User Profile: dimbulbz


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  • [6] April 16, 2015 at 10:42pm

    So, make your house out of a Bible and you’ll be safe in a tornado? Its the teachings within that are the bibles strength, The physical book itself doesnt ward off vampires or become flameproof or bulletproof. – Well, it may ward off vampires, cause come to think of it, I’ve never seen one anywhere near my bible – or my Harry Potter book collection either, so maybe they work too. (sorry, just yankin your chain)

    For every Bible that survived a tornado, fire, earthquake, whatever, there are countless ones that didnt make it. Come to think of it, neither did many of their faithful owners.

    Seek for miracles, and you’ll find them, but not unto salvation….

  • [2] April 14, 2015 at 6:46pm

    I never even thought about wearing camo as impersonating a military member. I have camo shorts on right now, but I would never think that it distinguished me, I just bought a pair of shorts with useful pockets. I think my sandals and Pink Floyd shirt would give me away as a civi.

    I hope the guy was really pretending to be military before he got jumped on. It would be a real bummer to be mistaken when that is not your intention.

    Because I have the haircut, and the build, I’ve been asked if I was military before, but who would ever think to lie about it? Does it get you chicks and drinks? – REALLY? If that’s what the recruiters are saying they should be sued.

    Tell the girls you’re a bass player – that always works.

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  • March 29, 2015 at 11:01pm

    Oh Goody, 18 months of faux “experts” on the constitution telling us that Ted Cruz cant be president. Ive been on this ride before. Guess what? He can be. He wont be, but yes, he can run.

    Not holding my breath for Ted. He would be great, but he’s not going to make it. If the choice is between Jeb or Hillary, does it really matter? Both total pigs in lipstick. good night America!

  • [1] March 26, 2015 at 11:06am

    The best way to remove Satan from your life is to simply stop listening to them… I mean, him..

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  • [5] March 22, 2015 at 2:26am

    I really dont think a conservative would be good for America in 2016. The damage has been done, and the second you start trying to govern responsibly you are looking at a meltdown of everything. Stop printing money and artificially inflating the stock market and there will be a crash like the first one. Devastating and yes, Republicans will be blamed. Better to let the Democrats own this steaming bag of crap that is modern Amerika.

    Third party… Give up on 2016 and go for 2020. America is about to learn a terrible lesson. It matters who you choose to run your country. Whoever is in there in 2016 is doomed to eat a stink sandwich caused by the last 4 presidents and decades of horrible leadership.

    Its time for people to learn they are responsible for their own stupidity.

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  • [4] March 17, 2015 at 11:37am

    I’ve lost 35 pounds and counting (since Jan 15). I still drink Diet sodas a lot. Limit your caloric intake to under 1500 calories, and you will lose weight. Stop eating obvious garbage. You’ll lose weight. Its not fun, but the health benefits are incredible. I’m off Blood pressure meds, stable blood sugar, HDL, LDL,Chol, Triglicerides are now all excellent. The Last few years, I was a mess. 30 more pounds and I’ll look pretty good.
    Diet soda is OK, Its how I get through the day.

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  • [-1] March 9, 2015 at 3:33pm

    A guy walks into a bar in a tiny Yukon town after months in the bush and asks the bartender “Bartender, ya got any women in this town?” the bartender says “no but we got o’l drunk Joe and he might do in a pinch” disgusted the guy walks out of the bar saying: “No way, I dont go for none of that crap…” The guy heads back into to the Bush.
    Months later, he stumbles back into the bar and asks the bartender: “Bartender, ya got any women in this town?” the bartender says “no but we got o’l drunk Joe and he might do in a pinch” Once more, totally disgusted the guy walks out of the bar saying: “No way, I dont go for none of that crap…” and again, the guy heads back into to the Bush….
    Months later he stumbles back into the bar and again, he asks “Bartender, ya got any women in this town?” the bartender again says: “no but we got o’l drunk Joe and he might do in a pinch” The guy stands there for a minute, then orders up a beer saying.. “No way, I dont go for none of that crap…”
    After about 2 hours and a bunch of beers, the now tipsy guy says quietly to the bartender: “Ok.. so if I was to.. ya know, do it with ol drunk Joe… How many people would have to know?” The bartender says “fifteen” Surprised the bush guy says “Fifteen? Why so many? The bartender thinks and says: Well, let see, there’d be you, me and ol’ drunk Joe of course, Then another dozen guys to hold down o’l drunk Joe, be ’cause he don’t go for none of that crap either!

  • [1] March 6, 2015 at 11:31am

    It takes Democrats in power to impeach Republicans. Simple.

