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Doconicus

Member Since: January 11, 2012

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  • February 20, 2015 at 12:10pm

    “Mort likes big!”

  • February 15, 2015 at 7:49pm

    Same here. A great way to tell is someone is a sincere person, is to ask them if they thought Chevy Chase or John Belushi were funny, if they say ‘yes’ then you know they’ll lie to look cool.
    I’ve met thousands of people over the years, and every now and again SNL would come up in the conversation,I would ask; “if they liked Belushi?” damn near all of them said “no”. The killer bee, blues brothers, and samurai were cliche’ jokes, not really funny. Almost all said Bill Murray and Dan Akroyd made the show.

    The later years with Phil Hartman, Chris Farley et al, were the best. (they were the conservatives)

  • [-1] February 15, 2015 at 12:31pm

    You all may be shocked. but when was this glorious time in history that cathouses, bars, and dope dens were outnumbered by churches and charity homes?

    The reason Christ came here was because that time was NEVER. Also, for you aetheist twits, don’t look at this as some kind of victory, the Jesus movie was on TV for free the year before and broke all records… oh and more than likely TiVo’d.

  • February 10, 2015 at 12:09pm

    This is arguably the most over-hyped and boring video on the web.

  • [3] February 10, 2015 at 12:08pm

    Yes, that coincides with him be a LAUGHING STALK. ;)

  • [1] February 8, 2015 at 7:50am

    I remember him. That was freeeeeky!

  • [3] February 8, 2015 at 7:48am

    As said in the book of Enoch, “for they shall be called evil spirits, and cause evil until the end of days…” (pp)

  • [16] February 3, 2015 at 5:23am

    I’m a Carson man, but I’ll take anyone that isn’t an estabR

  • [2] February 2, 2015 at 7:22pm

    Until you bums pick up rifle pike and sabre, all you have is useless words. Words that turns into naught but bitter orange wax in my ears.

  • February 2, 2015 at 7:12pm

    Stilicho… Abortionist are not doing the work of God. What kind of people would we be if everything we did we were afraid of being smote by a lightening bolt?

    Read the Book of Enoch to understand were abortion and many other sins come from. Also, God ordered the Canaanites destroyed because there were NOT human, if you read the whole chapter, you will see that Israelites said that “we are like grasshopper to them”. They were leftovers of the Nephilim. In the book of Enoch, (which was sited by several of the prophets) …

    Chapter XV
    … And now, the giants, who are produced from the spirits and flesh, shall be called evil spirits upon the earth, and on the earth shall be their dwelling. Evil spirits have proceeded from their bodies; because they are born from men, and from the holy Watchers is their beginning and primal origin; they shall be evil spirits on earth, and evil spirits shall they be called. As for the spirits of heaven, in heaven shall be their dwelling, but as for the spirits of the earth which were born upon the earth, on the earth shall be their dwelling. And the spirits of the giants afflict, oppress, destroy, attack, do battle, and work destruction on the earth, and cause trouble: they take no food, but nevertheless hunger and thirst, and cause offences. And these spirits shall rise up against the children of men and against the women, because they have proceeded ⌈from them⌉.

  • [1] February 2, 2015 at 9:15am

    We should give from our hearts. Not my being compelled to do so at the threat of imprisonment or extortion i.e. taxes.

  • [1] February 2, 2015 at 9:13am

    ummm… yeah. computers will solve everything. WTF?

  • [1] February 2, 2015 at 9:10am

    Men, with children don’t quality. I have been out of work for months and as a father or 2 don’t qualify for a single program, welfare or anything. Nor do I want it. I would rather live be reduced to life in a tent (which looks like it may happen) than live as a thrall of the government. Addiction is evil, addiction to govt cash is the root of most of the evil in this country.

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  • [4] February 2, 2015 at 8:49am

    Biggun is right, we are not God, the question is from a very narrow view of the world and answered by a narrower one. Were this question asked of some medieval noble or a modern day terrorist, The answer would have been ‘God, why do you let witches and heretics live to plague us and cast spells on our children’. Personally I would thank God for making the world a challenging place for without that challenge, we would be really nothing more than chickens in a factory laying eggs for some unknown power.

  • January 31, 2015 at 1:08pm

    DC: “Hi Mr Rogen, Mr. Moore, welcome to the dust-bin of American Irrelevance in Intertainment. We’re the Dixie Chicks!”

    SR:: Whose that guy?

    DCs: Oh, him? That’s Fatty Arbuckle.

    MM: I have a question…why is Jim Carrey got a gun over there?

    DCs: Sorry, not time for questions, please step off the platform, we have to clear if for Liam Neisen who is due any moment.

  • [2] January 30, 2015 at 10:20am

    My guess people aren’t concerned because they were trained using your ‘Common Core Program’ and don’t know how to friggin’ read….idiot.

  • [2] January 29, 2015 at 12:24pm

    I bet if some ‘constitutionalist’ were to start whacking lib professors, lieing reporters and corrupt politicians, Those are who they would call terrorists.

  • [45] January 28, 2015 at 12:27pm

    Your correct of course, also you may want to tell your opponent that Hitler was indeed homosexual, along with almost all of the freaks in his inner circle. Hell his main financier for the National Socialist Workers Party- was caught in an orgy with Brown shirt boys. Der Furher had him whacked because more than likely they had ‘a thing’ going on, But the story is they Zocialists wanted clean up their act.
    Remember, the Zocialists founding members were Rohlm-brownshirt boy lover, Goering-who wore makeup and silk stockings even after captured by the US., and Hitler who “got married” just a few minutes before he killed his ‘front’ wife.
    Also, funny how, if the NatZocialItst WEREN’T like liberals today, then why do ALL liberal policies carbon copy all the natzocials policies…
    genetic experimentation
    anti-semitism
    govt ownership of all industry
    civilian ‘camps’
    sensorship
    progressive taxation
    and the list goes on and on.
    I think the only conservative thing that was left in Germany after Hitler, was the army, they didn’t care very much for the furher and wished for the old days under the Kaiser’s rule. But Hitler removed all the Knights of Germany and Bavaria and did away with all titles of nobility…and redistributed their wealth. hmmmm…. where have we heard that before?

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  • [15] January 28, 2015 at 10:41am

    you all don’t understand, this is the kind of girl that will win the heart of the ‘soon-to-be’ wealthy,achievement driven handsome kid in the class. This leaves the other parents of the prostitutes they raised in the dust. Frankly, I shocked they didn’t tar and feather her.

  • [19] January 27, 2015 at 7:38pm

    This Taub dame and other lipstick wearing cockroaches have no concept of the world and how things work, or why they are so now. I lost my brother to ptsd and I won’t see this movie, other family members have seen it and said it would break my heart.

    Alas, I salute such films and hope they make more, as for the painfully jealous small genital critics, we can all rest assured that there won’t be many more of them, because these layabout skanks murder their own children by the millions and the ones who make it out of the womb, will end up as drug invested worm castles moldering in their workers paradise gutters. -with all due respect.

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