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• Rep. Jordan Pledges to Get to Bottom of IRS ‘Abuse of Taxpayers’ First Amendment Rights’

  May 20, 2013 at 9:45pm

  If we could only audit the IRS, we would probably find the huge warehouse of all the socks they steal from our dryers and of course, we might find the elusive underwear gnomes.

  Auditing the IRS would be like forcing Satan into a confessional, it might sound like a good idea, but are you really ready to hear all of the horrors.

• Rep. Jordan Pledges to Get to Bottom of IRS ‘Abuse of Taxpayers’ First Amendment Rights’

  May 20, 2013 at 9:43pm

  In reply to Fubared.

  Is that a pledge pin on your uniform?

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Dy2fo6E_pI

• DOJ Reportedly Snooped on TWO Additional Fox News Employees

  May 20, 2013 at 8:46pm

  In reply to llotus.

  The two janitors? Why would they spy on the janitors, unless its to break the case of the missing urinal cakes.

• Washington Times Writer: Fox News Scandal Goes ‘Much Deeper,’ W.H. Sitting on Something Top Obama Aides ‘Terrified’ About

  May 20, 2013 at 7:39pm

  In reply to momrules.

  My pleasure MOMRULES.

  To keep Hillary quiet Bill just told her “The first one to speak gets se x any way they want it” He found that usually keeps her quiet for months.

• Washington Times Writer: Fox News Scandal Goes ‘Much Deeper,’ W.H. Sitting on Something Top Obama Aides ‘Terrified’ About

  May 20, 2013 at 7:05pm

  In reply to momrules.

  Biden is quiet because Barry gave him a whole bunch of salt water taffy and a bunch of shiny tinsel. That usually keeps him busy and quiet for at least a week.

• This Has to Be One of the Last Things a Bride Wants to Happen While Wearing Her Wedding Dress

  May 20, 2013 at 5:31pm

  In reply to Paladin45ACP.

  She shouldn’t have been wearing her lucky ham.

• Viral Video: Man Riding Atop the Hood of a Moving Truck Pleads With Others to Call Police — And There’s a Hilarious Explanation

  May 20, 2013 at 5:00pm

  In reply to The-Monk.

  Gee, the bums are getting really desparate to wash windows.

  If that was a city worker that picked up the guys sign and wouldn’t stop when the guy was on his hood, I would say big lawsuit for Shrimp Boy.

• Senior White House Officials Knew About IRS Investigation — But Supposedly Did Not Tell Obama

  May 20, 2013 at 4:11pm

  In reply to Cavallo.

  No one ever told Veruca Salt she had a big ****, bad temper, body odor, and she couldn’t have an oompa loompa.

• One of the Most Unlikely Animals Being Trained to Hunt Land Mines

  May 20, 2013 at 11:58am

  In reply to Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

  Joke of the day:
  Two Cannibals were eating a clown and one turned to other and said, “Do you taste something funny?”
  Remember, a Mime is a terrible thing to taste.

• One of the Most Unlikely Animals Being Trained to Hunt Land Mines

  May 20, 2013 at 11:41am

  The best animal to use to find land mines is the Mimes. They don’t make a noise when they blow up, and not even PETA will scream about anyone using them in such a manner.