Late Breaking News! Progressives ban ALL finger ray guns and any vocalizations that may result in anything sounding like a “Bang!” or “Pow!”. And any sound mimicking a Jedi/Darth Light Saber, for example “Swish!”, “Hum!”, or “Zing!” will result in the finger ray gun offender being immediately arrested and taken before a firing squad where the offender will be shot repeatedly until dead with Progressive State Approved official 9mm finger guns.
Note to all the extremely STUPID Progressives: Do you possess enough imagination in your knuckle dragging, troglodyte brains to picture the single barrel finger gun I am pointing in your direction right now? Morons.
 November 7, 2014 at 3:21pm
Um… I thought the Emperor ended the war in Iraq…. Oh…. I know!!!! Those 1,500 troops are the new branch of NASA’s Muslim Outreach Program!!! DUH!
April 4, 2014 at 5:01pm
Ok… let me get this straight… men, and I use that moniker loosely, are welcomed to attend that little feminist get together, but a Conservative woman is driven away by the shemales who were pontificating on how feminism is for EVERYONE! Yeah.. unless you bathe, have some level of personal hygiene, shave your legs and pits on a regular basis, wear less makeup than the men who are in attendance, and aren’t trying to get in the sack with the hag sitting next to you… that’s the only reason those “men” are even there… to pick up a desperate shemale who is out of batteries or, better yet, one of the other “men” in attendance.
April 4, 2014 at 11:20am
Fascists. Plain and simple.
April 4, 2014 at 11:09am
Amen Ranger Danger
March 13, 2014 at 12:00pm
If Obama had another son, he’d most certainly look like Aaron Stillday. Aaron Stillday is following in Obama’s footsteps: attacking and brutalizing the innocent, stealing what doesn’t belong to him, fleeing the righteous retribution of good citizens and doing all he can to avoid being brought to justice.
January 24, 2014 at 10:36am
A blind man could connect these dots…. NY, run by Communists who love Obama….FBI, run by Fascists who love Obama… the IRS… snicker, snicker… Michael Morbidlyobese.. Obama’s proctologist… screeched to the FBI that D’Souza should be “investigated” for daring to speak out against the beloved leader = D’Souza being charged for “illegal political donations”… If memory serves, Obama’s campaign took money from foreign governments, mostly the Middle East… the Muslim Brotherhood.
November 26, 2013 at 9:19am
Cool! Can I get this in red? blue? green? Ok.. pink?