User Profile: Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra

Member Since: September 16, 2010


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  • [12] March 28, 2015 at 3:36am

    With what he just went through with the legal system and the NAACP, he should become either a lawyer, or a politician. Either way, both will come kissing his butt, if he becomes good enough, and he would be in the position of power over both.

  • [43] March 23, 2015 at 10:41pm

    If it’s got Bill Clinton’s nose, I bet there are a lot of stained Blue Gill fish in that lake.

  • [18] March 23, 2015 at 10:38pm

    He probably startled the cop and caused him to spill his beer, that is a capital offense, Eh.

  • [79] March 23, 2015 at 8:42pm

    Dinosaur footprints, or was Moochelle walking barefoot on the beach? Gooney Goo Goo.

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  • [427] March 22, 2015 at 1:52am

    4 More Years?
    4 more years of low unemployment?
    4 More Years of Govt. intrusion into our lives?
    4 more years of our constitution being eroded?
    4 more years of an imperial president running roughshod over our rights….”
    4 more years of Valarie running the country?
    4 more years of the first family spending our money lavishly?

    Ask them, do we really want to afford 4 more years, or is being upped the butt enough?

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  • [39] March 19, 2015 at 11:40pm

    Obama; Will you stop building a bomb?
    Iran: NO.
    Obama: Will you at least promise to not build a bomb?
    Iran: NO
    Obama: Will you at least pretend I got something done?
    Iran: NO
    Obama: If I send Kerry over to perform….um….pleasures on you, will you pretend to agree, but we won’t hold you to anything
    Iran: Well, he is prettier than a goat, so, I guess, but we won’t promise.
    Obama: Yesssss, I am soooo good at negotiating. Hey John, you up for a trip to Iran?

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  • [40] March 19, 2015 at 11:32pm

    Monk, I know you could hold your own, but never get between a one legged pi ss ed off woman, and a crazy Beeyatch. I don’t want to see you hurt, man.

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  • [8] March 18, 2015 at 11:38pm

    Hey Monk:
    They are certified Deputies under the Spud McKenzie act of 1991.

  • [37] March 18, 2015 at 11:37pm

    Everyone who has to testify before congress should have to do a mandatory, 4 shots of whiskey, before they sit down, and a shot anytime a senator/congressperson doesn’t like their answer. By the end of questioning, we will have the truth, and a good Youtube video.

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  • [29] March 18, 2015 at 11:09pm

    Democrat Governor, immediately siding with the protestors. Well, that is something new, you just don’t see the police being thrown under the bus by Dems very often. Most the time they are very, very pro union.

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  • [6] March 18, 2015 at 10:50pm

    I learned Classical music from Bugs Bunny and physics from Wiley E Coyote. So, yes I do, thanks. Oh, and the constitution from School house Rock.

  • [7] March 18, 2015 at 10:46pm

    Bill Clinton isn’t on either, but he knows his way around to be one.

    Your answer is probably yes, she is done for kids, but it depends on where she was cut, and how damaged the wall lining is, hopefully she can be healed, and can have more children.

  • [9] March 18, 2015 at 10:42pm

    Look, sometimes I have to laugh at this stuff, because the world has become so sick and twisted, if you cry at everything, you will run out of tears and then just become horribly depressed. Yes, maybe bad taste, but sometimes gallows humor gets people through horrible stories.

  • [6] March 18, 2015 at 10:05pm

    Here is a case where, when on EBay, be very careful about clicking that “Buy Now” button. She thought she was getting a baby “Sitter” for after the birth, she should have read the fine print.

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  • [8] March 18, 2015 at 9:40pm

    Typical liberal. I didn’t mean to crush and spy on me….no, do it to the other guys.

    The problem is they never ask themselves this question when giving power to their politicians. “Would I want the other side to have these powers over me?” If the answer is no, then don’t let them pass it, or give it to them. I said the same thing about the patriot act, if I didn’t want the polar opposite of Bush to have them, I didn’t want anyone to have them.

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  • [6] March 18, 2015 at 8:57pm

    I heard they are being used to scare Janet Napolitano straight.

  • [40] March 18, 2015 at 8:27pm

    Sometimes he says things that make sense, other times I scratch my head at things he thinks.

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  • [153] March 17, 2015 at 10:57pm

    I tried clicking on the video, my anti virus just popped up and warned me, “You will never get those minutes of your life back, click on something else.”

    Thanks Virus Scan.

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  • [9] March 17, 2015 at 12:09am

    Some people aren’t worth a mongrel mutt’s life, and that’s a fact.

  • [7] March 17, 2015 at 12:00am

    Oh man, they are talking about guns? I thought they were saying all those college kids could now walk around with an open beer, I guess they still have to conceal their booze, but can flash their guns. And of course, when someone knows you have a gun, you become a target, just ask some of the idiots that have had their guns taken from them in robberies, right down there in Texas. I prefer the thought, you might think I have a gun, but aren’t sure, and my friends know, but have to guess what caliber I am carrying that day.

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