User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • [16] August 21, 2014 at 10:37pm

    Great googly moogly, oh what will I do now. I promise, with a pinkie swear, I won’t disparage Honkies no more.

  • [48] August 21, 2014 at 8:22pm

    I must say, I am a bit smitten with Tara, a smart, sexy woman taking on a little troll.

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  • [14] August 20, 2014 at 10:20pm

    Stupid White Girl, Trix is for Kids, and Riots r 4 Us.

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  • [22] August 20, 2014 at 9:43pm

    So now it’s HIS turn to humiliate and take revenge on the country that hurt his feelings.

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  • [6] August 20, 2014 at 8:48pm

    When he gets older, the ladies will like him, you know what they say, “Big hands…..big heart.”

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  • [4] August 18, 2014 at 10:01pm


    Wait, immigra, immigra, no deport

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  • [4] August 18, 2014 at 9:54pm

    Maybe instead of calling them the Redskins, he could just name them after his favorite all day sucker, fore skin.

  • [2] August 18, 2014 at 9:52pm

    I wonder what the urine to water ratio is?

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  • [98] August 18, 2014 at 9:18pm

    The Denver Post had a article for Phil Simms, the week before he was announcing a broncos game, you could write in questions.

    My questions was: Phil, in all those major games you played, and since you played every week of the month, what kind of tampon do you use that never slipped or leaked?

    For some reason he never answered that, but most of us fans guessed it would have to be a Maxi Pad, for heavy flow.

    If Simms has a problem, maybe he should just not announce that week and take a unpaid leave of absence. If I was CBS, that is what I would tell him.

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  • [10] August 17, 2014 at 11:28pm

    Are they sure, or is Al Roker pooping his pants again.

  • [33] August 17, 2014 at 11:27pm

    Seems from the bullet pattern, he couldn’t have had his arms outstretched over his head. Could that witness be true, he was charging the police officer? If he had his arms up and over his head like his buddy said, this cop should go to jail for being a really bad shot.

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  • [30] August 17, 2014 at 10:52pm

    This is the Arab Spring he was wanting, a populace to rise up and overthrow a dictatorial and incompetent leader. He should have looked in the mirror before he wished for that.

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  • [4] August 17, 2014 at 10:10pm

    ABC = Alcohol Binged Commentary.

  • [5] August 17, 2014 at 7:18pm

    Also clowns and Mimes, they find them creepy.

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  • [18] August 17, 2014 at 7:15pm

    That they are wrong.

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  • [82] August 17, 2014 at 7:04pm

    What you see is, they want to deny God, and the only way they can feel they are right, is to destroy God. In their hearts they want to believe there is nothing, and for the most part, they also believe in the Govt. as God. Therefore, as long as God is still in sight, and in peoples lives, the Govt will never have complete control over a society. They must remove God from all aspects of a society’s lives, thus removing all Hope, and leaving only the Govt. as the one that can give and take away hope, life, and sense of being.

    Remember, the greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was getting people to believe he isn’t real.

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  • [3] August 16, 2014 at 12:47am

    Reference: MASH theme song.

  • August 16, 2014 at 12:18am

    But DLV, Suicide is Painless.

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  • [4] August 15, 2014 at 11:20pm

    Don’t let her near Mr Happy, ever.

  • [8] August 15, 2014 at 11:11pm

    I am just a Simple Man who is nothing but a Double Trouble Truck Driving Man who wants somebody to just Gimme back My Bullets.

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