Actually she does have ducts some internally. But they closed off the ear canals because too much grey matter was leaking out of her head that way. But it was an Obamacare doctor that performed the procedure, and overlooked the internal eye ducts. So now whatever is left upstairs in her head comes out her eyes.
 March 3, 2015 at 10:54am
It would be fascinating if after much painstaking archeological work spanning the next 5 years to find nothing more than a first century carving of Kilroy Was Here.
 March 3, 2015 at 10:42am
I would have “reached across the table” and throttled that son of a bitch.
February 28, 2015 at 2:13pm
Brought me to almost tears. Mr. Gohmert. That was powerful.
 February 27, 2015 at 3:23pm
Control the language you control the mind. Control the minds and you control the people. It’s been proven throughout history. The English were particularly unmindful of the dictum, I’ll offer Canada’s Quebec as an example of their lack of foresight in this regard. The communists were entirely concerned with controlling minds, and propaganda was at the core of that, long before Gobbels became the known as the father of language/propaganda and the Big Lie. Don’t forget, he was a communist before he became a National Socialist.
February 27, 2015 at 3:29am
My picks are Perry for Pres and Cruz for VP. None of the candidates are perfect on every issue, but a good and strong Texas Ticket is just what America needs. My heart is for Cruz for Pres, and he does have an excellent resume too, but I think running for the top slot in 4 or 8 years would serve him best. And we all know about first term senators don’t we, doesn’t end well.
 February 25, 2015 at 7:56pm
The classic sleazy show from Italy called Sexy Car Wash is far more entertaining.
 February 25, 2015 at 7:44pm
When I was a kid my friend told me this homely, and it rings true to this day. A man’s friendship is like a football, you can kick it, punt it, do whatever you want to it, and it’s still a football. But a girl’s friendship is like glass, do one thing and it shatters into a million pieces, and they can never put the pieces back together again.
I would use napalm. And maybe the local population sympathizers would finally clue in about harbouring or being close to any ISIS member. You let ISIS near you, and you will be a flaming puddle of goo too.
While I don’t think Trump would be electable as President, it sure would be a fun election to watch.
But that being said, here’s my own list:
Rick Perry – President
Ted Cruz – Vice President
Michael Bolton – Secretary of State
Ron Paul – Secretary of the Treasury
Alan West – VA Head
Trey Gowdy – Attorney General
Rand Paul – Secretary of Education, and Head of both the IRS and EPA (short term positions obviously)
Col. Ralph Peters – National Security Adviser and/or Head of the CIA
Jason Chavitz – Speaker of the House
Paul Ryan – Secretary of Commerce