User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • [10] February 1, 2015 at 3:09pm

    They are competing for the Miss Amazon title.
    Reminds me of Married with Children and Bundy’s No MA’AM. “National Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood”.

    Next they will be serving you undercooked chicken.

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  • [25] February 1, 2015 at 2:41pm

    After the last 6 years of having the Zombies running the country, I don’t know if I want to survive a full blown Zombie Apocalypse. But with a lot of guns, bullets, and booze, I will go out fighting and happy.

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  • [4] February 1, 2015 at 1:47pm

    Drunken Ballet, or better known as Hockey. They got an organ, funny names like Zamboni, and most of them are French.

  • [166] January 30, 2015 at 6:14pm

    If she wants balance, she needs to turn on Fox News, and stop watching Pravda.

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  • [199] January 30, 2015 at 12:17am

    I remember, years ago when I was in the military. After being deployed for a year, and coming home and surprising my wife. I walked in on her, about 8PM, Friday night, I snuck in the house and there she was, standing in the kitchen, she turned and as soon as she seen me, she started shouting, “Why are you just standing there, it’s your turn to do the dang dishes, I am going to go lay down.”

    I knew right then, I hadn’t lost the magic.

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  • [8] January 30, 2015 at 12:04am

    Alas, like MurryAZ, I wish I known John Boehner when he had a functioning brain.

    I believe he was thinking when he played Tea Party with Janet Reno and Nancy Pelosi.

  • [6] January 30, 2015 at 12:02am

    That was many beers ago, and besides, all I would have talked about was orbital analysis of a weather satellite, resolution enhancements and how to fix a system built in the 1960′s, but didn’t officially exist. Also the proper way to align a laser printing system to produce “Weather” photos from satellites.

    Wait, what was I talking about????

  • [10] January 29, 2015 at 11:48pm

    Wait, Rainman could do that by himself, with only a package of underwear from K Mart.

  • [10] January 29, 2015 at 11:19pm

    East: I reported you for being a good guy, I hope you don’t mind.

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  • [7] January 29, 2015 at 11:18pm

    I thought it was to promote heavy use of quaaludes.

  • [49] January 29, 2015 at 11:10pm

    I agree with you on this, it was reported it took them 3 days, because the system was clogged with lost IRS and DOJ emails. And they had to wade through all of them to find the voicemail.

    When the NSA was notified, first they denied they listened in, then they denied they had it in their database’s, then they finally said, “She did mention getting some milk on the way home, which we know is code for Death to America.”

    Earnest immediately said she isn’t considered a terrorist, but a Freedom Fighting Angel. He was struck by lightning three times and locust descended on the podium. Afterward he stated, “That still doesn’t prove anything, except Islam is a peaceful religion.”

    It was noted after the press briefing, Muhammad himself returned with Jesus, and slapped him with a soggy newspaper. Jesus rubbed his nose in the carpet. He still denies it happened, but praises both of them for being Freedom Fighters, of the secular type.

    Satan has been quoted to offer him a job as director of the 7th plane of hell, with full health care. Earnest turned it down saying he already works for a more evil powerful being.

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  • [18] January 29, 2015 at 10:48pm

    Monk, the sad thing is, the Geico Gecko was on the set, and he lost his tail. Fortunately the AFLAC duck was there to eat it, so it didn’t go to waste.

    When the police did impound the car, they notice Suge was listening to Celine Dion, his street cred will never be the same.

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  • [11] January 29, 2015 at 8:46pm

    You Betcha.

  • [33] January 29, 2015 at 8:45pm

    Triple murder, then double murder.

    I wonder if the executioner went, 3….2….1 before he injected.

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  • [339] January 29, 2015 at 8:04pm

    Unfortunately, soon after this picture was taken, a PETA group attacked the fox with red paint, for wearing fur.

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  • [114] January 29, 2015 at 7:12pm

    So that’s where KickGrandma was today, either that or CatB took a trip to texas.

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  • [1] January 28, 2015 at 8:17pm

    Sorry Prov1

  • [31] January 28, 2015 at 8:09pm

    First, I appologize if I offended you, being as you are the President of the last Jessie “The Body” Ventura fan club. BTW, isn’t it really lonely at those monthly meetings, but your Mom does make those Rice Krispie treats you like.

    Second, if you read my post, you wouldn’t be asking someone to post a Geiko commercial or make fun of his hair, I already did that.

    And Finally, in the words of the great Redd Fox, “Lamont, you big dummy.”

  • [10] January 28, 2015 at 7:36pm

    Am I evil for rooting for the wolf?

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  • [3] January 28, 2015 at 7:33pm

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