User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010

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  • [10] January 27, 2015 at 11:38pm

    She rick rolled him, just like they did to Hitler?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLd2uAam0hI

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  • [29] January 27, 2015 at 11:04pm

    The Blaze better get better at the headlines. I was all excited he was walking back his promise he had two more years, and was resigning. I opened a bottle of Champagne for nothing. I guess I have to read the story and not assume.

    Thanks Blaze.

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  • [13] January 27, 2015 at 10:58pm

    We compared my wife’s birth certificate which was 2 years before it was a state, to the one Obama posted, 2 years after it was a state, and my wife’s looks more official, his looked like a cheap copy.

    but with that, I am one of those that do believe he was born in Hawaii, but is just an imbecile.

  • [76] January 27, 2015 at 10:00pm

    My wife is from Hawaii, born and raised there before it was even a state. Anytime anyone says “Obama is from Hawaii” She cringes, remember, not all of the locals are lolo.

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  • [30] January 27, 2015 at 9:58pm

    Lucy, you got sum splainin to doooo.

    When it said she went non PC, I thought she used the I word, you know, Immature, when talking about why Obama won’t use the other I word, Islamic.

  • [5] January 27, 2015 at 9:53pm

    doo, doo doo, da doo doot doot doo, da doo, da doo, doot doot doo………take a walk on the wild side.

  • [9] January 27, 2015 at 8:41pm

    So, for the guy who set out to destroy big brother, and was a social justice, hippie. IT’s funny how Steve Jobs turned his company into big brother, crushes competition, and makes obscene profits.

    But just like a child of the Flower Power generation, rules for thee, not for me.

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  • [23] January 27, 2015 at 8:05pm

    You realize they are going to make him switch parties before the trial, so they can convict a Republican.

    In other news, Cuomo was seen driving upstate muttering, “Time to go dig a hole.” He had a fresh bag of lime, and a pick and shovel.

    Things aren’t looking good for da wiseguys.

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  • [1] January 27, 2015 at 7:32pm

    After pulling the pin, they were playing rock, paper, scissors. The problem is they don’t know what paper is, or scissors, so both kept throwing a rock. And they forgot the golden rule, a 5 second fuse only lasts 3 seconds.

  • [6] January 26, 2015 at 11:06pm

    You’re welcome Darcy.

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  • [89] January 26, 2015 at 11:03pm

    What they didn’t add to the story, “They were evacuated to the Fire Dept to finish their meeting, and clean their drawers out with the fire hose.”

    John Elder did say he was glad most of the council members that sported Obama and Franken bumper stickers, choose to wear their brown shoes that night, it helped hide the stains.

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  • [69] January 26, 2015 at 10:34pm

    “The land was home to hunger gatherers before it was flooded several thousand years ago.”

    Hunger Gatherers were the inept Hunter/Gathers of that time, they mostly played games, that’s why they were hungry. Alas, they couldn’t do, so they started the teaching trade. The world has never been the same.

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  • [8] January 26, 2015 at 10:30pm

    I plagiarize my own material, from my split personality.

  • [18] January 26, 2015 at 7:19pm

    We knew it went into “The Cloud”, I just didn’t think it was the cloud nebula.

  • [97] January 26, 2015 at 7:03pm

    “PS: We also apologize for the anal probes, we just thought that was a convenient way to carry you humans, our Mistake.”

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  • [189] January 26, 2015 at 6:59pm

    It was decoded a few minutes ago, “Obama, really, twice? And we thought there was intelligent life on earth. We are cancelling our trip, and BTW, sorry for all the cattle mutilation, we didn’t realize our scanner exploded hamburger.”

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  • [41] January 26, 2015 at 6:52pm

    Pee Wee Herman wore one to a movie, and it said he expended 1,200 calories, the guy that was sitting in front of him burned 700 calories chasing him.

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  • [200] January 25, 2015 at 8:13pm

    What was Boehner staring at?

    A talking horses A$$?
    Soros Hand moving Obama’s mouth?
    Dead Man Walking?
    The Kick Me sign, Biden slapped on Obama’s back?

    I think he just couldn’t helped but be amazed at how a hollow suit with no brain or common sense, could keep upright, let alone speak.

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  • [27] January 25, 2015 at 2:01am

    This is nothing. There was a JFK hair recently auctioned for millions of dollars, but it was a hair found in Marilyn Monroe’s teeth during her autopsy.

  • [16] January 24, 2015 at 3:19pm

    He also didn’t utter the phrase “Deflated Balls” That seems to be the most important subject everyone is talking about. We do know it’s not as bad as ISIS.

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