Torture the snot out of this little bastard and drag out all the information his twisted little brain holds. Then find a very large pig to use as his burial coffin. Cut him up alive and stuff the parts into the pig while he’s still conscious before the blood loss hits, sew up the pig’s belly and then bury them both in a landfill that his eternal grave had already been prepared and dug by the country’s longest reach excavator. Then sell tickets for people to be able to vent their bladders on top. Film it all and put it on pay per view. Use the proceeds towards any vet organization, and let them give the money to wounded survivors or bereaved families.
That's an awful mean thing to do to a pig. Why not just bury him in a big old pile of pig manure? On his side, facing Mecca of course.
 January 28, 2016 at 1:34am
At least someone doesn’t have to dig out their driveway now.
 January 27, 2016 at 1:16pm
Or hire Diana Ross (who Jackson tried to remake his face into) and slather her with white lithium grease. Exhume Nanaette Fabray and use her nose. Cast Obama for a cameo appearance as Bubbles.
 January 27, 2016 at 1:14pm
The return of Al Jolson, Fu Manchu and the King of Siam lol
 January 25, 2016 at 3:23pm
How do you like the new People’s Republic of Alberta eh gyro? Bet you guys love it lol. Spoken from BC, who knows.
Anyways, boy king Trudeau has roughly 6 billion brain cells less than his his evil genius dad. The Liberals have always been leftist and their world view and actions have always been at odds with western democracy and strong opposition to communists and any other entity that hates the west and it’s values. They have been a mixture of progressives and outright Marxists for many years. Usually they kept quiet enough to fool the slobbering idiot voters of Canada. But never listen to what they say, watch what they do instead. Furthermore, the whisperer behind the fool’s throne is a confirmed muslim operative, with strong ties to the radicals over there. Amazing, he did such a good job on the kid, he is now head of all consulates and consulate services for Canada around the world. Train wreck waiting to happen. It’s no wonder the boy king rubbed his two brain cells together and declared all air operations to cease within a day of being elected, and instead to provide what Canada is best known for and does it well, warm winter coats. And managed to not get invited to the big conference on security and the middle east problem. Even the laughable Europeans know the kid is a total waste of space, and that Canada is back to doing what they do each and every time they rule Canada.
For the Americans as background: he’s a rich trust fund kid of Canada’s own Obama. His claim to fame and resume is as a drama school teacher. Stunning isn’t it.
Bravery, duty and honor run through all our soldiers, across time.
 January 23, 2016 at 7:16pm
He lost me when he trashed McCain and all other veterans who had ever been captured (I’m not a fan of McCain politically, but he’s a verified hero and a very tough brave man). He followed that up with his boorish attacks on Kelly and Fiorina. And his hits just kept on coming. I don’t have a problem with his attacks on illegal immigration, China, etc etc at all. But I have a major problem with his past left wing statements (I can accept he greased the palms of corrupt politicians for business purposes). And I have yet to hear anything serious in the way of policy proposals or even ideas how to fix and solve the ills of the nation. Rings in my ear like Hope and Change. Pretty words that appeal to low information voters, but in Trumps case, the ones on the right. Furthermore, his tweets sound like a teenaged boy that isn’t getting any, or some troll in Craigslist’s Rants and Raves section. He’s a very smart man obviously, not many people have made the kind of money he has. So there’s a complete series of disconnects that surrounds him
January 23, 2016 at 7:05pm
Just stuff a big gulp up his wazoo and punt him back to his billionaire home.
 January 23, 2016 at 7:03pm
I have always liked Carly, even though I’ve been Cruzer from before this election cycle, and her speech at the Reagan Library was outstanding (look it up on youtube). She has no chance at all to be given the nomination, but for strategic reasons, she would be a good VP running mate as well as Rubio.
nope-Carly has ZERO support after her hideous lies about PP were proven...