  • [4] March 6, 2015 at 11:30am

    Build them a new high rise and they blow it up, build a new water supply and they tear it up, build them a nice new sewage treatment plant and they tear it up. Over a Trillion dollars have been sent to the poor, poor Palestinians. enough to pave their streets with Gold. They destroy everything you do for them while their leaders live like kings with their families in France (aka, Yasser Araffat and his 22 Rolls Royces and 16 wives) You Dems just dont get it that animals will always be animals.

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  • [3] March 6, 2015 at 11:23am

    Why does any of this matter? the fact is, the constitution has been shut down until someone – anyone decides to follow it.

    Congress wont do it, the president certainly wont do it, and the press, well, they just dont care about it and until they do, which will be when the next GOP president is voted in. That may actually NEVER happen again. America is suffering death by pragmatism. John Boehner and Mitch McConnell will be just as much to blame for it as Obama. These people are now leaders, only because someone with a bigger stick hasnt sent them packing. Why shouldn’t the Democrats rise up and take over the house and Senate. Set up new rules where Repubicans only have 1/3 of a vote and proceed to govern without the GOP? Who would stop it? Not the courts, not the Republicans themselves, not Obama. The PEOPLE??? Puleeze, dont make me laugh.

    If you think this is way off, just watch. 10 years ago, I would have NEVER believed we would be having these kinds of ideas whipping around Washington. What will the next 10 years bring? Moderation? What would possibly lead you to think that?

  • [1] March 3, 2015 at 10:39am

    Obama “heard” the people who didnt vote this last election. Republicans are pursuing Americas death by pragmatism. Didnt I hear that Obama wants to raise taxes simply by fiat? Use your pen and tell the IRS to take more, how simple is that?
    Now that the proverbial cow is out of the barn. Democrats can do whatever they want and no one will stop them. What a day to be a Democrat. Congratulations, you get to oversee the coming Jihad. I wonder if there will be elections in 2016. Doesnt seem to matter at this point, does it?
    The most blessed people in America are not Americans. Funny o’l world aint it? Now that we’ve lost this battle (battle, now thats funny!) We’re on this week, to accusing Hillary of breaking federal law… Well, who’s going to stand up to that? John Boehner? Mitch McConnell?
    All you can do is laugh and realize this is all in your head.

  • [2] February 26, 2015 at 5:39pm

    But what good does it do to lead cowards into battle? Wont they just shoot you in the back, drop their guns and run away?

  • February 26, 2015 at 4:59pm

    Your advice would be great, in a real world, but we live in an alternate universe.

  • February 26, 2015 at 4:57pm

    Our government has become a 1970′s Monty Python skit. What, you thought voting mattered? That elections have consequences?

    I wish somehow we could convince the low information voter that their votes dont matter either.

  • [1] February 26, 2015 at 4:50pm

    The press just has to call her dumb. Slap a blonde wig on some Saturday night live talentless wench, and write up a “I’m stupid and dont know where Russia is” routine, and she’ll be toast, just like what happened to Sarah Palin.
    If Hillary wins, I just plan on becoming an alcoholic. (or Jeb Bush, for that matter)

  • February 26, 2015 at 4:40pm

    Yawn… I wonder if the Kardashians are on TV…

    WHY DID WE EVEN BOTHER TO VOTE FOR CONSERVATIVES? They aren’t doing anything different. We might as well keep in the Democrats so at least we know what to expect.

    My advice is: Dont let this ruin your day. Enjoy what freedoms you have today. No use screaming about what you dont have. What you dont have is a voice that matters.

  • [1] February 21, 2015 at 11:41pm

    Who gives a flying fathom if Obama is a “Christian”? I would ask if he is an honest, trustworthy person, regardless of his religion, and since the answer is a gigantic “no” who cares what he claims today to believe? He’s a narcissistic self righteous pig with jug ears who worships only his own personal world view. what does his Christianity mean anyway? IT MEANS NOTHING! too many people think this is the test that everyone needs to pass to be president. scumbshites, you need to take off your rose colored glasses and recognize that a mans CHARACTER matters, regardless of what jacket he chooses to wear this week.

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  • [2] February 20, 2015 at 3:28pm

    Go Back to sleep children… Oh look! Big Bang Theory is on!

    Our Government now defies its citizenry, and that wont change next election.

  • [2] February 13, 2015 at 10:02am

    I think the House and Senate should act on their own since Democrats refuse to fund the government. They’re just mad because they lost the last election so badly. They are punishing the American people and putting them at risk of terror attacks.

    Just “deem” the bill as “passed” its not like there is no precedence for doing that.

    Paybacks a biatch, aint it?

  • February 11, 2015 at 12:10am

    Obama is mortal and one day he will wake up and find himself surrounded by his admirers.

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