Yes, I feel her pain, I have to fly off to the pacific once again, and those long flights are killer. The last one coming back, I got to sit in the exit row by the big door, lots of room in front of me, plus the jump seat for the flight attendant. I am not kidding, a lady came and laid down in front of us and started doing pilates, she was told to move after 2 minutes, then a lady decided to use that space to do yoga while waiting for the rest room to open up. All this within 2 feet of me and my seatmate. No common sense at all.
Well if they were nice looking, I could see just enjoying the inflight entertainment...
And if that does not work, just ask where you can put the one dollar tip for the lap dance.
 May 9, 2015 at 4:42am
Be well and God Bless.
 May 9, 2015 at 4:01am
Dentists are Sadists with a license to practice. Novocaine is the only thing that made it so they wouldn’t be lynched.
 May 9, 2015 at 3:43am
King James decided, the oaf that dared to cross before his path, caused a raven to take flight, which caused a bad omen to curse him. Therefore, he will find that poor oaf, and crush him and his family lineage, until there is nothing left of that oaf. So Sayeth the lord King James. Now, seeing as he probably was banging a handful of fan babes, he wore himself out, got a serious case of the “Itches” and got worried because his wife was going to kill him.
Now being as his woman was going to snatch his nads off him, he went and decided to start a avalanche of distractions that would keep her off the trail, first was throwing the game, which would keep him from her scrutiny, because now she realizes he isn’t going to get the big pay day from the sponsors.
Now, all this came from King James getting into a skanky tuna that caused a lot of side effects. Bad Tuna brung down a lot of powerful men.
Good morning Darmok,
Hope all is well with you and yours. I still hate dentists.
Dentists are Sadists with a license to practice. Novocaine is the only thing that made it so they wouldn't be lynched.
The comment I want to make won't be received well or understood so I'll just sign off and say goodnight.
Be well and God Bless.
 May 7, 2015 at 12:25am
I tried this as written, and got sleepy, then my wife yelled at me to put the trash on the curb for pick up tomorrow. After that, I came back upstairs, tried it again, but with a shot of bourbon. Again, my wife yelled from downstairs, you forgot to put the recycle out. So, I had to go downstairs, and take out the recycle. This time I went upstairs, took a shot of bourbon, did the breathing exercises, and put in ear plugs. I awoke with a Filipino woman hitting me and yelling something about leaving the garage door open, and me being drunk.
Bottom line, I don’t think this works, it seems more like a scam, and he forgot to put a disclaimer about awaking to a Filipino nightmare, and having to take out the trash.
I personally think this doctor isn’t married and isn’t in touch with reality.
Good night Monk, God Bless.
 May 6, 2015 at 9:59pm
I tried reading this article the times, and a fall asleep in the middle, every time. Darcy, you found a sure fire technique. :-)
 May 2, 2015 at 4:51pm
Talk about the ultimate “Unfriending”.
Seriously, though, prayers for her and her family.
 May 2, 2015 at 2:46am
Love you KAYDEEBEAU
You are one of my favorites on this site.
 May 1, 2015 at 7:49pm
The downer was when they did a full body cavity search, planted drugs and a gun on her, then tased and pepper sprayed her for good measure. The fiance did make her bail before their dinner reservation, so the night wasn’t a total loss.
Al Sharpton & Geraldo Rivera... two birds of a feather
Wait wasn't he at OWS telling them how to protest? What to do & what not to do...
He was with the whole bring the Capitalist system down, drum circles, Mic Check mic check Human microphone, Frances Fox Piven & all their ilk...
Here is Glenn outing Geraldo https://youtu.be/5vbTPXjLrxM via @YouTube
Honestly D&J@T: I realize that Geraldine was tough about 25 years ago but the majority of folks know that at some point, most run into someone tougher. Now maybe his chest-selfie or chair-broken beak may amuse some of those protesting “thugs,” but Geraldine would be best served by keeping that mustache-wearing, proggy-sympathetic, open-abyss, light-ensnaring mouth of his shut before someone fills it with a 4” X 2” brick. I certainly didn’t hear him calling some of the peeps surrounding him a couple of nights ago “thugs” (naw; he probably wouldn’t be able to chew solid food just now if that were the case). As far as anarchists, he may have caught a reflection of himself in the camera lens.
He's become a cartoon of himself ...or maybe a cartoon of a cartoon.
Why don't the locals like him? I'm not sure I've ever been in the same state with him and I've never liked him. I still can't figure out why FNC employs him.
 April 30, 2015 at 11:24pm
Caving in to Obama, getting ready to just rubber stamp what ever worthless agreement he comes out of Iran with, and passing another huge budget with no substantial cuts. But wait everyone, look, a butterfly, everyone look, a pretty butterfly, squirrel.
Did they distract you long enough to forget the first part of my post?
Look, look "Squirrel!" Shinny object!
;0) sic em Darmok
 April 30, 2015 at 8:08pm
Monk, either way, you described a puss filled irritant, er beohner, or Obama.
Missed you guys, I have been very busy traveling and taking care of Biddness. Don’t even have time to protest the oppression of having to take the trash out.
 April 30, 2015 at 7:32pm
He will have a dozen offers by the end of the week.
 April 30, 2015 at 7:30pm
How peaceful would you be living next door to the biggest whorehouse in the world, (DC).
 April 30, 2015 at 7:27pm
There is also the chicken in every pot clause, the Rainbows and Unicorns, the Cooties you’re it, and the promise from every congressperson, to kiss us first before Bucketing us, in Obama’s own words. At least every time they Bucket us, we get kissed and told how pretty we are. Now don’t you feel better America? It almost makes you want to carry a mattress around, almost.
I heard Bobo has unicorns growing out of his butt. Oh wait, maybe that was Boerner!
Unless there is a free Obamaphone and a promise of more food stamps for the un-moneyed many ----- it will be DOA
i'll see it....when i believe it...............
Another "Wimpy" budget...
"I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a Hamburger today"
In the case of the RINO leadership, I'll believe their promises when (or if) they ever keep them.
....O....Here we go again ....The "Illusionary" Washington Money Mafia budget fiasco....So basically there's a 70% to 90% increase to each of the Crime family's annual budgets over the next 9 years. Where at that time they will be balanced...Good to know at least as a sheep citizen, the "illusion" of modern America will continue.....whoopie...
All the cuts are seven years out when most of the members are gone, the deck chairs are rearranged and of course "things have changed on the ground"
Of course they wrote the budget using the hollow bone of a fairy filled with unicorn blood. I heard the republican leadership celebrated by eating burritos made of flying blue monkeys and they sat around farting rainbows.