User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • [3] December 19, 2014 at 12:54am

    I just put into my will, my bestest friend in the whole world, “BHO” should be buried with me, in case I die. So, just so everyone knows, I am about to swallow this 12 gauge, so, please follow my wishes and bury BHO with me. So long cruel world……….and for the trolls and FBI. BHO means Big Ho O’ Malley. A landlord I used to have, but a sweet lady, as pit bulls go.

    Oh, you thought I meant the Prez? no way, I wouldn’t want him polluting my lovely casket. Besides, I would deprive a potters field of his remains.

    Troll on, beeytchas.

  • [16] December 18, 2014 at 11:14pm

    A good heart, and kind soul goes a very long ways, which is what I find in most conservative women, looks are secondary, but someone with a good soul, is beautiful in everyones eyes.

    A person who is mean, hateful, and deceitful, emotes ugliness and can be seen for the person they are, and from what I have encountered, a lot of these liberals are full of just that, and are just plain ugly people, inside and out.

    So, no matter what your political beliefs are, being beautiful to others starts on the inside, and carries you through life.

  • [171] December 18, 2014 at 10:25pm

    Why do Democrat women look like the leftovers after the lights come on, and the Republican women look like, well, Megan Kelly.

    Well girls, I am waiting for an answer. Please put down the ice cream, and turn off the View.

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  • [26] December 17, 2014 at 11:45pm

    This theater isn’t really being brave, it’s the only theater that has it’s own patriot missle battery, and most of the attendees are NRA lifetime members. They are just daring the terrorists to attack, for target practice

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  • [191] December 17, 2014 at 10:56pm

    Ironically, they found a tomb that had a dead egyptian named Barack Hussein Obama, born in Hawaii but the Birth certificate wasn’t there, school records were gone, and a bunch of Hard drives were piled up in the corner.

  • [56] December 17, 2014 at 10:40pm

    17 Jan 2017, if we are lucky, and no martial law is imposed by der fuhrer.

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  • [6] December 17, 2014 at 7:56pm

    He tried that with Hillary, her’s bit the end off, and blew smoke rings. Plus now it’s hooked and smoking 10 cigars a day, the good kind, which is why she has to do all those speeches. Feeding the habit, and the trouser halibut.

  • [36] December 17, 2014 at 7:32pm

    But the left embraced and ran “The Assassination of George W.Bush”, citing it a “Fantastic film.” Such cowards, thin skinned, mealy mouthed, hippocrates.

    Am I being too kind.

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  • [6] December 16, 2014 at 10:56pm

    “Decided Against” should say.

  • [9] December 16, 2014 at 10:54pm

    I have decided on screening it in my home theater also, mainly because I don’t find either of those guys very funny.

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  • [44] December 16, 2014 at 10:50pm

    De Blobio is getting the perfect city he wants. Now he just needs to take down those high walls around his mansion, and allow the protesters to come and talk to him, one on one. Of course those unjust police officers guarding his home need to be removed asap and replaced by some guys in Guy Fawke masks. Yes, chicken are coming home to poop.

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  • [19] December 15, 2014 at 11:00pm

    I know what you mean, I tried typing in lying cheating piece of cow dung, and it autocorrected to Obama. I put in complete loser, and McCain popped up.

  • [4] December 15, 2014 at 10:46pm

    Roger that Monk.

    I do hope I can pull off the Google Condom when visiting this website if they clean it up. Too many pop ups, and virus infected ads.

  • [4] December 15, 2014 at 10:34pm

    First off Monk, I hope they get better at headlines, I was thinking, Baretta was in the 70′s, and I didn’t think the story of a detective with a Cockatoo was that old, but hollywood is known for rehashing old stories.

    Second, forward me the Email, I got to read this, hopefully they tone down the pop ups, side ads, and we don’t have to block everything just to read a story.

    Third, Happy Bill o Reilly day, at least that’s what I seen posted on the site many times. I don’t know why he has a day named after him, keeping it Pithy I guess.

    Fourth: Merry Christmas Monk, be well my friend.

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  • [86] December 15, 2014 at 8:40pm

    Imagine a world with these idiots in charge with no cops. Too bad they all are anti gun, because just the bad guys would then rule them, and of course they all would be named nancy, and be wearing dresses. The same people that are chanting and wanting anarchy, couldn’t hold up in a slap fight with an quadriplegic, and they don’t want cops around? Just remember children, if you can read this sign, you are in range.

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  • [4] December 15, 2014 at 8:21pm

    Employee of the month, and a drug test.

  • [1] December 15, 2014 at 8:12pm

    My bad.

  • [6] December 15, 2014 at 8:07pm

    You’ll go blind if you keep that up.

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  • [4] December 15, 2014 at 8:05pm

    If you don’t eat your meat, you don’t get any pudding, and Moochelle will be mad at you.

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  • [50] December 15, 2014 at 8:00pm

    So, before Obama and Obamacare, did anyone ever think of these things. Did employers ever care if you did anything but your job? Now, Obama has single handedly turned us into informants on one another, 1984 and Big Brother. We are doing it to ourselves, he isn’t even having to do anything, companies are lining up to control us willingly, because he instituted a “Nudge”. Now people aren’t even screaming about it, just complying and thinking, “Wow, this will help me be healthier.” 10 years ago, if Bush tried this, the entire country would be up in arms, now, the left is salivating, and the people are just Mooing like cattle. Reminds me of a song, “The day the music died.”

    Bye bye, Ms American pie indeed.

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