User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • [18] October 25, 2014 at 11:24pm

    Third times a charm, eh California

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  • [61] October 23, 2014 at 11:42pm

    Liberals today are just prostitutes looking for the easy lay and total prostration to anyone willing. Thus, disarming america gives them that opportunity and excuse to be taken, like they deserve, and thus fulfilling their perverted dreams.

    When good citizens stand up against this, and prevent this dream, they become very upset, such as a neglected housewife or mistress becomes upset from the welcomed advances from their expected deviant from being thwarted by a husband or the local authorities.

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  • October 23, 2014 at 11:28pm

    As we say in Hawaii
    Eh, Howzit Brah, no bada, Hang Loose and Hang Ten. Enjoy da Wahines and da Heineken.

  • October 23, 2014 at 11:02pm

    Mahalo and Aloha.

  • [50] October 23, 2014 at 10:53pm

    She was just acting out a sex act. An Oscar winning performance, so how can you fire the police officer, he was just taken in by her ACTING……GENIUS.

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  • October 23, 2014 at 10:47pm

    The Dude obliges.

  • [52] October 23, 2014 at 10:36pm

    There is no such thing as ebola. It’s really just ebonics that has mutated into an actual disease instead of a speech impediment. Once they started teaching ebonics in California, several white kids who took the class suddenly started having seizures, which caused a mutation of a freckle one of the red head kids had. From there a pet monkey one of the Berkeley researchers had caught the ebonics virus, then it mutated with the bad dancing gene the researcher had infected the monkey with, and turned into Rebonics, which actually only effected peoples feet.

    A marathon runner from Kenya contracted the Rebonics disease and took it back to Africa and passed it on to a Guinea prostitute, known in that region as a Guinea Pig, which it then transformed into a disease that effected only the skin around the neck, named Ebolo, after the Bolo Tie.

    An Algerian man then came into the country, contracted Ebolo, which melded with his Type A diabetes, and created Ebola.

    The man then started a kissing booth, which was very successful with most europeans visiting the nation and the UN peacekeepers…..and that’s how Ebola spread.

    It all started from bad language, to a foot fetish, then mix in a Liberal professor, a pig, a prostitute, and the UN. And you get EBOLA.

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  • [65] October 23, 2014 at 10:16pm

    If terror walked up to Obama, gave him a business card, introduced his wife and kids, then explained exactly why he was going to commit his crime……Obama would still say, “This isn’t terrorism.”

    Because in his mind, we deserve it. WE have always deserve it and deserve more. So, it’s not terrorism, just pay back and just in Obama’s mind.

    Along those lines just remember what Islam stands for:

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  • [42] October 23, 2014 at 6:39pm

    Why don’t they just say, Anit-mother in law cabin. They would sell more, because I agree, it’s not the zombies that suck the soul out of you.

    And Vision Harry, zombie do exist, just ask any poll worker in chicago, they rise up every november and vote.

  • [6] October 20, 2014 at 11:42pm

    Don’t say Illegal, they are undocumented Democrat voters.

  • [5] October 20, 2014 at 11:28pm

    Problem is there are only 20 million, some are going to have to get 2 cards. Oh, wait, that’s not a problem, they can then vote 6 times.

  • [135] October 20, 2014 at 11:03pm

    Holder, it’s hard to criticize when your lips are firmly on his buttocks, and your mind is only on his highness. Panetta at least pulled his head out and look around, seeing what’s really going on, but that’s OK, Holder…..Look, over there, racial profiling, quick, do something.

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  • October 20, 2014 at 10:47pm

    That’s a lot of baloney.

  • [15] October 20, 2014 at 10:21pm

    The sad thing is no matter what they bury him in, it will be passe’ next year, and he will be for ever out of fashion in the afterlife.

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  • [15] October 20, 2014 at 10:15pm

    What goes on in fight club, stays in fight club.

    Rule #1: Don’t talk about fight club.

    So, yes, we may never know how they contracted ebola.

  • [10] October 19, 2014 at 11:05pm

    Go Broncos.

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  • [41] October 19, 2014 at 9:14pm

    Using the military as a quick strike against our own civilians. Hmmm, I see nothing that could go wrong there, except our military getting ebola, but then again, they won’t get VA acknowledgement for it, it would be deemed “Workplace contamination”, then they would be blamed for not following whatever the protocol is.

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  • [179] October 19, 2014 at 8:48pm

    It’s his own fault, Obama said, “The future is just outside.” Everyone thought Hillary showed up in the parking lot.

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  • [236] October 18, 2014 at 1:55am

    She ain’t heavy, she’s my sister…..

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  • [2] October 18, 2014 at 12:58am

    My behind was itchy, do you really want to know?

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