Actually Hillary would be perfect as his running mate.
President Al Gore and VP ManBearPig.
 March 27, 2015 at 1:32am
Think about it, he’ll get them in with a so-called head tax being paid by them. Then 6 months before the minimum amount of time until they can legally vote, the left will launch a series of legal battles to redress such blatantly terrible anti-immigration racist policies in an 11 million person class action suit. The supreme court will agree it’s against the law. What a massive gift aka bribe for all the new voters.
 March 27, 2015 at 1:26am
So Obama had his minions figure out a way to get around the Congress defunding his illegal immigrant/future Democratic voter scheme. He won’t need funding, he’ll just fleece the people he wants to import. So what was all this hubris about the evil Republicans and how they were going to shut down America’s security department. A perfect setup by Obama, sucker the Republicans into looking bad for closing the DHS entirely, and then he’d simple keep on with his plan, because he didn’t need that portion of the DHS budget at all. What a fornicator he is.
March 20, 2015 at 1:43am
Where were our Apaches? Under the Obama’s insane rules of engagement, they can’t fire on anybody unarmed. But those wastes of skin had clubs, therefore weapons. So two Hellfires could have been fired, and to hell with collateral damage. Take them all out, every last stinking one of them.
 March 20, 2015 at 1:35am
I think it’s time she went back for more work on that space above her neck. But this time the docs should tighten her tongue. Do it so well it gets pulled back into her throat and she can gag on it.
 March 19, 2015 at 5:20pm
It could be racially motivated. But once a casino gets involved in the back story, any motivation is possible, even including suicide. But loan sharks don’t usually operate that way. Personally I really hope it’s not a racial thing, because then the floodgates will be opened again. My condolences to his family though.
Actually she does have ducts some internally. But they closed off the ear canals because too much grey matter was leaking out of her head that way. But it was an Obamacare doctor that performed the procedure, and overlooked the internal eye ducts. So now whatever is left upstairs in her head comes out her eyes.
 March 3, 2015 at 10:54am
It would be fascinating if after much painstaking archeological work spanning the next 5 years to find nothing more than a first century carving of Kilroy Was Here.
 March 3, 2015 at 10:42am
I would have “reached across the table” and throttled that son of a bitch.
February 28, 2015 at 2:13pm
Brought me to almost tears. Mr. Gohmert. That was powerful.
 February 27, 2015 at 3:23pm
Control the language you control the mind. Control the minds and you control the people. It’s been proven throughout history. The English were particularly unmindful of the dictum, I’ll offer Canada’s Quebec as an example of their lack of foresight in this regard. The communists were entirely concerned with controlling minds, and propaganda was at the core of that, long before Gobbels became the known as the father of language/propaganda and the Big Lie. Don’t forget, he was a communist before he became a National Socialist.
February 27, 2015 at 3:29am
My picks are Perry for Pres and Cruz for VP. None of the candidates are perfect on every issue, but a good and strong Texas Ticket is just what America needs. My heart is for Cruz for Pres, and he does have an excellent resume too, but I think running for the top slot in 4 or 8 years would serve him best. And we all know about first term senators don’t we, doesn’t end well.
 February 25, 2015 at 7:56pm
The classic sleazy show from Italy called Sexy Car Wash is far more entertaining.
 February 25, 2015 at 7:44pm
When I was a kid my friend told me this homely, and it rings true to this day. A man’s friendship is like a football, you can kick it, punt it, do whatever you want to it, and it’s still a football. But a girl’s friendship is like glass, do one thing and it shatters into a million pieces, and they can never put the pieces back together again.
I would use napalm. And maybe the local population sympathizers would finally clue in about harbouring or being close to any ISIS member. You let ISIS near you, and you will be a flaming puddle of goo too.