User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • [11] April 26, 2015 at 11:39pm

    Sometimes I listen to that little devil on my shoulder. Sorry.

  • [33] April 26, 2015 at 11:30pm

    Pperhaps Hillary was driving the scooby van through the area and thought it would be a good way to get in touch with average citizens, just like she did when she was young. That’s it, Hillary is just out trying to get the young peoples votes and show, she is one of them. Next she will be organizing sit ins, and start talking about free love, and if you donate $50k or more, you might get a chance to swing with her and Bill.

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  • [138] April 26, 2015 at 4:00am

    Here is a guy who projects every illness and sickness he has on others. He can’t stand up and take responsibility for anything he has done, just like a two year old won’t, then blames others for his own mistakes. Next he want’s to poke fun at others, who are starting to run for the Presidency, then tries to demean and tear them down to his level. It is a typical child, who now knows history will tear him apart when the truth comes out, is still trying to paint others as incompetent, lying, cowards. In other words, he is projecting his true self on his enemies. That is our coward in chief, who will do his “Bucket List”, a funny try at saying the f word, but in a presidential way, and also letting us know exactly where he stands, in regards to the American people, the law, and the constitution. Bucket, in his own words.

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  • [14] April 24, 2015 at 8:16pm

    Very true. My mom has had friends ship their computer to me several times for repairs. Most the time, though, I would just talk them through most issues over the phone. I never charged them a dime, I always just wanted cookies in return. Chocolate Chip, mmmmmm.

  • [9] April 24, 2015 at 3:03am

    What people aren’t asking is, when the children was clapping and yelling, “If you’re happy and you know it, break your vertebrae.” God answered their prayers. So, come on people, lighten up, God did.

    And besides that, it was a union job, who are you really going to sue?

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  • [18] April 23, 2015 at 12:38am

    The one good benefit with all this watching of us, I have never lost my remote or keys once. When I can’t find them, I just yell Jihad. And when they come breaking through the door, I just ask, could you look at the tapes and tell me where I put them?

  • [1] April 23, 2015 at 12:28am

    Been out of country for a while Monk. Good to be back, I missed you guys.

  • [26] April 22, 2015 at 8:30pm

    Maybe he was wearing his stealth underwear and came in commando style. Or, Obama was hoping it was the tooth fairy finally delivering his hopes and dreams that he is governing the country with, either that or it was his choom delivery of pot.

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  • [181] April 11, 2015 at 11:09pm

    When reading the story, I first thought this happened at Duke or Virginia, not Florida. What I really just don’t get or understand, where do these kids get the money to go to spring break? I was always working during spring break, that was time I could do extra shifts and bank more money.

    Spring Break for us, when I lived in North Dakota, was the snow melted enough we could start seeing the ground. It was a time of rejoicing.

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  • [2] April 10, 2015 at 2:10am

    See what happens when you mess with raising the dead to vote? God gets really pissed. Keep it up Ill, soon, the Frog and locust will come, and don’t gripe at all when he takes the first born. Just think of it as a late term abortion, which of course, you all are down with. Peace out.

  • [56] April 10, 2015 at 1:04am

    He is still mad about having to salute them when he gets on “HIS” helicopter, the fact they dress nicer than he does, and of course the fact, they know how to say “Corpsman” correctly. So Obama has a beef with the Corp, and he should just count his blessings Chesty is no longer with us, because that is one show I would mortgage my house to see.

    Semper Fi Devil Dogs. God has reserved the best spot by the pool for you, and the beer is ice cold.

  • [23] April 10, 2015 at 1:00am

    What they didn’t pick up was the officers asking “Why are you hitting yourself?”

    Of course with my brothers, I never had a camcorder to prove my point, and my Dad always thought I was weird for beating myself up.

    At least the therapy helped, and of course the lawsuit that ruined all of my brothers. It kind of makes family reunions awkward, since I have to buy their plane tickets, according to my Mom, it’s only the right thing to do.

    Do you think it was wrong of the judge to make one of my brothers my Butler?

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  • [28] April 8, 2015 at 9:00pm

    Same thing happened here, first 6 years, no problems, then an old nosey biddy and a couple of retirees got on the board, and tried to turn it into a Yard Nazi Hell Hole. A nice revolt against them, and a couple of lawsuits, we are back to being a nice quiet Neighborhood.

  • [11] April 8, 2015 at 8:57pm

    Obama want’s the UN gig, where else can he go all over the world and claim to be President of the World, and a Citizen of the world. Plus he can party with Bill, he knows where all the action is, or in Obama’s case, a hall of mirrors and a can of turtle wax, so he can love the one he’s with like only he knows how.

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  • [55] April 8, 2015 at 8:40pm

    Welcome to the Hell-tel california.
    Such a lovely place, such a shackled place.
    Plenty of rules in the Hell-tel Kalifornia.
    Where you can stand and face, where you can bow to placate.
    You may not think free in Kalifornia, only if you think PC, then we will let you be.

    Remember you can check in any time you want, but Jerry says you can’t leave.

  • [14] April 7, 2015 at 11:42pm

    I have a friend who is from Chicago, his brother passed away back in 2002. He went back to handle everything, and while he was there, he got an absentee ballot in the mail for his brother. So he contacted the office and had him removed, provided a death certificate and all that. He had all of his brothers mail forward to his house, and the next election, he got another ballot for his brother. He called the office and asked, how did his brother re register himself. The lady showed in her records he reregistered a few weeks after my friend unenrolled him. SO, again my friend disenrolled him, and checked back a few weeks later. Sure enough his brother reenrolled himself and voted in person. They have done this 5 times, and someone reregisters his brother every year, and votes in person. But there is no corruption in our voting system.

  • [7] April 7, 2015 at 10:47pm

    Heck no, I live in little California, aka, Colorado. We have our own idiots out here, concentrated in Boulder and Denver.

    But my jest was Nimrods aren’t as stupid as chicagoans.

  • [8] April 7, 2015 at 10:29pm

    Nimrods take exception to being compared to imbeciles.

  • [33] April 7, 2015 at 10:08pm

    In that race it was dumb or dumber. They either get a political hack, or a union goon. But Chicago gets the govt. they want, and if they don’t want that govt., they need to make sure the dead stay buried and stop voting.

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  • [6] April 7, 2015 at 4:20pm

    I hate to see what’s next, one is going to start posting nasty pictures of the other, then the tell all book, Jim Norton saying they abused him as a young lad, and then the reality show, Keeping up with the A@@clowns. I wonder which one will get the butt injections and breast job?

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