If I’m going to have to feel guilty for having white privilege, then I want some real privileges. Not this vague, worthless crap.
I want $20,000 a year in government contributions to my 401k. Every year.
I want to be able to get bumped to the front of the line at concerts, crowded restaurants, hospital waiting rooms and the Registry of Motor Vehicles.
I want free tuition to the college of my choice. Attending Harvard, Vassar, Williams, Caltech, MIT or Amherst, would cost me nothing.
I want free booze – 18 year old single malt scotch, cases of Chateau Margaux, and craft beers.
I want to be able to stay at the Ritz, the Waldorf, and any other first class resort for the same cost of staying at a Motel 6.
I want a yearly BMW stipend. Not for one of those girly BMWs. One of the big V8 ones. Or a Porsche or Lexus LS, or a Bentley.
I want my own Gulfstream G5, with unlimited airtime, a crew of hot stewardesses, a first class chef, and a concierge who can get me anything I want.
If I get these white privileges, I’ll be glad to feel guilty all the day long.
 February 4, 2016 at 11:11am
What about Easy E?
 February 4, 2016 at 11:09am
I heard that these guys were part of Whitewater, and the Clintons did a Vince Foster on em.
 January 27, 2016 at 4:14pm
Yeah! I’ve been dying to use the n word. In fact, multiple n words.
Nattering nabob of negativism!
That feels good!
 December 16, 2015 at 3:59pm
You guys have got it all wrong.
That’s Mark’s new, high-tech, drain cleaning machine. One trigger press, and the clog is blown to smithereens!
Mark should appreciate the publicity.
 October 29, 2015 at 7:32pm
OK. Let’s assume they’re confused. The only treatment for trans people is to allow them to live in the gender that makes them comfortable. Therapy doesn’t cure it. Drugs don’t work. Nothing else works.
Would you prefer that they use drugs and alcohol to self medicate? Would you prefer that they self-harm or commit suicide?
It seems to be that allowing people to live in their desired gender makes the most sense.
December 24, 2013 at 8:39am
No. They dislike you because you’re ignorant, hypocrites, and transfer all responsibility for your lives to someone else in the name of religion.
December 24, 2013 at 8:36am
Southern Christians will put their five year old daughters in beauty pageants dressed up to look like miniature hookers. They’ll parade their 18 year old daughters around like sex objects disguised as cheerleaders, majorettes, beauty contestants, and pom pom girls, and will tell their sons that it’s OK to treat women like objects and third class citizens, but they’re horrified at adult guys dancing in shorts?
It gets better. They go to church every Sunday, and can recite bible verses on any topic imaginable, but they used to leave church to discriminate, intimidate, and assault / kill black people.
This is why most of America doesn’t take much of religion very seriously, especially when it comes out of the mouth of a Redneck hack like Phil Robertson.
Only a sick sob would see little girls in beauty pageants as "hookers". While I may not agree with the practice, I can't say I've ever thought of them as miniature hookers. I think you need professional help. And then the "sex objects" references to girls that participate in societal accepted activities you describe is proof positive that you should be investigated as a possible child molester and predator. And where do you get the idea that sons are told it's OK to treat women like objects and third class citizens. I sense a lot of self projection here and I think I may have to research where you live so I can report this to the local authorities and have you investigated for your comments.
Then have me investigated, too. I see it as child abuse...they dress little girls like hookers. I'm not a sick sob and many people see it as Emmett and I see it. It's kiddie exploitation, period.
December 24, 2013 at 8:17am
There are more of them than you think. Might be something to consider when people like you pound down a couple of beers and decide to go gay bashing.
December 16, 2013 at 10:04am
““…is that homosexuality between consenting adults produces no victim…”
Oh yea? Most of the time the male gets stabbed repeatedly!”
And so does your wife, every time you have sex with her.
December 16, 2013 at 10:02am
Perfect. Just perfect.
December 16, 2013 at 10:01am
No. They don’t want to shove anything in your face, but they’re not going to hide in the closet to allow people like you to do all the talking. LGBT folks exist, and are entitled to the same rights, protections and freedoms as non-LGBT folks, and they aren’t going to tolerate anything less.
Get used to it. They aren’t going back into the closet ever again.
December 16, 2013 at 9:59am
It’s not a lifestyle, any more than you banging your wife is a lifestyle.
December 16, 2013 at 9:58am
Should heterosexuals who engage in anal intercourse also be plagued with such things? According to you, anyone who engages in anything other than standard missionary sex is in line for some horrible disease.
God, your sex life must be horribly boring.
December 16, 2013 at 9:56am
Most child molesters are heterosexual. Linking LGBTs with pedophilia is completely off the mark, and is nothing more than a smear campaign.
December 8, 2013 at 6:45am
Funny how all of you Jesus loving Christians seem to be so fixated on rear ends. Could it be that you’re all just a bunch of flaming a—oles?
November 18, 2013 at 8:08am
Although not my cup of tea, hunting for food is one thing. Shooting an animal for a trophy is slob hunting, and disgusting.
November 8, 2013 at 8:42am
Please tell me what kind of Christian takes pleasure in insulting, humiliating, and attacking other human beings? How can you feel good by making such comments?
Think your preacher would be pleased if he knew what kinds of thoughts were running through your head?
November 8, 2013 at 8:37am
Maybe you didn’t know much, but I’ll bet that you knew the difference between girls and boys, and knew which one you felt like. Most kids do. They may harbor strange ideas about watermelons, and swinging, but they understand chromosomal sex, and the whole concept of gender.
November 8, 2013 at 8:30am
First off, I don’t use the bible as my source of inspiration, rules for living or the final word on anything. I try to live a decent life, and pull pieces out of many holy books to guide my direction.
Second, the bible is not relevant to living in this country. We welcome people who are Buddhists, Muslims, Jews, Atheists, and agnostics. There are no laws demanding that every American citizen live according to what’s in that man-made book.
So I don’t much care about all of this religious crap on why it’s OK to treat people with a lack of respect, civility and equality. Just like you, I can advocate for laws to deal with this issue, and I think that by presenting a cogent, polite, and well-thought out argument for LGBT rights, we will persevere over hateful demands based on biblical gobbledigook.
I live an honest, righteous, kind, considerate life. I take care of my family members, try to love my friends and neighbors, and care for neglected animals. If God says I’m out of heaven because I care about LGBT people, then so be it.