User Profile: DEFCON4


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  • [2] December 21, 2014 at 2:10am

    Uh…what are “Hogan’s Heroes”…..reruns, Angry ?

  • [9] December 20, 2014 at 12:39am

    One would think in a community of broken windows….”the people would turn
    against those who broke the windows.

    -Never mind the people who put the windows there.

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  • [15] December 20, 2014 at 12:31am

    hhhmm….I’ve heard that name before…..Colonel Wilhelm Klink .

    Yep…..copy that, it’s ‘twoo’ incompetent Commandants !!!

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  • [5] December 20, 2014 at 12:10am

    Exercising Rahm Emanuel’s theorem…..

    ”You never want a serious crisis to go to waste and what I mean by that is it’s an opportunity to do things you didn’t think you could do before”.

  • [8] December 19, 2014 at 11:48pm

    O.K…….mister smart guy, the next place you’ll be going is Dean Jarrett’s office.

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  • [16] December 19, 2014 at 11:37pm

    Sorry Mr. Zip,
    I’m currently on the money trail for the Foundation for Excellence in Education (FEE).
    Afterwards, I’ll be siphoning off the profits to finance my Presidential campaign.

  • [3] December 18, 2014 at 11:44am

    And Special strokes for the Special folks…♪..♪..

    ..♫.. And so on and so on and Scooby dooby doo-bee……

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  • [6] December 18, 2014 at 12:40am

    John Winger: Oh, it’s not the speed really so much, I just wish I hadn’t drunk all that cough syrup this morning.

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  • [5] December 17, 2014 at 11:47pm

    They could also throw-in the dreadful remake of “Red Dawn”. It was revised post-production, the invading army was changed from Chinese to North Korean in order to maintain access to China’s box office.

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  • [3] December 17, 2014 at 11:35pm

    And now….we’re so angry were mulling !

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  • [2] December 17, 2014 at 7:57pm

    Happy Hanukkah……..e.rebus

    May this joyous season guide your soul.

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  • [10] December 16, 2014 at 11:40pm

    It reminds me of the heady days of Quint and Chief Brodie when the world trembled at the sight of our Shark. Now they will tremble again – at the sound of our silence. The order is: engage the silent shark.

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  • [15] December 16, 2014 at 5:11pm

    Uh….Mr. Manitou, could you please put your shoes on.

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  • [1] December 16, 2014 at 4:22pm

    Oh Yeah……Sam has done it again !!

    Pass the home-fries, Zip.

  • [1] December 16, 2014 at 4:11pm

    Wo, oh, what I want to know, where does the time go?..♪…♪..♪

  • [1] December 16, 2014 at 4:08pm

    “What’s in your safe”……room, Zip ?

  • [37] December 16, 2014 at 3:58pm

    Soviet Union suffers worst wheat harvest in 55 years… Labor and food riots in Poland. Soviet troops invade… Cuba and Nicaragua reach troop strength goals of 500,000. El Salvador and Honduras fall… Greens Party gains control of West German Parliament. Demands withdrawal of nuclear weapons from European soil… Mexico plunged into revolution… NATO dissolves. United States stands alone.

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  • [1] December 16, 2014 at 1:58am

    “Circle gets the Square”… friend.

  • [6] December 16, 2014 at 1:41am

    Copy that, Monk….

    No phone, no lights, no motor car,
    Not a single luxury
    Like Occupy..movement,
    It’s as primitive as it can be.

  • [13] December 16, 2014 at 1:05am

    Morning Monk……unlike Hanging Chads ;-)

    Armed robbery is a first degree felony in Florida and carries a statutory maximum of 30 years in prison.

    The absolute minimum a person convicted for armed robbery can be sentenced is 34.5 months in prison, or a little under three years. If the convict used a semi-automatic firearm in the commission of the robbery, that jumps to 48 months, or four years.

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