Don’t See
  He Just Keeps His Eye on Me
  And Any Other Thing That Lies Behind

  (Repeat Chorus)

  When I’m in a Traffic Jam
  He Don’t Care if I Say D*mn
  I Can Let All My Curses Roll
  ‘Cos Jesus’ Plastico Doesn’t Hear
  ‘Cos He’s Got a Plastic Ear
  The Man Who Invented Plastic
  Saved My Soul

  (Repeat Chorus)

  And if I Weave Around at Night
  Policemen Think I’m Very Tired
  They Never Find My Bottle
  Though They Ask
  ‘Cos Plastic Jesus Shelters Me
  For His Head Comes Off You See
  He’s Hollow and I Use Him Like a Flask

  (Repeat Chorus)

  I Don’t Care if It’s Dark or Scary
  Long as I Got Magnetic Mary
  Ridin’ on the Dashboard of My Car
  I Feel That I’m Protected Amply
  I’ve Got the Love of the Whole D*mn Family
  Ridin’ on the Dashboard of My Car

  (Repeat Chorus)

  When I’m Goin’ Fornicatin’
  I’ve Got My Ceramic Satan
  Sittin’ on the Dashboard of My Car
  Women Know I’m on the Level
  Thanks to the Wide-Eyed Stoneware Devil
  Sneerin’ From the Dashboard of My Car

  (Repeat Chorus)

  It will be great to be able to hear that refrain once again in my head!