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• Feminists Launch ‘Topless Jihad Day’ to Protest Islamic Opression

  April 5, 2013 at 8:36pm

  I do mine own little “Protest Islamic Opression” in Orlando
  I go to the Mall of Milliena (sp)
  There is a long bench in front of Bloomingdale’s and there are just islamic muslim males
  I sit on the bench with them . They get annoyed and uncomfortable and they can’t do cr@p
  I LOVE IT

• Liberal Critics Slam ‘G.I. Joe’ Movie as ‘Anti-Obama Conservative’s Fantasy’

  March 31, 2013 at 4:45pm

  I’ll be seeing the movie NOW
  since the democraps, ******** and progesspukes hate it

  I hope the rock takes his shirt alot to make up for james craville;s sand viper face
  I like bruce willis

• TV Show ‘Wife Swap’ Sets Up Tea Party Christian With Polyamorous Family: Guess Who Ends Up Looking Reasonable

  March 30, 2013 at 3:43pm

  Just wait until Angela Chris Envy catch Ashley in bed with their daughter
  or Ashley in bed their son

  Those pervs want to bang children

  Those lovely STDs -the gift that never quits giving

  Hope, the Envy children are future Tea Party members

• ‘I Enjoy Vagina’ and Other Scenes/Signs Outside the Supreme Court Same-Sex Marriage Hearing

  March 27, 2013 at 9:16pm

  My gay agenda

  Saturday morning, go to a nation pet store

  Upset the little red MALE dachshund who loves all females ( human, dog, cat, old , young, attractive, ugly)

  He walks up to you wagging his tail and then he stops and does a U-turn

  a true store- my dachshund has gaydar

• Conspiracy Theorists Actually Claim This Video Shows Obama Secret Service Agent Is an ‘Alien Shape-Shifter’

  March 20, 2013 at 7:43pm

  In reply to wilbstal.

  We can hire Jango Fett to hit with a poison dart or

  I can gas up the Falcon and we fly to DC and take care of the problem
  I have extra lightsabers for everyone and We have the approval of the Jedi Council (;

• Which A-List Hollywood Actor Could Play Moses in the Upcoming Film ‘Exodus’?

  March 19, 2013 at 8:13pm

  Oded Fehr would make a great Moses
  he was the good looking desert warrior in the mummy movies

  he is Jewish and Israeli
  he is talented , HOT and straight (still married to his first wife)
  he has a built-in female fan base

  oded

• Kansas City Mayor Did Not Expect This to Happen During His State of the City Address

  March 19, 2013 at 8:03pm

  In reply to Rayseafus.

  and, she is not an obama supporter

  she is classy and smart

• Man Dressed as Giant Vagina Interrupts Pro-Life Event: ‘We Are the Defenders of the C**t’

  March 18, 2013 at 2:30pm

  this is the only time that c(_)m stain will ever get into a woman’s c(_)nt

• Loyal German Shepherd Prevents Owner From Committing Suicide

  March 7, 2013 at 6:04pm

  In reply to Gonzo.

  Gonzo
  Sorry about your dog’s passing

  remember, the dogs waiting in shelters who need homes and a friend

• Oscar Winner Delivers Hilariously Honest Press Conference After Win: ‘I Did a Shot Before…’

  February 25, 2013 at 3:25pm

  In reply to Barbieboop.

  I missed the bond boys, too

  I LOVED DAME BASSEY REALLY SINGING GOLDFINGER
  I want her to sing the next bond theme song

  She kicks arse