Governor Dayton of MN, part of the Dayton family, owns Target stores. Need I say more?
May 12, 2015 at 9:47am
Oh Sure! Now I have to go and get a dog just so I can test this. Thanks junkman. You do know that there are only 24 hours in a day, don’t you? So much to do. So little time…
 May 12, 2015 at 9:04am
db321, You did know that. You just forgot to remember to know that. Think Man Think! It will all come flooding back and you’ll wonder why you didn’t remember that before.
May 12, 2015 at 9:02am
My shoes too Japster. What the heck are we going to do? If you find out please, PLEASE, let me know!
My shoes have been flopping around for so long I have blisters on my heels the size of golf balls. I’ve had to go three sizes bigger just so the blisters will fit.
 May 12, 2015 at 8:55am
It’s so simple I’m wondering why none of you have figured it out yet.
They bake the Twinkies in two halves. Then they use a router table to route out the area where the cream filling goes. Then they use an automatic caulking gun to lay just the right amount of the delicious cream filling in the routed out area. Once that’s all done they glue the two halves together and let them sit for a few minutes until the fast setting glue sets. Then they take two of these freshly glued Twinkies and put them into the wrapper and smush it down and seal the ends with a hot iron. As the glue continues to set up it creates a bit of expansion which fills the wrapper back up so it looks good. If they accidentally put too much glue between the halves it creates too much pressure and the package explodes. I’ve seen it!!! Cake and Cream Filling all over the place. So far, luckily, there have been no injuries to date. But, mark my words, the day will come when someone will get hurt or seriously injured and then the lawsuits will start. The government will get involved and Twinkies as we know them will become extinct. So get them now before they are gone. They have lots of preservatives in them so save some for your great grandchildren so they will know what joy we had. Don’t let history get lost! Please don’t let history get lost!
That only took 3 cups of coffee and several cigs. Now my head hurts. I’m going back to bed…
 May 11, 2015 at 9:22am
I’m just glad that I don’t do any running. I don’t have to figure out all of this stuff. I wonder, if I did buy a pair of these would they also work better when I’m driving my car or riding my motorcycle?
Who really gives a crap what this terrorist has to say?
 May 10, 2015 at 8:25am
I’d love to get David Barton’s take on this. I don’t know of anybody who knows more, or can explain history better then he can.
 May 9, 2015 at 8:50pm
I see what you did there. Jeff Dunham will be proud of you. LOL
 May 9, 2015 at 8:47pm
The Eco-Terrorists would probably whine because it’s not all going into the ocean to protect some little fishies.
 May 8, 2015 at 9:01am
I agree 100% about her not parking in the handicap spot without a placard whether or not she has disabilities. I know about Fibromyalgia. My wife had it until she passed away and was in constant pain and had trouble walking.
She also had type 2 diabetes, a heart attack, arthritis and a minor stroke. I told her one time that she must have been a bitch in a past life to have all this happen to her now. Knowing my warped sense of humor she smiled and said, “I Love You Too.” A seizure finally ended her life the day after her 66th birthday.
I miss her very much and still LOVE her.
 May 7, 2015 at 5:33pm
What would be safer and cheaper in the long run? Trains that derail and spill oil and fire or a pipeline that doesn’t derail and spill oil and fire all over the place.
I’m going with pipeline.
 May 4, 2015 at 11:04am
I remember being told that if I dug a hole deep enough I’d end up in China. Well that’s where this water is going. It’s ending up in the Gobi Desert but it’s so dry there that the water evaporates as it comes to the surface and that’s why nobody sees it.
Ya. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.
 May 1, 2015 at 1:30am
My Dad used to use the N word all the time at me.
He’d say, “You NINCOMPOOP why did you do that!”
 May 1, 2015 at 1:26am
When, in this administration, has the government given a damn about any of us other than their own greedy pockets? NEVER!
You register. You tell them your plans. You tell them what you’ve already done to prepare. And if you mention food, water, guns or ammo they know just where to go to steal your stuff. Steal according to the government is just confiscating it for the betterment of others less fortunate.
Re-distribution of ALL resources, it's only fair. Why are there any people that think the Government is the arbiter of "Fairness"? If we wern't paying throught the nose for this bloated, over-reaching Government, we would have plenty of resources to take care of ourselves.
This is nothing more than pandering to the global warming idiots. In reality, it never hurts to be prepared.
This is his prophecy to us.. and it won't be from global warming.. it will be because of his failed policies, his many scandals and him spending nearly 9 trillion dollars, much of which has gone into the pockets of his friends and buddies! I don't know if people are aware, but from what I found,when Bush took office this country was 5 trillion in debt.. the last two years of his last term the Democrats ran both House and Senate and spent wildly.. and have continued to along with some or many Republican's! If armaggedon comes it will be because of a economic crash.. not because of climate change! He has divided a nation, stirred up the blacks into riots and chaos..also destroyed any semblance in the Middle East.. they know exactly what is going to happen and probably have the date and hour it will happen! This nation has turned its back on God.. taken his name from everything they possibly can.. they stomp and burn our American flag.. have no respect for our military or our law officers and until we all turn back to HIM we will lose America. Are we prepared for that?? God in Heaven help us, help those who live in cities.. because as we have seen that this is where all hell will break loose first! Protect those who love you and have faith in you!
I heard on the radio this morning that Microsoft has a new software where YOU upload YOUR picture and they guesstimate your age. Are people really that STUPID?!?!?! Yeah, right, download my picture(s) so they can have it in the system to do facial recognition. I will now remove my "tinfoil hat".
 April 28, 2015 at 9:33am
I still believe, as I have for a long time, that this is obama’s plan. He wants enough violence to declare martial law so he can become KING and suspend elections. He wants another term or two and this will be how he gets it.
 April 24, 2015 at 12:01pm
I just pray that God gives me the strength to do His bidding and will when the time comes to me. I’m not a strong man but I do pray for strength to do His will.
 April 24, 2015 at 11:55am
I like your profile picture. A good cigar and beer. What could be more enjoyable? OK. I didn’t get offended and I still feel good.
A hand-rolled Macanudo and a bottle of $200 vintage Port. Now THAT makes for a good afternoon.
 April 24, 2015 at 8:40am
This is also a part of the First Amendment that you forgot to include: “or prohibiting the free exercise thereof”
Here’s the whole Amendment just in case you forgot it:
Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the government for a redress of grievances.”
 April 24, 2015 at 8:20am
Am I missing something Destroyer? What does your daughter being an atheist have to do with anything in this article? Unless she only hangs out with christians and they don’t want anything to do with her romantically.