User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • [203] November 27, 2014 at 1:46am

    Seems like that mistresses and whores who loved the attention and money Obama threw at them, are now just not satisfied with all the lies they gladly licked up. When even those are abandoning Obama, soon, Chris Matthews leg tingles will be diagnosed as RLS. Say it ain’t so Joe.

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  • [13] November 23, 2014 at 1:29am

    CatB: Always my pleasure to make your day brighter.

  • [606] November 23, 2014 at 12:02am

    First of all, “Major Newspaper” is an oxymoron in today’s media world.

    Second, what was so racist about it, they were just coming in to clean up and serve the food.

    Third, when exactly did ISIS take over the role of cartoon editors?

    Forth, I find that funny.

    Fifth, I have the right to not testify against myself.

    Sixth, If it was a cartoon about ferguson protesters breaking into a store or home, nothing would have been said.

    and Finally, Lighten up Francis.

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  • [40] November 22, 2014 at 11:27pm

    Wow, I must say, what a very sexy woman, a couple decades ago. But then again, some people just hit 40, others slam into it head first. But I am sure everyone will just take her word for it, I for one, would believe anything a naked woman was telling me, including, “That’s the biggest one I have ever seen.” (BTW, she was commenting on the size of the bed, but I am sure there is bigger ones than a full size)

    I digress, when ever an old chick, who used to model nude starts slinging accusations, well, it’s like the old Charles Schwab commercials, “When a skanky ho talks, the media listen.” Of course they are deaf when the words Benghazi, IRS, Immigration, or Lawless President are spoken.

    So, go ahead and crucify the Cos, what does it really mean in the context of everything today. Nothing………Riggghhhtttt.

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  • [51] November 21, 2014 at 11:15pm

    I cracked that years ago, it says “Make sure to drink your Ovaltine”.

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  • [9] November 21, 2014 at 11:12pm

    I fell asleep halfway through, how did it end?

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  • [19] November 21, 2014 at 6:02pm

    Ironically, the owners of the station were planning on keeping the duo employed, coaching the WGN softball team. But now, they are not only pulling that offer, but cancelling their Jam of the Month Christmas bonus. They are the real losers here, not WGN.

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  • [83] November 21, 2014 at 5:54pm

    First of all, I still don’t know why everyone is still looking for her emails, we all know she used a fake account, and besides that, most of the emails were asking what was for lunch.

    As for putting down her face, she is a very sexy woman for being a transexual man, I am just saying, she pulls it off very well, much better than moochelle.

    We also know if they found the emails, they found Obama’s school records, and the lost episodes of I Love Lucy. Out of those three, I would be more interested in how Lucy got out of her latest mess, which of course is probably what Lois is modeling her escape from this mess, all I know, at sometime, Ricky is going to come in and say, “Lois, you got some splainin to do.” Of course Ricky will be deported and audited right after that.

    Obama on the other hand, is quietly arranging for Lois to take over her new govt. post, at the newly reopened Tikrit embassy….she will be missed. Not.

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  • [33] November 21, 2014 at 5:44pm

    Excellent Smithers, the plan is coming together.

    First we flood the unemployment lines with millions of uneducated, non english speaking riff raff, then we hire them all to replace the slack jawed union slugs who always want more.

    Then in a few years we promise the union slugs, elect us, and we will fix this, all the while telling our new “Voters” how much they owe us for legalizing them.

    We never have to fulfill our promises, just keep these two groups at each other’s throats all the while, prices on wages plummet, and we can get our cheap labor jobs back from overseas.

    Yes, we will become a cheap labor country, that everyone will send jobs to, my plan is coming together.

    Now Smithers, release the hounds.

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  • [154] November 20, 2014 at 10:47pm

    Let’s just say Obama’s career is like the Cadillac coupe commercial with the idiot in the stupid shirt thinking he was the center of the universe, and instead just a bumbling fool looking stupid. This President is challenging the world to find fault in him, to show his base everyone is really racist, and just how unfair we all are. That is the only thing he has left, his policies have failed and have been rejected. His own party has been decimated and is running from him, he is a man on an island that is sinking. He has nothing else to do but try and get the mean old republicans to impeach, which of course his own party would love, because they would squash it, just like with Clinton, laws be damned. We are witnessing the meltdown of a narcissist, which is a very dangerous thing to witness, and immigration is only the first step, he will unleash as many regulations and executive orders he can, as long as he isn’t stopped, until either Rome burns, or he is jailed.

