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  • [4] August 26, 2014 at 3:35pm

    “Minions! Must have minions! Must be surrounded by minions!”

  • [5] August 26, 2014 at 3:32pm

    “Give Me Forty Acres And I’ll Turn This Rig Around”

  • [11] July 24, 2014 at 6:56pm

    I’ve read that they have gone so pro-muslim that they give their workers all the muslim holidays off, and have established muslim “prayer breaks” instead of “coffee breaks”. Considering how muslims view the US, I would not feel safe eating anything which was packaged by them because who knows what they could put into the food.

  • [8] July 4, 2014 at 4:25pm

    It’s Friday. The Fourth of July. The sun is shining.
    Which of these statements is appalling? Or disgusting?
    None, because they are all TRUE.
    Three of Obama’s gay lovers were murdered. A fourth (Larry Sinclair) has made no secret about the fact that our President-to-be smoked crack cocaine and had several homosexual encounters with him. As for Mooshell, formerly known as Michael, most women don’t have bulges in strategic areas, giant shoulders, and Adam’s Apples. And Malaria and Sushi? I don’t imagine that it’s that difficult to find adoptable Black babies, especially if their “parents” have been selected to be the king and queen (queen and queen?) of America..

  • April 22, 2014 at 7:14pm

    From what I gather, “hands” is not what members of those various groups want to link in public!!!

  • January 13, 2014 at 9:23am

    Or, the State could actually be pro-active and put all their prison population to work making “420″ signs and then they could make tons of money selling them in all of the souvenir shops.

    And at Mile 420 I’m SURE that an entire souvenir INDUSTRY will develop!! I’ve heard that Colorado bus tours are being developed; that spot could be a natural “point of interest”. One could envision an area similar to Branson only with “stoner” musicians, comedians, and lounge shows. Some nice weed-friendly hotels. And LOTS of RESTAURANTS!!!! I’m sure that some far-thinking entrepreneur has bought up a bunch of land right there!

  • October 28, 2012 at 12:13pm

    I just finished watching a video (done by “Veritas”) of a fellow going into various voter registration offices in Minnesota. Over and over he was told that, no, there is no identification required, just fill out this form. One lady gave him 20 registration forms, and repeated several times that no identification was required, not even a notarized signature. THIS is how Obama will “win” the Election. I’ve already read elsewhere of busses full of Somalians being driven across State lines to vote the Democratic ticket. And if THAT doesn’t work, well, don’t forget that all the votes are being “bundled” (so that they won’t be able to be re-counted should there be a protest) and sent to a SOROS company in SPAIN to be counted..

  • October 10, 2012 at 11:31am

    BlackyB, I do believe that you have uncovered the BIGGEST SCANDAL YET in this horrid Administration!!! Obviously, Obama’s REAL Father is………(drum roll)…..BIG BIRD!!!!!!

  • September 13, 2012 at 11:06pm

    Or, they’d suddenly “find” a bunch of uncounted boxes of votes in the trunk of someone’s car, like what happened when Al Franken was “elected”….

  • September 8, 2012 at 3:07pm

    Yeah, don’t forget that Dear Leader said that he didn’t want his daughters “punished” with a baby.

    My question is, if they are (or are planning to) be aborting all these babies, WHO will be left to grow up and work the jobs which pay the taxes which will be needed to fund all their socialist/gibmedat programs?

  • September 8, 2012 at 2:29pm

    Ummm, Archon, don’t forget that Iran and Russia are BFF’s now. And wasn’t there an incident recently where a Russian nuclear submarine parked itself just off our Coast for a couple of weeks UNDETECTED? Understandably it received little attention by the MSM – if the People found out about this they’d be pounding on the Pentagon’s doors demanding to know what the hell those people are doing, besides watching internet porn, throwing big parties, and polishing all their brass buttons and stars.
    There was also a similar incident last Summer off the California coast involving a Chinese sub.
    You would THINK that the deaths of 3000 people on 9-11 would have spurred the Government to assess and strengthen its’ defensive systems, including hardening our systems against EMP’s. After all, according to the Constitution that is the FIRST job of the Government – to protect our borders and citizens – but instead we got Obamacare.

  • July 20, 2012 at 8:50pm

    When I think of all the rats hiding in the dark corners who are running our Country, I believe that when they were created, God must have been gone on vacation and left Heaven in the charge of someone else! Whoever that may have been undoubtedly lost their job when God got back Home!!

