User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010

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  • [14] May 23, 2015 at 11:49am

    C’mon, he is Star Lord. You heard of Star Lord?

    Besides, killing fictional protective endangered species, you just never know what weird fanatical group will come to kill you for a imagined slight against a fictional creature that might get you firebombed in the middle of the night. Because a delusional weirdo psychopath thinks you did something against a unicorn.

    That;s where we are as a country. Never say “Boo” against the smurf’s, because you never know when the smurfs liberation army will rise up and burn you house down, just to show you should never speak out against the fictional smurfs.

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  • [41] May 23, 2015 at 11:41am

    You realize they don’t ever have to board up the welfare office. Ever. Those are never touched. I wonder why? I bet if you put a DNC office in the middle of these riot zones, they also would never be burned down. But put a business that provides a true service, and those are looted. Go figure. Things that make you go hmmmmmm. Hafa Adai y’all.

  • [2] May 21, 2015 at 7:57am

    At least with half a brain, common core made sense to her and she graduated with honors over the other kids.

  • [19] May 21, 2015 at 5:34am

    RJJ:
    Maybe now that he is retired, he can go molest Sarah Palin’s youngest daughter, like he joked about before. Man, that would be funny, like stupid pet tricks. (Sarc off)

    I for one won’t miss the mean old liberal with a stick up his butt. I feel sorry for his band leader, now he has to find an actual gig. Maybe playing plastic 5 gallon jugs in times square.

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  • [3] May 13, 2015 at 10:18pm

    Amen Monk.

    I wonder if they at least left the window cracked for air?

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  • [63] May 11, 2015 at 10:41pm

    Yes, I feel her pain, I have to fly off to the pacific once again, and those long flights are killer. The last one coming back, I got to sit in the exit row by the big door, lots of room in front of me, plus the jump seat for the flight attendant. I am not kidding, a lady came and laid down in front of us and started doing pilates, she was told to move after 2 minutes, then a lady decided to use that space to do yoga while waiting for the rest room to open up. All this within 2 feet of me and my seatmate. No common sense at all.

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  • [4] May 9, 2015 at 4:42am

    Goodnight Monk:

    Be well and God Bless.

  • [5] May 9, 2015 at 4:01am

    Dentists are Sadists with a license to practice. Novocaine is the only thing that made it so they wouldn’t be lynched.

  • [3] May 9, 2015 at 3:43am

    King James decided, the oaf that dared to cross before his path, caused a raven to take flight, which caused a bad omen to curse him. Therefore, he will find that poor oaf, and crush him and his family lineage, until there is nothing left of that oaf. So Sayeth the lord King James. Now, seeing as he probably was banging a handful of fan babes, he wore himself out, got a serious case of the “Itches” and got worried because his wife was going to kill him.

    Now being as his woman was going to snatch his nads off him, he went and decided to start a avalanche of distractions that would keep her off the trail, first was throwing the game, which would keep him from her scrutiny, because now she realizes he isn’t going to get the big pay day from the sponsors.

    Now, all this came from King James getting into a skanky tuna that caused a lot of side effects. Bad Tuna brung down a lot of powerful men.

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  • [12] May 7, 2015 at 12:25am

    Hey Monk:

    I tried this as written, and got sleepy, then my wife yelled at me to put the trash on the curb for pick up tomorrow. After that, I came back upstairs, tried it again, but with a shot of bourbon. Again, my wife yelled from downstairs, you forgot to put the recycle out. So, I had to go downstairs, and take out the recycle. This time I went upstairs, took a shot of bourbon, did the breathing exercises, and put in ear plugs. I awoke with a Filipino woman hitting me and yelling something about leaving the garage door open, and me being drunk.

    Bottom line, I don’t think this works, it seems more like a scam, and he forgot to put a disclaimer about awaking to a Filipino nightmare, and having to take out the trash.

    I personally think this doctor isn’t married and isn’t in touch with reality.

    Good night Monk, God Bless.

  • [16] May 6, 2015 at 9:59pm

    I tried reading this article the times, and a fall asleep in the middle, every time. Darcy, you found a sure fire technique. :-)

  • [17] May 2, 2015 at 4:51pm

    Talk about the ultimate “Unfriending”.

    Seriously, though, prayers for her and her family.

  • [1] May 2, 2015 at 2:46am

    Love you KAYDEEBEAU

    You are one of my favorites on this site.

  • [15] May 1, 2015 at 7:49pm

    The downer was when they did a full body cavity search, planted drugs and a gun on her, then tased and pepper sprayed her for good measure. The fiance did make her bail before their dinner reservation, so the night wasn’t a total loss.

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  • [6] May 1, 2015 at 4:55pm

    Sargeking:
    Remember, 3/2 people don’t understand fractions and 3 out of 2 people don’t understand statistics.

  • [4] April 30, 2015 at 11:55pm

    Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  • [24] April 30, 2015 at 11:54pm

    When the cross dressing Nazi midgets show up and start throwing folding chairs, I’ll tune in. In other news, the NFL had the first round of the draft.

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  • [30] April 30, 2015 at 11:24pm

    Caving in to Obama, getting ready to just rubber stamp what ever worthless agreement he comes out of Iran with, and passing another huge budget with no substantial cuts. But wait everyone, look, a butterfly, everyone look, a pretty butterfly, squirrel.

    Did they distract you long enough to forget the first part of my post?

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  • [3] April 30, 2015 at 8:08pm

    Hey Monk/RJJ:

    Monk, either way, you described a puss filled irritant, er beohner, or Obama.

    Missed you guys, I have been very busy traveling and taking care of Biddness. Don’t even have time to protest the oppression of having to take the trash out.

  • [7] April 30, 2015 at 7:32pm

    He will have a dozen offers by the end of the week.

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