 January 23, 2016 at 6:53pm
Give all the blacks a participation award. Make them shuffle up and across the stage quick, because the line will be long and the show has to fit it broadcast spot. No speeches are anything like that, because the ones not nominated weren’t obviously good enough at reading lines.
If a couple got nominated they would be biatch'in if they didn't win.....and some deservedly have won before.
 January 23, 2016 at 3:38am
I know I would
 January 19, 2016 at 5:57pm
Yeah, teach them all about gay sex, and sexual diversity with goats. That’s a waste of money, they already know all about those. What they really should do is castrate all the male refugees who are now over 12 and those that reach the age of 12 from here on in. They don’t like that? Go back to the sand hovels they came from.
 January 19, 2016 at 5:52pm
Trump lost me when he trashed McCain’s captivity record. And he smeared all those brave men who have been captured by the enemy in every war too. He has yet to find me again.
January 19, 2016 at 1:41pm
At 15 it’ll feel like someone else is doing it forevermore
 January 19, 2016 at 2:08am
Both Trump and Cruz are the smartest in the room. That is no slight on Dr. Carson, but he’s a specialist in a rarefied field. To make and lose money and then get to a worth of about 6 billion takes a pretty good head on the shoulders. To be able to practice your craft on constitutional law in front of the Supreme Court of the USA, and to be top cop in a large state also takes many brain cells. But I come down on the side on Cruz. Yes he’s a lawyer and a debater with excellent skills, so he can come across a little slimy at times, but I don’t see him as a born politician. He just happens to be an extremely good study, and will use whatever arcane rules of the senate he has to.But he is a conservative. Trump on the other hand disturbs me. His past statements have left wide trust gaps regarding his liberal and/or progressive tendencies. He’s very smart, too smart to be playing the dumb game. It’s almost like he’s using the same tactics Obama used on the low information voters on the left, but this time it’s the low infos on the left Trump is appealing to. Instead of hope and change, we get build a wall and ban muslims (both of which I actually agree with), but no substance at all. No policy pronouncements, no details, nothing. For tactical reasons it’s always wise to play the cards close to the vest, otherwise your opponents will use and shred what you give them. But c’mon Donald, put up or shut up. “Where’s the beef?”
 January 14, 2016 at 11:25am
A trucker’s life is very lonely. Some guys are out on the road for a month or longer. We are looked down upon by most of the population as lower than pond scum. Granted, there are many truckers out there now that could be called that, but many still remain from the old days when we were rightly called the Knights Of the Highways. We deal with idiot dispatchers, rude shippers and receivers, and try and think of any other job where you’re watched 24/7 by the general population, as well as many government organizations waiting for the chance to squeeze more money out of you with fines and tickets. How many carpenters get fined for putting a hammer in a place where government desk jockeys have created a regulation to say no to that. How many office workers have a few representatives of the government standing in a corner watching your every move, and if your spell check isn’t working one day, they’ll pounce of you and fine you big time. We live under a microscope. Of course, trucks can kill very easily, because of our size and weight, so even though I have put forth examples of how we are targets to be fleeced, safety does require a modicum of regulations. So a trucker that wants companionship, and an entity that is loyal, never complains, and is happy to be with him, and always shows it with wags and licks, that he can talk to, and he doesn’t feel so alone (all dog owners will relate to what I’m saying) will de-stress him, and keep him feeling human through all the miles.
 January 13, 2016 at 3:41pm
As the old saying goes, there are no atheists in foxholes.
 January 12, 2016 at 11:47am
I think it’s fair to say that many people don’t do their jobs out of any kind of love. Two that immediately come to mind are slaughter house workers and honey wagon drivers. It doesn’t offend my morals that she hates kids and is only in it for the money. But the entire common core program deeply offends me.
True enough, but really serious proffessionals in the field see education as a calling, not a job. This is why so often teachers drawing niggardly wages spend their own money on student needs.
Right down to shoes sometimes!
 January 11, 2016 at 1:56pm
She’s right, Bernie Sanders is a movement, and after I took my morning constitutional, I saw him floating in the bowl.