  • July 13, 2012 at 3:29pm

    Don’t forget Obama’s edict of just a few months ago, that anyone with more than a week’s supply of food was a terrorist!!! Since Mormons are under a religious edict to have a year’s supply (or more) of food, Obama could conceivably have his lapdog Holder prosecute Romney for that! I thought it was peculiar when the edict came out, because you’d THINK that the gubb’mint would applaud self-sufficiency among its’ citizens, but maybe they already knew that Romney would be challenging Obama?

    And with Obama’s “Bain Capitol Outsourcing” accusations, why doesn’t ol’ Mitt bring up the fact that Obama sent BILLIONS to Soros and Brazil for THEM to do offshore drilling while the AMERICAN oil drillers basically had their hands tied? And what about the oil pipeline from Canada which had already gone through YEARS of environmental dancing around only to be shot down by Obama?

    Man up, Mitt! The time for politeness is OVER!! Do you want this job? Then FIGHT for it, dammit!!

  • July 7, 2012 at 1:18pm

    I agree with you, SnowLeopard! What “certain people” here seem to forget is that historically WBC do not stand in silence, holding their signs. (Although I vehemently HATE their signs, they DO have the Constitutional right to do this.) But they hoot and holler and scream and inflict their personal agenda and spew their vitriol upon those who are gathered for the saddest, most crushing event in their lives, the final farewell to someone gone way too soon, someone who dedicated his or her life to upholding the very freedoms which WBC seek to mock and use to their own advantage.
    There are many reasons I love and cherish the spirit of Texas. This has just added one more.

    Way to go, Aggies!!!

  • July 5, 2012 at 6:16pm

    Yup, these are the same schlemiels who think that their way is the ONLY way to run the Country. On the other hand, little Independence, Oregon had a breakfast at the fire station (which pays for next year’s fireworks), a two-mile run and walk, an AWESOME parade, a festival down in the park along the river, complete with local bands and lots of food vendors (I had my first “deep-fried Snickers bar” – OMG, it was one of the tastiest things I’ve had in YEARS – don’t bypass it if you have an opportunity to try one – ooey-gooey GOODNESS!!!) and a magnificent, AWESOME fireworks display over the river which must have lasted at least 1/2 hour. A whole wonderful day of wholesome family entertainment, no fights, no drive-by shootings, just kids and grown-ups getting along, enjoying each other and having fun. It was like being transported back to the 50′s or 60′s, like America USED to be. “Mayberry” DOES still exist, you just have to cut through all of the Marxist/Communist CRAP to find it!!

  • July 5, 2012 at 5:49pm

    Oh geez, PLEASE tell me that Soros has no descendants (would we even call his spawn “children”?) to carry on and promote his “vision” for the World!

  • July 5, 2012 at 5:40pm

    If they won’t show up for free food and entertainment, they sure as HELL won’t show up for anything as demeaning as WORK for Pete’s sake! They have their pride and reputations to uphold, right?!

  • July 5, 2012 at 5:35pm

    Word of Warning (i.e., if it happens here it probably is happening other places too). here in the Portland Oregon area, investigators uncovered a “sting” by OWSers where they’d have lists of homes which were in the foreclosure danger zone, then they’d send PHONY letters to those owners and tell them to get out. Once the owners were gone the OWSers would move in, change the locks, proceed to squat, set up their “anarchy” printing presses, and trash the homes. When confronted there was no shame or apologies, just some mumbled crap about how “it was a right for everyone to be guaranteed a home” and then they moved on to the next “empty” property on their list. Well, what about the homeowners who had kept up with the taxes and taken care of their properties only to be told they had to get out by a PHONY letter? They are still on the hook for a now unsellable home. What about THEIR rights?!

  • June 26, 2012 at 3:51pm

    Darned racist birds!!!

  • June 26, 2012 at 3:20pm

    Yeah. Interesting that he would take the time to record a congratulatory message about a ballpark (but…it’s the JUMBOTRON!!!) and yet totally IGNORE the 100th Anniversary of the Eagle Scouts, as well as refusing to sign their Certificates of Achievement as every OTHER president has done for 100 years! Of course, the Eagle Scouts stand for Honor, Country, Family, and (gasp!) God so I guess it’s understandable that a man (?) who believes in NONE of those would distance himself from them.