What day is it?
Monday – Putin is a SLOB
Tuesday – We have to work with Putin
Wednesday – Putin is a dummy and he eats funny
Thursday – Putin is our friend and we need to deal with him
Friday – Putin is a liar and a moron
Saturday – We need to replace Putin so we are going to war with Turkey (oops Russia – really?)
Sunday – Putin should be the new vice president
And Bob was heard to say – “Hey I never noticed this flaw in the Operating System” …………
right before the meeting.
 April 27, 2016 at 4:41pm
Thinning out the gene pool –
 April 27, 2016 at 4:35pm
Agree — MY kids know who fought the war — – they even know who won!
They know how to shoot a gun — change their oil – fix a flat and back up a trailer —
And my kids are GIRLS –
 April 27, 2016 at 2:47pm
80% of the students in America can’t tell you who fought in the Civil War
72% of the students in America can’t tell you who the current Vice President is
45% of the students in America can’t do their multiplication tables
61% of the students in America can’t tell you who fought in World War II
Progressives are responsible for the DUMBING OF AMERICA — and I blame them fully for it.
No, I assure you, there are no shortage of red neck kids who don't think they need that thar edumucation.
And their parents are voting Republican.
ERIC, "80% of the students in America can’t tell you who fought in the Civil War"
And 99% of US amerikans do not know that there was no such thing as a "Civil War" in America.
"Progressives are responsible for the DUMBING OF AMERICA — and I blame them fully for it."
Disagree. I blame the parents who accept the idea that it is the government's responsibility to "educate" their children. It is not. It is the parent's responsibility to educate their own children.
 April 27, 2016 at 12:04pm
There are two windows
Over the first window is a sign that says “The government is supposed to take care of you and give you all that you need to exist”
The other window has a sign that says “You are supposed to take care of you. The Government is there ONLY as a necessary evil to protect your right to take care of yourself”
Guess which window has the longer line?
We’re screwed as long as politicians can BUY votes with my money.
 April 27, 2016 at 11:44am
Hillary had to RETURN $200,000 worth of stolen white house furniture.
Hillary ignored calls for support and got 4 people brutally killed and then LIED about it
Hillary has laundered COUNTLESS MILLIONS of dollars for what anyone would consider “Favors”
She had taken advantage of VERY shady deals that netted her millions
Her husband is an accused RAPIST and she helped cover that up
Hillary considered herself a COMMUNIST in early years
She wiped her GOVERNMENT server to cover up what I would suspect are emails about selling favors for “Speaking Fees” –
She and Bill made $76,000 a DAY in 2015 selling speeches – 27 MILLION in 2015 alone.
And she is the FRONTRUNNER??? SOMEONE PLEASE WAKE ME UP !!!!!
Good points Eric, I would like to add:
Obama is a follower of Saul Alinksky, but Hillary was actually on Saul’s payroll as a full time employee!
Voters don't care; don't even want to know, or even worse, defend her and her serial rapist hubby. They hate conservatives and republicans more than they love the country.
 April 26, 2016 at 7:27pm
I KNOW WHAT THEY SHOULD DO!!!!
REGISTER YOUR PET so they can take TAXES out on your pet —
And NO ASSAULT PETS —
No pets that hold any more than 7 barks or meows —
And you can’t give your pet away – you have to bring your pet to a registered pet dealer where they can do a background check
TAX the pets really high so that only criminals will have pets
Start “Pet Free” zones where you can be safe
No black scary pets
No concealed pets
No open carry pets
But if you have a bear as a pet — you cant have one with arms —
….because everyone knows we don’t have any right to bear arms
Anyone want to second that amendment?
I had a male Rottie.
One insurance company wouldn't give me homeowners insurance because he was an "aggressive breed". I suggested they should give me a discount since he was an inside dog and would dramatically lower the possibilities of a theft.
It would have been funny if some PETA fool came to set him free. Even in old age his face would light up whenever the kids were around. He WANTED to be here.
Dogs (especially) and man have a symbiotic relationship. Regardless of their function, they serve a function for us and we then serve them.
 April 26, 2016 at 7:23pm
But – Trump has words — he had good words – his words are the best words — anyone else who uses words is a stupid slob. (How’d I do with my Trump impersonation?)
 April 26, 2016 at 6:51pm
I think Bernie should do it — !!!!
