User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • [8] October 29, 2014 at 11:36pm

    Good for San Fran for winning the Grey Cup. I love Lacrosse.

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  • [17] October 29, 2014 at 11:09pm

    How are they going to give them “Hell”, not kiss their rings? Basically, I am voting for the Repubs because I hate the Libs. I don’t have a lot of hope anything will change, except for Cruz/Paul/Lee getting more face time on the senate floor, i.e., filibustering against McConnell.

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  • [69] October 29, 2014 at 10:59pm

    At least he was showing his intelligence, “Duh, look, someone left these signs on the side of the road, I better pick them up.”

    Either that or he brought them to his wife so she could read them to him.

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  • [1] October 29, 2014 at 8:32pm

    Some helpful advice.

    First, you get an automatic -1 for making a soccer reference.

    You should have said, “The worse part was when her son spiked the head and did the Icky Shuffle.”

    I hope this helps in future posts. Good luck and good satire.

  • [13] October 29, 2014 at 8:26pm

    I ordered a T Shirt, that stuff is priceless. I just don’t think I could do the toilet seat, I would always be afraid a tongue would get me.

  • [87] October 29, 2014 at 8:13pm

    I get those door hangers all the time, I always thought they were a joke, you mean I should call these special agents back?…….

    Ok, I just called the one left on my door today, all they want to know is, do I want my carpets cleaned for just the cost of one room, do I want to sell Amway, and for some reason, they said they have some Columbians that can blow out my sprinkler system. Oh, and they are a little upset that my posts made Obama cry.

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  • [7] October 29, 2014 at 8:08pm

    Hey Monk:
    Because I don’t want to insult Serial Killers.

  • [6] October 29, 2014 at 7:53pm

    Fourteen Characteristics of a Serial Killer
    by Dr Phil

    Could you be raising a criminal? Acts of violence don’t come out of nowhere, and every parent should be aware of the clues along the way. For the most violent of criminals, there are warning signs that often start in childhood. Below is a list of the 14 most common traits of serial killers.

    1. Over 90 percent of serial killers are male.

    2. They tend to be intelligent, with IQ’s in the “bright normal” range.

    3. They do poorly in school, have trouble holding down jobs, and often work as unskilled laborers.

    4. They tend to come from markedly unstable families.

    5. As children, they are abandoned by their fathers and raised by domineering mothers.

    6. Their families often have criminal, psychiatric and alcoholic histories.

    7. They hate their fathers and mothers.

    8. They are commonly abused as children — psychologically, physically and sexually. Often the abuse is by a family member.

    9. Many serial killers spend time in institutions as children and have records of early psychiatric problems.

    10. They have high rates of suicide attempts.

    11. From an early age, many are intensely interested in voyeurism, fetishism, and sado-masochistic pornography.

    12. More than 60 percent of serial killers wet their beds beyond the age of 12.

    13. Many serial killers are fascinated with fire starting.

    14. They are involved with sadistic activity or tormenting small creatures.

  • [6] October 29, 2014 at 7:48pm

    It could be a misprint, I think they mean the book “A course in Mir Ankles” A book about hillary and her cankles.

  • [5] October 29, 2014 at 7:43pm

    The Spin off, Roseanne Barr’s Anatomy isn’t doing very well, except with the fetish crowd.

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  • [15] October 29, 2014 at 7:41pm

    Remember people, Gary Larson, creator of the Far Side, took his cartoon into the San Fran Chronicle on his vacation hoping to get them published. After spending his only vacation time waiting for the editor to get back with him, the last day before he had to fly back home and go back to work, he went back to get his portfolio, the receptionist told him to wait. The cartoon editor came out with the portfolio and asked him, “Did you draw these?” He said yes. The editor looked at him and said, “You are a very sick and twisted man, but also very funny, I want to publish these.”

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  • [41] October 29, 2014 at 7:23pm

    Republicans see people surviving and doing for themselves, Democrats see their voting base, and what happens when they fully enact their agenda.

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  • [23] October 29, 2014 at 7:13pm

    Don’t ever hat your mom, unless it’s a sunday bonnet.

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  • [13] October 29, 2014 at 7:10pm

    He could have even re-enacted the last scene from the longest yard, that took 5 minutes.

  • [5] October 29, 2014 at 7:08pm

    You’re killin me Smalls.

  • [68] October 29, 2014 at 7:06pm

    If these murders are happening around Halloween, I hate to see what kind happens around Christmas. Strangled with tinsel, ornaments up orifices, and Mistletoe positioned over the derriere. All before someone gets run over by a reindeer.

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  • [11] October 29, 2014 at 6:55pm

    a pooch punt would have ran off 3.7 seconds.

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  • [83] October 29, 2014 at 12:14am

    He was just trying to get a head of the train.

    rimshot, cymbal crash.

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  • [8] October 29, 2014 at 12:13am

    I tried, but Nancy Pelosi keeps wanting my credit card number before she will talk dirty to me. I makes me feel bad.

  • [16] October 28, 2014 at 11:27pm

    Reta rded

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