User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • October 2, 2014 at 1:02am

    Not to West Africa, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express once.

  • October 1, 2014 at 11:25pm

    Hey RJJ:
    Glad to be back, sick as a dog though, caught a cold.

  • October 1, 2014 at 10:56pm

    I took that when I was there, but it took me to Kentucky, I had to sit through a Mitch McConnell speech. Kenya would have been better.

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:47pm

    If it’s my ex-wife, it’s not ebola, just the evil oozing out.

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:39pm

    Exactly, the venturi effect, the smaller the diameter, and the greater the force behind it, create a stronger exit velocity. At that speed, his backside became an afterburner.

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  • October 1, 2014 at 10:19pm

    A missed time fart at those speeds through you off.

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  • October 1, 2014 at 9:23pm

    My wife and I always took responsibility when our son misbehaved, corrected the problem, and gave him praise when he did the right thing. Being firm, not beating him, but administering punishment, and being consistent and “There” is the most important part of parenting.

  • October 1, 2014 at 8:00pm

    Blaze writers tonight must be watching infomercials.

    Get three, get three surprises.

    BTW, nice, I haven’t posted for almost three weeks, just to have them instantly delete my post on the Piers Morgan story. Thanks, blaze, thanks blaze.

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  • [4] September 28, 2014 at 8:00am

    RJJ, still not back, just got a couple of days off.

  • [274] September 28, 2014 at 6:36am

    Maybe the owner could just name a salad after himself, it self tosses, leaves you with a really bad taste in your mouth, and tastes like a foot in the mouth.

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  • [281] September 27, 2014 at 7:58am

    Let’s be clear. Molesting a virgin Mary Statute, is OK, putting a swastika on a Synagogue is OK, Burning a Christina church in the name of Allah, is OK, but pointing out an insane person committing Jihad and beheading an blasphemous woman who won’t convert to Islam, is not OK.

    People, we must bow down and accept the prophet Mohammad and all he teaches, forsake all others, and of course, kill all non believers. Or Holder and all the rest of the apologists will get upset, and then, no box juices for anyone.

    Now, where did we put that extra stock piles of stones, we have a lot of Hollywood stars who have committed adultery to deal with, and make sure we keep extras, we will be heading to DC after this, too bad Ted Kennedy is already dead. Does anyone have Bill’s address?

    Signed ISIS, your future leaders, and registered Democrats.

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  • September 15, 2014 at 2:14am

    I hope you’re feeling better. Get well.

  • [36] September 11, 2014 at 10:02pm

    I did the same thing, but I always wondered why your parents were in my room. (Just kidding)/

  • [24] September 11, 2014 at 9:55pm

    He better not go visit that one kids Aunt, she will beat his rear and drive him back to jail.

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  • [25] September 9, 2014 at 10:40pm

    I doesn’t mention what they still use to wipe themselves, let’s just say, don’t shake their left hand.

    And yet these are the people that have access to our bank information, credit card info, can get into our computers to “Fix” things, and take our orders when we need to order that catalog junk.

    We lose jobs to them, and yet our unemployed have indoor plumbing, toilet paper, and flat screen TV’s.

    I don’t know who is the real winner in this, now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go outside and use the restroom.

    I wonder if there is a poop law there like in New York City, do you get fined for not picking up after yourself?

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  • [78] September 9, 2014 at 9:05pm

    I agree, that commercial and the clothing line is racist.

  • [25] September 9, 2014 at 8:44pm

    That scores an 11.

  • [321] September 9, 2014 at 8:37pm

    Good Point CatB.

    If they didn’t walk around looking like thugs, pants showing off their **** cracks, hats on sideways, can’t put a sentence together without the F word, and having a shorter fuse than Yosemite Sam, they might not get eyeballed so much.

    But that’s just me being white, you know, thinking and acting civil.

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  • [397] September 9, 2014 at 7:37pm

    Oh man, I thought they found something really rare, like Obama’s backbone.

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  • [4] September 9, 2014 at 7:12pm

    Wasn’t he last seen kissing someone during the draft?

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