And Trump TOO —
And CRUZ too!!!!
Let ALL of them run as independent and then the PEOPLE will decide!!!!
No, if all of them ran, nobody would get an electoral majority and the House of Representatives would decide.
Good idea. And if the Republican controlled house has to decide, who would they pick? Cruz (Republican), trump(Democrat), Clinton(Democrat), or Bernie(Socialist)? I think Cruz.
April 26, 2016 at 2:57pm
HEY EVERYONE — LOOK — a SHINY OBJECT !!!
Don’t notice that my other hand in in your wallet – in your schools – in your government – in you life – in your everything……… JUST NOTICE THE SHINY OBJECT — !!
OOOooooOOOOooooooOOOOOooooo…. . . .. . . . .
You are being SCREWED and all you care about is stopping an isolated incident where some nutcase wants to dress up like a girl and use the girls bathroom? Pathetic that you are all so stupid that you set the hook YOURSELF and tug tug tug JUST to make sure it’s set REAL GOOD before you go off looking for the next shiny object.
What will it be? —
How about a CHILD — yeah that’s it — a CHILD gets ZIKA and it could have been prevented if she didn’t live in Moscow Idaho ……
or maybe a WALLMART employee who needs to have special attention because he has narcolepsy.
Or maybe a construction worker who fell from a building because of Hillary Clinton bumper sticker –
Or maybe . . .. . . . . ..
 April 26, 2016 at 2:04pm
The REASON Dems are changing and voting for Trump is to get HIM to be the candidate who goes against Hillary.
Trump is the only one that Hillary can beat — – -
 April 26, 2016 at 2:01pm
Neither will I – I am not fooled by shiny objects.
 April 26, 2016 at 2:00pm
I refuse to pick between a 70 year old criminal communist who wiped her server clean because of all the emails about laundered billions and who is responsible for more deaths than Charlie Manson and who’s husband is an accused rapist and probably a pedophile as well — and a game show host bully who can’t put sentences together or keep a thought without calling someone a bad name.
I will vote for ANYONE but those two –
Agree as well Eric….I just can’t for the life of me understand the lure of Trump. He’s thinned skinned. He has a nasty disposition, foul mouthed, relatively no substance. He’s cheated on his wives, all 3 of them. Failed in business, and if the establishment doesn’t want him, what good is going to do with the current republican congress? Donated more money to the democrats but also the republicans. He wants essentially obamacare just under a different name, bigger government, repeats only the obvious bad items but never offers solutions in detail…are people just in a groupthink mentality? Can’t Trump folks have a single thought on their own? Do you Trmpsters really want Melania as a first lady when she barely put 2 words together? What a FN joke!
I guess you'll be writing in a candidate won't you?
 April 26, 2016 at 1:06pm
Sorry – I am not voting for someone who is SO CRASS that he has to call people names like a 10 year old.
What a slob —
What a jerk —
Lying Ted —
Little Marco —
He is an ASS — and as he MIGHT be right twice a day – like a broken clock — I will NEVER vote for him.
- Ever —
All this from a guy who said “I have words. My words are good words. I have the best words” —–
Did I say 10 years old? — OK maybe that’s stretching it
Should be required reading for all the Trumpanzees
What about Rafael degrading Donald about his hands a couple days ago? Kind of crass like a 10 year old, don't ya think?
Don the con thinks "bigly" of himself all narcissists do and I to will never vote for that prog.
99% of you Cruztians call other people names. Including you, just now. So obviously you are both dishonest and a hypocrite.
Could never vote for Trump either as I refuse to have blood on my hands. Obviously true with Clinton too. If Trump ends up the Nominee, I will vote the Republican slate, then un-click Trump at the top of the ticket.
2, 3, maybe 4 years out, we will see the true result of a Trump win as the weight of the what will be known as the "Great Great Super Depression on 2020" settles in.
I refuse to pick between a 70 year old criminal communist who wiped her server clean because of all the emails about laundered billions and who is responsible for more deaths than Charlie Manson and who's husband is an accused rapist and probably a pedophile as well --- and a game show host bully who can't put sentences together or keep a thought without calling someone a bad name.
I will vote for ANYONE but those two --
Agree...no class for the highest office he wishes to hold
This is the media's last great push for the most progressive viable Republican candidate. They do this every cycle. The media would rather have the progressive Daffy Don the con than the proven conservative Cruz.
