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• Thanks, government! Banks’ ‘free’ checking accounts are no longer free

  September 24, 2012 at 5:21pm

  That’s why FirstBank will be my last bank I’ll ever do business in. For the next bank on it’s all Credit Unions all the way.

• Birth control for kids? Let me get this straight…

  September 24, 2012 at 5:19pm

  This is why I life in the mid-west. We don’t have this insanity here. The worst I’ve gotten is the calorie counters in the McDonalds menu, and the only reason why I’d even go there anymore is either a McCafe or a McGangBang. (For the uninitiated: A McGangBang is a McDouble with a McChicken between the patties. It’s their answer to the KFC Famous Bowl.)

• ‘She Checked the Box’: Scott Brown Jabs at Elizabeth Warren for Native American Claim in First Debate

  September 21, 2012 at 2:46am

  This is why, when I have the option to do so, I pick ‘Other’ as the Race, and write down ‘Human’

• Meet the 23-Year-Old Painfully Dubbed ‘Ugliest Woman in the World’ and See What She’s Doing to Fight Cyberbullies

  September 17, 2012 at 2:09am

  In reply to GunsBlazin.

  You know what I’ll tell you and your dad. “Here’s my web address. http://foxfirestudios.net . Here’s the novels I’m selling. Here’s a Kickstarter project that will keep me out of trouble and hopefully become a business: http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1716370612/the-ballad-of-johnny-briz/ Now look here. You can either buy my books or fund my project…or you can pay for my Food Stamps. It’s up to you. At least with the former you can say that your money’s going somewhere.”

• ‘Your Values Are Killing Us!’: Gay Rights Activists Storm Values Voter Summit

  September 15, 2012 at 3:54pm

  Could someone drag Tony Perkins over to me so I can smack him on the head, for being a fsking idiot on that interview, please? Never mind what people think about LGBT here, where in God’s name do you think of being Gay and being a Pedo are related?! You won’t find many LGBT people who’d even consider touching a kid the wrong way! Heck, the LGBT community might just surprise you and join in on persecuting those perverts.

  Not considering Gay Marriage identical to Straight Marriage I can understand, but calling them all Pedos? Where’s my pimp hand? I need to smack someone.

• Tony Perkins Slams DNC For Booing God: ‘I Recall In History Where There Was Someone Else Who Denied God Three Times’

  September 12, 2012 at 1:09pm

  Bu this time, that Rooster’s probably wearing a huge sombrero and packing a gun, a la Joe Rogan: “Kicks down the door, Me llamo el Cocko. Bang, bang. Ruuuun, the **** is in town, run, grab the ninos, head for the hills! The **** is in town.”

• GoPro Cam Captures Stunning Footage of Motorcyclist Being Thrown Through the Air During Accident

  September 12, 2012 at 1:04pm

  This is why my first motorcycle is going to be a Harley.

• This Is a Recent History of Perceived Western Insults That Have Sparked Deadly Islamist Violence

  September 12, 2012 at 10:24am

  Just like what I said elsewhere. I could understand Islam better if the Muslims here were less apt to get butthurt at a drop of a pin. This is the internet, people, some people here *look* for reactions like that.

• Egyptian Islamists Tear Down U.S. Embassy Flag in Protest Against Anti-Muhammad Film

  September 11, 2012 at 5:37pm

  You know, I can better understand Islam as a whole if Muslims as a people stop being such lolcows over every little depiction of their Prophet, Mohamad Peacebeupon him. I mean, when I look at stuff like this, all I can think of is: “Butthurt Much?”

  Sure, Christians can get offended with stuff like “The Last Temptation of Christ,” and I’m sure that someone’s got a burr up their bleep over “Abraham Lincoln, Vampire Hunter,” but do you see those groups demanding people’s heads over it? No they do….will someone PLEASE behead those Westboro BEEP?!

• Samuel L. Jackson Wants to Know Why God ‘Spared’ GOP From Tropical Storm Isaac

  August 27, 2012 at 9:13pm

  My problem with him is the typos in his tweets: Hey, Sam Jax! English, Mother Fsker, Do you speak it?!