User Profile: DORA_GASBAG

DORA_GASBAG

Member Since: March 20, 2013

CommentsDisplaying DORA_GASBAG's 10 most recent comments.

  • Farewell BLAZE and goodbye BLAZERS. The censorship here is more than I can tolerate. I don’t know if the problem is with the BLAZE censors or if the problem is simply prudish readers who can’t handle a little humor and who report every comment made here, but either way, I’m done. For a site that promotes liberty and freedom, this one is a joke. Adios.

  • Anyone notice all of the posts just go away?

  • HEY MONK: I typed in a story about my mom’s back hair, but apparently it was just too extreme for the BLAZE censor. What a piece of work this site is.

  • HEY SURFY: As you know, KEATS is up to 315 pounds. She can barely squeeze through my trailer door when she comes over on Friday night. I was putting on a few pounds myself. I saw this picture on one of the BLAZE ads and thought it was nice. So I rode my bicycle down to the KMart and bought a PX90. Someday I’m going to have a rear end just like this chick in the picture. I’m glad Glen allows such nice pictures in the advertisements here on the BLAZE. Although I am confused because sometimes completely harmless comments are removed from the BLAZE, yet we are bombarded by advertisements with pictures like this one with some sexy chick’s rear end hanging out. Can you help me understand that? It makes no sense to me, but then, I live in a trailer in Barstow and grow hydroponic pot for a living.

  • Well, as far as i can tell, one difference would be that the occupants of the white house would be chewing their tobaccy rather than smoking it. Like I said before, the chew juice running off my grandma’s chin whiskers just turned me off to the whole idea.

  • Dont get me started on home grown products. Ive been trying to get my “business” off the ground for a few years now. The explosion in my shed behind my trailer set me back some, but I think I’ve turned the corner. I’m also thinking of adding a potato salad to my list of “products”. And, if I can figure out how KFC does that boneless chicken, I’m going to look into that as well. How the hell do those chickens walk around the yard with no bones?

  • HEY DLV. Is that a light saber you have? Those are awesome.

  • HEY THERE BULLDOG. Thanks for noticing my ****. I usually use my real picture but this picture was an ad on THEBLAZE a few days ago and I liked it so much, I thought I would use it for a few days. I’m hoping if my P90X works out, I can start to look like this picture. Maybe if KEATS would lay off the frozen burritos, she could trim down too.

  • HEY VOICE. I think I like you. You sound really smart, like my best girlfriend KEATON and my other best girlfriend VERCEOFREASON. They really know a lot. KEATON even graduated from highschool, at least that’s what she told me. Do you know them?

  • And why is Palin flipping me off in that top picture. Its just makes a bad day worse. I didn’t ever flip you off, Sarah. When KFC opens, I’m going to walk down and get me a boneless piece of chicken.