User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010

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  • September 15, 2014 at 2:14am

    I hope you’re feeling better. Get well.

  • [36] September 11, 2014 at 10:02pm

    I did the same thing, but I always wondered why your parents were in my room. (Just kidding)/

  • [24] September 11, 2014 at 9:55pm

    He better not go visit that one kids Aunt, she will beat his rear and drive him back to jail.

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  • [25] September 9, 2014 at 10:40pm

    I doesn’t mention what they still use to wipe themselves, let’s just say, don’t shake their left hand.

    And yet these are the people that have access to our bank information, credit card info, can get into our computers to “Fix” things, and take our orders when we need to order that catalog junk.

    We lose jobs to them, and yet our unemployed have indoor plumbing, toilet paper, and flat screen TV’s.

    I don’t know who is the real winner in this, now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go outside and use the restroom.

    I wonder if there is a poop law there like in New York City, do you get fined for not picking up after yourself?

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  • [78] September 9, 2014 at 9:05pm

    I agree, that commercial and the clothing line is racist.

  • [25] September 9, 2014 at 8:44pm

    That scores an 11.

  • [321] September 9, 2014 at 8:37pm

    Good Point CatB.

    If they didn’t walk around looking like thugs, pants showing off their **** cracks, hats on sideways, can’t put a sentence together without the F word, and having a shorter fuse than Yosemite Sam, they might not get eyeballed so much.

    But that’s just me being white, you know, thinking and acting civil.

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  • [397] September 9, 2014 at 7:37pm

    Oh man, I thought they found something really rare, like Obama’s backbone.

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  • [4] September 9, 2014 at 7:12pm

    Woodyee:
    Wasn’t he last seen kissing someone during the draft?

  • [24] September 9, 2014 at 7:06pm

    Cummings may be goings.

  • [4] September 9, 2014 at 7:02pm

    I found their leader, amazing, I would have never guessed.

    http://flashpoint2016.wordpress.com/2012/12/12/americans-at-risk-from-anti-terrorism-law-alan-caruba/obama-in-nazi-uniform/

  • [36] September 8, 2014 at 10:15pm

    As everyone knows:
    Someone stole their plastic male pleasure member, and now the frat wants it back and they plan on doing unmentionable things to their blow up dolls.

    Typical Hetro activity at these frats, that and the spanking, men on men of course.

    And these ethical men will of course grow up to get leadership jobs and become managers, mainly during night shift at the drive thru.

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  • [1] September 8, 2014 at 9:55pm

    Someone stole their plastic male pleasure member, and now the frat wants it back and they plan on doing unmentionable things to their blow up dolls.

    Typical Hetro activity at these frats, that and the spanking, men on men of course.

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  • September 8, 2014 at 9:06pm

    You only get king crabs if you sleep with queens.

  • [3] September 8, 2014 at 8:47pm

    The crabs lie, in the bushes.

  • [2] September 8, 2014 at 8:46pm

    Everything to Gain:
    I don’t think it was a Pie, it think it was a stew.

    Zipit:

    Do you, Larry and Linda Lobster, take each other
    For better or worse
    In a boiling pot or Melted butter
    In a roll or ala carte
    till bisque do you part.

  • [2] September 8, 2014 at 8:43pm

    The mention of Kobe in Colorado still make all white women shift uncomfortably in their seats.

  • [4] September 8, 2014 at 8:22pm

    Monk:
    ISIS will be wearing Ray Rice Jerseys from now on.

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  • [6] September 8, 2014 at 8:20pm

    They just say that, but the Shrimp say they like to swing with the Octopuses

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  • [11] September 8, 2014 at 8:18pm

    The other lobsters tease them cause they ain’t got no rhythm.

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