    Does anyone have a fiddle for Nero? Or a side of fires for Moochelle.

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  • [24] November 15, 2014 at 12:09am

    A bullet costs about a dollar. Just saying.

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  • [81] November 14, 2014 at 10:14pm

    They declined the invite, they were asked to bring the suicide vests. Christians were asked to bring the kool aide, and Muslims were going to provide virgins, at a time to be named later.

  • [146] November 14, 2014 at 10:05pm

    Remember Zimmerman, they trotted out the same grainy images and said, “See, no bruises, he was lying.” Then we got the color photos and doctor report which showed he was beat up. Same here, but we already have blood in the car, the doctors report and the fact Angel Boy was reaching for his gun. So now this release and story is just to re-stoke tensions in preparation for the riots. I don’t think you need to shoot at them, all the police need to do is get a bunch of strays, starve them, amp them up on red bull, and let them loose on the protestors. They will be clearing the street pretty quick, plus just run a herd of cattle down the street, scatter like roached I tell you.

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  • [10] November 13, 2014 at 9:52pm

    That smell emanating from his office is the smell of his career, it died along time ago and is just rotting, along with his soul, and more than likely, the majority of that smell is Kathy Griffin. You can never get the skank off once she rubs up against you, and she has rubbed him good.

  • [9] November 12, 2014 at 10:09pm

    She could have, didn’t you ever see Fight Club.

  • [14] November 12, 2014 at 10:07pm

    The entire story can be found on Lois Lerners hard drive.

  • [26] November 12, 2014 at 10:05pm

    To be fair, the main complaint is she was giving out dental floss and cough drops, which is only to be handed out on Queens day. So, that is an automatic tongue lashing. On the bright side, they did say “sorry” every time they hit her, and they did swear at her in English and French.

  • [2] November 12, 2014 at 8:30pm

    I hope she gets it straightened out. And I do find when kids are brought here, and they don’t have the paperwork, it is a tough issue on do we just grant them a green card, or should they be deported. In your girlfriends case, I think that is a situation where a green card should be granted, came in on a visa, with her mother.

    Where I believe we need to show the world we won’t bend is what just happened this summer, waves of children come into the country and our govt. just lets them in, with the narrative, “Only a heartless person would keep a child from their family.” I say send their family back.

    But again, I do wish you luck with getting her legal.

  • [3] November 12, 2014 at 8:02pm

    DLV, I left an answer on the previous economic thread.

    And it would be nice to get good hard working immigrants green cards, but as my wife’s family did it, legally. Just curious, how did she get here and why is it taking so long? I don’t know the in’s and outs of immigration, my ex-wife was already a citizen when I married her, but I did get to go down and watch her Mom get her citizenship, it was very touching.

  • [4] November 12, 2014 at 9:37am

    Party things would be expanding food stamps to over 40 million people, billions of dollars in Green energy initiatives that have gone bankrupt within a year (Solyndra for example), Obamacare has added 1.5 trillion to debt so far and will increase budget by a trillion (GAO’s estimates), extending unemployment to 99 weeks, increasing almost all social programs while he has increased regulations and taxes that kill jobs. These are just a few, all the while gutting the military, medicare, and taking more money from the social security trust fund (remember the tax holiday, he decreased social security tax for a year).

    This administration has been playing a shell game with the budget, and now full time work is set at 30 hours, which falsely makes unemployment numbers look good, because a lot of people now hold down 2 part-time jobs to make up for the lost hours and wages. These are how his policies have made numbers look good, but if you go into the details, medium income has fallen across the board, people are literally working more hours and not making what they used to make at a 40 hour work week. He has decimated the coal industry, shut down power plants, and caused energy prices to skyrocket, like he promised and this again, has caused other programs to help the poor with their utilities to double in payouts.
    Everything has a cause and effect, the problem is our media, if they were really honest, would be reporting on the actual numbers, not just what the Gov. says.

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