Member Since: January 25, 2013
 May 26, 2015 at 8:50pm
A classic, but very few will connect.
In reply to ThatConservativeGal's comment on the story Report Reveals the Clintons Operated a Shell Company to Funnel Payments to Bill Clinton
May 9, 2015 at 7:52pm
I did her, and her sister. In my spare time, of course.
In reply to ThatConservativeGal's comment on the story Jeb Bush Just Slammed Obama and Embraced Christianity in an 'Intriguing' Way
May 9, 2015 at 7:47pm
Hey Dad, George, what should I say ? Just wear some churchy looking stuff, and talk about Christians. That’ll get em going.
In reply to the story Jeb Bush Just Slammed Obama and Embraced Christianity in an 'Intriguing' Way
 May 3, 2015 at 6:51pm
But, he already has a job. Kill the infidel. Does’nt need a resume, and so simple , even a caveman can do it.
In reply to pa_native's comment on the story 'Saturday Night Horror Release': Islamic State Puts Out New Video That's Truly Sickening
April 30, 2015 at 8:55pm
YOU, chocolate boy !! Get in my belly !!
In reply to the story Michael Moore Goes on Unhinged Anti-Police Rant, Issues Two Big ‘Demands’
 April 30, 2015 at 8:49pm
Whiskey made me pawn my clothes, and whiskey gave me a broken nose !!!!!
In reply to the story Clumsy Knife-Wielding Robber Caught on Security Cameras Losing More Than Just His Balance
April 25, 2015 at 9:01pm
I’m really on the fence on this one. Let me check my givas_itometer for a reading. WoW, it’s pegged on zero.
In reply to the story Bruce Jenner: 'For All Intents and Purposes, I Am a Woman'
 April 19, 2015 at 8:19pm
I hope she takes spring break in Florida , and passes out on the beach.
In reply to the story If You're Outraged at Veterinarian's Post Bragging About Killing Cat With Bow and Arrow, You Won't Like What Sheriff Just Said (GRAPHIC IMAGE)
 April 15, 2015 at 9:06pm
Me thinks , he meant to post as Yellowhammer.
In reply to broncofan4's comment on the story ‘Disgusting’: Vile Comments Sent to Hunter for Taking Photo With Slain Giraffe — Here’s Her Response
 April 7, 2015 at 3:39pm
The last picture should have been , her standing above him, with his still beating heart in her hand. Everybody loves Kung Fu fighting.
In reply to the story Alleged Would-Be Rapist Gets a Major Surprise From Miniskirt-Wearing 'Victim' — Twice
 April 8, 2015 at 12:09am
 April 6, 2015 at 11:14pm
With that much paper , I could buy a new one.
In reply to 19eleven's comment on the story Man Left Astonished at Contents of Large Bag That Fell in Front of Him on Highway: ‘Holy Smokes!’
 April 4, 2015 at 6:03pm
Probably did, after he sobered up.
In reply to DST2013's comment on the story 'I Will Sue You Personally': Man Caught on Camera Going Nuts Over the 'Totally Ridiculous' Thing He Found Firefighters Doing on Duty
April 3, 2015 at 9:54pm
Laptop ? Don’t you mean lap dance ?
In reply to DST2013's comment on the story Archaeologists Reveal Huge Find Made Beneath Cambridge University
 March 27, 2015 at 10:27pm
6” Craftsman screwdriver. Making red shirts redder since 1927.
In reply to the story Victim Says a Simple Question About Michael Brown Case Resulted in Shocking Incident Seen 1:40 Into This Video
 March 25, 2015 at 7:08am
Yes they are , but they keep trampling my watermelons.
In reply to scrapadapolis's comment on the story Cops Respond to a Call From Stranded 18-Wheeler. What They Saw at the Scene Left Them 'Astounded'
March 21, 2015 at 7:26pm
I knew a guy in the Navy that had a barber pole tattoo. I wonder if he ever got fired from a job for it.
In reply to the story He Got a Tattoo in Honor of His Girlfriend Four Years Ago. She's Now an Ex — but the Name Still Stamped on the Inside of His Mouth May Have Cost Him His Job.
 March 14, 2015 at 3:55pm
This is my pistol…this is my gun…this ones for shooting…this ones …ouch!!
In reply to Eastinfection's comment on the story Graphic: Live TV Airs the Moment Cops Shoot a Man in LA Street
[-1] March 12, 2015 at 8:47pm
GORT……….Klattu, aloha, snackbar. Ehh?
In reply to the story Canadian Prime Minister's Comments About Muslim Garb Have Sparked a Firestorm
 March 4, 2015 at 9:01pm
Good thing , Adam was’nt gay.
In reply to hi's comment on the story Scientists Say They've Discovered the Oldest Known Human Fossil
 March 3, 2015 at 11:41pm
If ever there was a Dick…it had a head , just like that one. Andrew Dale Marcum , we’ll leave a light on for you.
In reply to the story Wanted Suspect Allegedly Taunts Officers on Facebook. The Way Sheriff Responds Is the Definition of Epic.
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