User Profile: ErikInHell


Member Since: April 05, 2013

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  • April 17, 2014 at 9:00am

    The last time my son was bullied, he asked the bully, “Did my fist hurt your face?” That poor bully picked the wrong victim.

  • April 11, 2014 at 4:08pm

    Makes me wish I could throw up on a canvas and sell it. It’s not art unless it’s a depiction of a beautiful redheaded woman.

  • April 11, 2014 at 4:00pm

    You’ve already proven your point. The crime was in Spokane WA.

  • April 11, 2014 at 3:56pm

    Seems to me that the warning shot should have hit one perp, causing the others to give up.

  • April 11, 2014 at 11:47am

    The simple way to fix this problem, don’t send your kids to these schools. Once the staff starts taking pay cuts, they’ll wisen up to what people want.

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  • April 11, 2014 at 11:22am

    Here are the qualifications for president: You have to be a natural born citizen, have spent the last 14 years in the country, and you have to be at least 35 years old.

    After that, you have to get enough votes. I think the woman has a good head on her shoulders and will give her soul to have this country be the best in the world. The current president wants to remake the country to right all his perceived wrongs this country has done.

  • February 21, 2014 at 11:59am

    Love the hat. Go TEA party!!

  • February 3, 2014 at 7:29pm

    On average, it takes 3 generations for people to lose their native language after coming to America. I’m a 5th generation American, and my dad still spoke enough German to get by.

  • February 3, 2014 at 7:23pm

    This is what happens when idiots make commercials. Instead, if they would have had kids singing America the Beautiful in their native languages, then finishing the song together in English, it would have been a hit.

    Let’s face it, unless you belong to a native tribe, you’re an immigrant or descendant of an immigrant. The difference, and I speak of my family only, is my family came here to be Americans, not German-Americans. I have no problem with immigration, as long as it’s done legally, and those immigrants come here to be Americans.

  • January 24, 2014 at 9:20am

    Never forget, the left are the people who use political correctness as a weapon, while they are the grossest offenders themselves.

  • January 23, 2014 at 1:13pm

    Mike Rowe for President!!! Not a politician, just a guy. A guy that just want to work and get the job done. Don’t forget the most important qualification for President, he doesn’t seem to want that job. He doesn’t even have to be a natural citizen, as that question was obviously chucked out in 2008.

  • January 20, 2014 at 3:07pm

    This reminds me of the anti-smoking laws that were forced on bars and restaurants. We had a non-smoking sports bar in my area that was doing great business. They advertised their non-smoking policy all the time. Now, they lost their own little niche due to the overzealous politicians, as all bars and restaurants are now non-smoking. Now, you can’t even have a cigar bar in my state.

  • January 20, 2014 at 1:08pm

    This is why all my passwords are in ancient Arameic.

  • January 2, 2014 at 4:06pm

    It’s because no one has a sense of humor anymore.

    Men, men, men, men,
    Men, men, men, men…

    It’s great to be on a ship with men
    And sail across the sea-o,
    We don’t know where we’ll land or when,
    But it’s great to be with men.
    (It’s great to be with men)

    ‘Cause men can sweat and men can stink
    And no one seems to care-o,
    We’ll throw the dishes in the sink
    And clog the drain with hair-o
    (And clog the drain with hair-o)

    Men, men, men,
    It’s a ship all filled with men,
    So batten down the ladies’ room,
    There’s no one here but men!
    Men, men, men, men
    Men, men, men, men…

    There’s men above and men below
    And men down in the galley,
    There’s Butch and Spike and Buzz and Biff
    And one guy we call Sally!
    (and one guy we call Sally!)

    Men, men, men,
    It’s a ship all filled with men,
    You’ll never have to lift the seat,
    There’s no one here but men!

    Men, men, men, men
    Men, men, men, men…

    We’re men and friends until the end
    And none of us are sissies,
    At night we sleep in separate beds
    And blow each other kissies!
    (and blow each other kissies!)

    Men, men, men,
    It’s a ship all filled with men,
    So throw your rubbers overboard,
    There’s no one here but men!

    Amen (pronounced “Ahhhhh, men!”)

  • December 24, 2013 at 9:34am

    Of course Santa Claus is white. Sorry, but the PC, “Santa Claus shouldn’t be white” crap annoys me, so here’s a little factual, as I know it, history lesson.

    During the conversion of Europe to Christianity, the newly converted always kept part of their historical winter/Yule/solstice celebrations. The Christian St. Nicolas, who dropped a donation through a window and into a sock hung by a fire, the German Kris Kringle, who delievered elven made toys to children and was granted immortality, and the Norse Odin, who would give treats to children from his goat driven sleigh, were combined with other European traditions into the modern day Santa Claus. Even Coca-Cola provided the current image of Santa in this country. There is nothing wrong with this, it’s just the way things are.

    Christmas is a time of sharing and celebration. If you want to incorporate Santa into your traditional celebration, and change him a bit to suit your culture, we who like the story and tradition of Santa will gladly share him. Just please don’t tell us we have to change our traditions to suit you.

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  • December 12, 2013 at 11:07am

    My son? I watched my son play nose guard on his pee wee football teams. He wanted to play NG. I watched him pick up and body slam a QB in a playoff game. He played within the rules, always, and he always played to win. That is the most important reason to involve your kids in activities like sports; you teach them to compete and win. He’s not a baseball fan, but I would fear for the base runner going up against my kid, as he would be coached to expect the base runner to try and run him over, and he’d find a way to win.

  • November 22, 2013 at 1:39pm

    You’re seeing their true colors now. As they are still lying to us, the stupid will not see them for what they are until the stupid are affected by this law.

  • November 22, 2013 at 1:36pm

    Keaton, you’re kidding, right? The administration is supposed to enforce the laws as written by congress. If you are politically involved as I think you might be, you’ll remember the argument over the ‘line item veto’ which would have allowed a president to veto out parts of laws he didn’t like, instead of the entire law. This is as if obama, and just obama, had a dictatorial ‘line item veto’ whch allows him to change, enforce/not enforce, or ignore certain laws. He is not constitutionally authorized to change any law, and he is constitutionally required to enforce laws as written. As he is not, he is derilict in his office and should be impeached.

  • October 21, 2013 at 11:56pm

    We are not losing our country because people are watching football. We are losing our country because people are willfully ignorant of their government and founding documents. They don’t want to know what is going on in Redskindia because it’s boring (BTW, I am now calling DC ‘Redskindia’ due to the PC jerks that refuse to use the Redskin’s name when talking about football).

  • October 14, 2013 at 3:53pm

    I had a guy do that to me at a hockey game. Lucky for me, it was a lofted puck, but it landed behind me in my seat. The guy behind me grabbed it before I could sit back and trap it. I would have complained if he hadn’t given it to a kid behind him. I’ve been hit 3 times and I have yet to get the puck. I’d hand the puck to a kid anyway.