User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010

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  • [1] September 2, 2014 at 1:00am

    My problem is with my sense of humor, the things I shouldn’t joke about, and the things I find funny mostly intersect, and that is probably why I will smoke a turd in purgatory.

  • [6] September 1, 2014 at 10:47pm

    Woodyee:
    It’s a prank, they are sending Asad 500 pizza’s with anchovies.

  • [33] September 1, 2014 at 10:34pm

    They are also demanding to be taken off the LGBT mailing list, that they accidentally got on. Plus, they stated they are happy with their long distance service, don’t want to answer anymore surveys, don’t need to refinance their homes, don’t need to reduce their interest rates on their credit cards, and really really don’t need life insurance, so they also want all those calls to stop.

    But they would like Peggy to please pick up the phone, they are still having issues with their VISA card.

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  • [5] September 1, 2014 at 10:27pm

    Monk:
    I still think it went something like

    Little Billy: “I’m not touching you.”

    Tommy: “Mom, make him stop”

    Mother: “If you two don’t stop I am turning this plane around right now.”

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  • [4] September 1, 2014 at 7:49pm

    I tell you people, it’s the North Korean women, they must be really hot or something, because all these people want to go visit that country. Or maybe Kim is giving everyone free mileage points and double cash back if you stay at his luxury hotel and have at least one playdate with him, he is really lonely.

  • [102] September 1, 2014 at 12:02pm

    Bottom line, being a confessed and die-hard Democrat and Liberal, do you notice how long it took to break the camels back? Dems and Libs are like abused wives that refuse to leave the abuser, until something really bad happens.

    Even a child knows you touch a hot stove once, and from that time on, you know what getting burned feels like, Liberals never learn, they just keep getting burned.

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  • [5] September 1, 2014 at 1:33am

    I bet it was Paris Hilton, she sees the Marriott chain as a threat, and like the great Hatfield and McCoy’s, the Hilton and Marriott have been warring for over 30 years. It all started over who didn’t leave who a mint on the pillow, after filming a sex tape. The worst part of this, is they met secretly at a Motel 6.

  • [8] September 1, 2014 at 1:20am

    I am just shocked that in all that heat, and with a pool right in front of them, they still won’t jump in and take a bath.

  • [4] September 1, 2014 at 12:56am

    Xanderson:
    That signal is the Cubs winning the world series, that’s why Obummer is a White Sox fan.

  • [9] September 1, 2014 at 12:52am

    BTW Monk:
    I notice when Uncle Muscles comes on, the -1 start showing up. Coincidence?

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  • [14] September 1, 2014 at 12:47am

    Monk:
    I would say something, but I apologized for saying that in the first place so I won’t say it., but you know what I am thinking.

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  • [7] September 1, 2014 at 12:20am

    This means we are entitled to free flat screens, booze, cigarettes and lottery tickets…Right?

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  • August 31, 2014 at 10:46pm

    For everyone saying “She”, you know while the trial is going on, she is suddenly going to blame all this on the fact she want’s to be a he, and the state will have to foot the bill for the sex change. That seems to be common practice these days.

  • [3] August 31, 2014 at 10:44pm

    True Monk, true.

  • [39] August 31, 2014 at 10:39pm

    The new mascot will be a white guy, in a gimp mask, tied up and beaten by many multicultural people. They will name the new mascot, Social Justice White Privilege Guy.

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  • [28] August 31, 2014 at 10:08pm

    Well, while he is in prison, if he wants to get engaged to his cellmate, all the has to do is have his new found friend stick his ring finger up the backside and say, I do.

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  • [21] August 31, 2014 at 9:34pm

    Unlike what our govt. does to us, no, sharks aren’t into “making” it with their food. Now if it was a politician, they would rape you, pick your pocket, sue you, fine you, then eat you.

  • [100] August 31, 2014 at 7:46pm

    They should have put the vidoe to the music of MC Hammer, “It’s Hammer Time, Can’t touch this.”

    And to answer your question, The Knave, it doesn’t keep you from getting ate, but it does, According to Dems in Colorado Congress, keep you from getting raped.

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  • [5] August 31, 2014 at 7:42pm

    Smokey:
    Sometimes the less observant readers on this site need to be reminded of Sarcasm, because if you don’t tell them, they can’t figure it out. Probably the same people that spill that HOT cup of coffee they just ordered on their lap and are surprised its hot.

  • [4] August 31, 2014 at 7:20pm

    Agree Monk:
    I guess 27 is now a depressing age, kind of like hitting 50 used to be.

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