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• Is Kmart’s New ‘Ship My Pants’ Viral Video Ad Over The Line?

  April 15, 2013 at 3:36pm

  If you have ever made a mis-judgement and actually “shipped your pants” it makes this even funnier!
  If you are offended by this you have never “sharted your pants” either. Lighten up… your time is coming!

• Over 100,000 Gather in Salt Lake City for Semiannual Mormon Conference — and How Did It Make History?

  April 7, 2013 at 4:25am

  Here is your typical Mormon… http://vimeo.com/53357089

• Caption that photo!: John McCain

  March 10, 2013 at 8:57pm

  Forest Gump said it best…. stuipd is as stupid does and …. IT HAPPENS just happened to John Boy.

• Caption that photo!: John McCain

  March 9, 2013 at 8:06pm

  John… Oh no… I can feel that one running down my leg into my socks…
  Brunette… MMMM… I’ve got my doubts his Depends are going to carry that load…
  Blonde… Not again… I’m texting to send up a change of cloths and get the shower ready…
  Rand… I guess I scared him pretty bad when I jumped on the elevator… huh

• Caption that photo!: John McCain

  March 9, 2013 at 5:11am

  OH NO! That was a Shart not a fart… I hope nobody heard that one!

• Was Rand Paul’s Filibuster a Turning Point for the Libertarian Movement?

  March 9, 2013 at 4:54am

  Here is a great quote from Thomas Jefferson:
  “The two enemies of the people are criminals and government, so let us tie the second down with the chains of the Constitution so the second will not become the legalized version of the first”

  Article 6 of the US Constitution defines the oath of office that all politicians must swear to before they are allowed to take office, it says in part, The US Constitution…shall be the supreme Law of the Land; and the Judges in every State shall be bound thereby, any Thing in the Constitution or Laws of any State to the Contrary notwithstanding.
  The Senators and Representatives before mentioned… shall be bound by Oath or Affirmation, to support this Constitution.
  An oath is a verbal PROMISE to tell the truth. (an obvious joke to almost all politicians)
  The Oath they take says:I do solemnly swear (or affirm) that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same; that I take this obligation freely, without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion; and that I will well and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter: So help me God.
  THE POLITICIANS are the domestic enemies to the Constitution! A lot of them are lying when they take the oath because their purpose from the start is evasion of the Constitution!
  We need a law that states… if you violate this oath of office YOU ARE

• Caption that photo!: John McCain

  March 8, 2013 at 9:55pm

  If that old coot pats me on the butt one more time Rand won’t have to deck him… I will!

• Caption that photo!: John McCain

  March 8, 2013 at 9:52pm

  Now I know how Joe Biden feels after his press conferences!

• Town With only 2,100 Residents Racks up $1.5M in Fines in One Month All Because of Two New ‘Scam’ Traffic Cams

  March 8, 2013 at 1:48pm

  Copy mayor’s license plate number or police chiefs… or judges… and put on front of your car with one of their pictures standing up in your windshield as you speed by… they all start getting 200 tickets a day… Now that would be funny! or just stop after the camera and touch up the camera with a can of spray paint.

• Knife-Wielding Home Intruder Meets Gun-Wielding Homeowner — It Didn’t End Well for One of Them

  March 8, 2013 at 2:26am

  This is a new version of the old game… POP goes the weasel.