The media knows Trump's history. The media knows Trump.
Says he won't vote for someone because of name-calling
Then proceeds to name-call. Gotta love the mind of a Cruz Cultist
wow! i hope you typed that message in your safe zone basement cupcake.
Thomas Jefferson, when in campaign battle, accused President Adams “… of having a “hideous hermaphroditical character.”
In return, Adams’ men called Vice President Jefferson “a mean-spirited, low-lived fellow, the son of a half-breed Indian squaw, sired by a Virginia mulatto father.”
Two peas in a pod. You're made for each other!
Your choice will come down to an ego maniac or a dyed in the wool shrill commie femanazi fascist. I’ll take the ego maniac if it comes down to it. I don’t care how puerile his comments are as long as he keeps two promises: Immigration enforcement and putting a conservative originalist on the SCOTUS to replace Scalia.
I think the #Nevers are going to decide this election though. Just depends on if there are more #Never Hilary or more #Never Trump.
It's called branding. Look it up. It's been pretty successful and put everyone of Trumps opponents on defense after being branded. Rubio tried to hit back with the small hands thing and Trump played it off and it went away. Trump is a business man, so he uses the tool he knows best to fight with, Branding a product, or in this case a person. No need to take it personal, it's a tool nothing more.
It must be nice for Trump and his defenders to "feel" as though they have 50% of the GOP vote. I'm sure that 50% will make them "feel" confident if they face Clinton/Warren and the "War on Women" campaign. But then again truth has no place in a Trump world, just "feelings & insults".
Remember last week when the campaign manager said it was all an act.
The crass part is the act,
Not the policy part
There is not another candidate in recent memory, not either Clinton, or Cheney, or Gore, or Bush, or Obama, that the media has despised and openly admitted the wanting to harm and destroy the reputation of, like they have Donald Trump.
This includes Cruz and the Republican establishment that have taken up the falsehood that Trump is a liberal.
Cruz supporters are allied with every leftist group picketing Trump
So who are the real liberals?
If he's winning, why's he still campaigning and attacking his opponents? Clinton is still debating sanders even though she's more secure in her lead.
Trump Sucks, He won't debate but He will whine.
@Rob - exactly. What does he get out of it. Cruz needs this not Trump. TRUMP 2016!
Because the people have a right to know his positions on issues instead of just hearing platitudes.
Trump! Debate Kasich!!!!
He's got just as much a chance of winning as Cruz.
@Rob and newpubic, you think he's better then Cruz? Well you should want to prove it to us. Or are you real scared to have to admit your LGBT Trumpkin sucks in more ways then one?
The American people need it! It would be really refreshing , for once this election cycle, to have substantive debate on the real issues facing America. However, Trump can’t be trained on how to use a TelePrompTer in time. His new group of handlers don’t want to risk Don the Con exposing just how truely ignorant he is on everything that isn’t about himself. I ~~~TrusTED!
Why? He has better things to do than waste his time with a loser.
Good to see I'm not the only one who says the same thing. Let's keep this up Eric. Keep the chant.
BUT ALAS. TRUMP WON'T. ------ Because he's a coward as well as a wussy.
 April 25, 2016 at 2:39pm
Id bake them a cake with tons of salt and make it REALLY expensive and maybe add a couple of “special ingredients” of my own –
Yeah Eric, I’d put a pound of Ex-lax in it so’s they’d be squirting corn on each other on their wedding night.
STOP!! How am I supposed to control my bladder when you make comments like that??
(Awesome and funny ones that is! LOL!!)
Then tell the judge that you had to do it because you are such a good Christian, and see how much sympathy that gets you.
I would piss in it. F them!
Oh boy! I got a thumbs down 'cuz I loved Eric_The_Red_State's comment! Neg away! I thought it was funny!! Keep 'em comin' Eric!
I know, it’s fun to pretend, but if you bake a cake with "special ingredients" you’ll have food safety so far up your bum it’s not even funny.
Sure, if you want to lose your bakery over stuff like that, go ahead. But they’ll be laughing in the end.
Yes, once they see the price you will quote they may just decide to order pizza and than let the action start all over again.
[-1] April 25, 2016 at 12:13pm
Really — I do not care about Prince — or Billy Joel – -or Lindsey Lohan — or anyone else that made money by being “famous” —