User Profile: ewoodard


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  • [16] October 18, 2014 at 9:46am

    the gods of the copybook headings return.

    You know darn well that the whole idea behind this fiasco was to eliminate the need for culling the deer population with firearms, and thus any need for firearms..
    probably funded by the CDC and only cost 7 billion dollars, of stimulus money.

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  • [13] October 18, 2014 at 6:56am

    So teachers, heres how it is. If you are white and protect a black kid from bullying, you are racist. If you dont protect the black kid from being bullied, you are racist. If you complain about being found to be racist, you are racist. If you are by some chance found not to be racist, you are just good at hiding your racism, which only a racist could do, which proves that you are racist.

  • [3] October 17, 2014 at 12:10pm

    Actually, I am a little relieved. I thought he’d appoint Van Jones. A democrat election crook is slightly less bad, but I am waiting to find out how Bush’s global warming caused Ebola to be racist, and what this guy is going to do about transgender issues.

  • [16] October 17, 2014 at 11:42am

    Good for him! By the way, here in Virginia, most clerks outside of the cities have just stopped marrying people. They have to issue a license, but most have stopped performing any actual ceremony for anyone.

    By the way, that’s the next step for this. Sodomites will start going to big, rich churches and demand to be married, and then suing for discrimination. Of course, they will only do this to white Christians, not black ones, nor mosques. So, here is a suggested wedding ceremony:

    Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today because the government has forced me to act like I am marrying these two violent, disease ridden f***ts/d**ks. These two threatened to sue us and close our doors unless I acted like I married them. Thinking that ministering to my flock for the other 364 days per year is better than not ministering to them at all, I’m forced to do this. Let’s review what God said about homosexuality. (Fill in bible verses) That done, do you take this other violent, disease ridden f*****t/d***e as your spouse? (repeat Inversely) I now pronounce you married in the sight of the Government. May God have mercy on your souls. Now get out.

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  • [37] October 16, 2014 at 6:04pm

    idiots-what do you think Obamacare was all about? Let me splain it to you-you voted for a pay cut. Well, here it is! You now get to pay for what you previously got for free. If you don’t buy it, you get charged for it anyway by the IRS, who will keep your tax refund. If you do buy it, it costs TWICE as much, and only covers birthing, heart problems, and cancer. Just about everything else you have to pay for out of your pocket. You voted for this. By the way, your current insurance policy will be cancelled, so that when you have a doctor bill, your insurance company will refuse to pay, and you have to pay it because even though you paid for a new policy, they can’t find it because this happened to everyone and they are way behind. God help you if you need a $2,000 CT scan or something, as you either pay or you don’t get it. This is what you voted for, and this is what you are getting. Stop complaining and get out of the streets. You are the author of your own misfortune, and no one ha any sympathy for you whatsoever, because your vote screwed us.

  • [6] October 16, 2014 at 4:54pm

    Translation: Democrat has plan to employ other democrats doing pretty much nothing other than talk about voting for democrats and giving money to democrats needs money to do it.

  • [1] October 16, 2014 at 4:45pm

    So they are not going to stop the easy way out because people will then use a more difficult one? Now we know why the border fence has not been built- it inconveniences foreigners. Great…..

  • [1] October 16, 2014 at 1:31pm

    All anyone has to do is take a ibuprofen to lower their fever and get right past any screening. Let’s face it- that’s what you do even if you don’t suspect you have Ebola.

    There is a decent argument that the 1347-1350 plague that wiped out half of Eurasia was Ebola, not bubonic plague.

    I heard on the radio that Brazil has an Ebola case now. That’s curious, General Dempsey was worried about all of Central America decamping north, and Ebola shows up SOUTH of central America. Nahhhh just a coincidence, like Lois Lerner’s emails.

    But I feel confident that Brazil, being a progressive, modern land with a fantastic health care system will be more than prepared for it. /sarc/

    Interesting statistic: A soldier had a 6.7 percent chance of getting killed (not wounded) in the Civil War.
    A soldier had a 2% chance of getting killed in WWII. Based on CURRENT stats, that latter is the same death chance of our troops in or going to Ebolaland.

  • [4] October 16, 2014 at 1:12pm

    They just can’t abide having all of those ignrnt Christians celebrating Christ publicly every December, reminding them every year that they are heathens and that God will judge them for their wickedness.

    I say we send a letter to the Freedom From Religion Foundation reporting every democrat with lights, a tree, or who gives any sort of present.

  • [3] October 15, 2014 at 4:45pm

    This is a crock. We were hearing rumors that they had found WMD. The NYT and the rest of the Red Channels were deeming that “not news” to fit their narrative. Now, 10 years later, we find that it is true and the Red Channels have the nerve to blame the Pentagon for the censorship. Why would anyone give the NTY or any other Red media outlet a nickel?

  • [1] October 15, 2014 at 12:57pm

    I think what’s going on here is that the First Comrade has decided that the US is a “citizen of the world” rather than a sovereign nation with its own interests. If Africa and Central/South America/anywhere else suck, it is America’s duty (because of past exploitation) to allow them to come here for a better life, where they will vote for the democrats who let them in. This explains both the Aztec invasion and the obstinate refusal to isolate Ebolaland.

    This idiot was on a couple of days ago saying that a travel ban would “allow it to spread.” I thought that made no sense then, and Megyn has developed what he meant-it will spread more in Africa, and more negroes will die. Clearly, the government’s position is that a Americans must be sacrificed to save Africans. This is consistent with sending our troops there. It’s all about stopping Ebola in in Africa. Think I’m a little out there? The same sort of people killed off half a million of their own people to free ***** slaves 150 years ago. The same sort of people allow the carnage in Chicago every weekend, and the festering boil of Detroit. The same sort of people withhold water in California from millions so that insignificant fish will live. When YOU get Ebola, feel comforted by the fact that your death did absolutely nothing to prevent a death in Africa. (sarc)

  • [1] October 14, 2014 at 10:37am

    The biggest crock that I have heard is that quarantining Africa will help spread the disease. Well, probably in equatorial Africa, but between Ebola and Aids they are pretty much doomed anyway. Sorry, but that’s the way it is. This issue is whether the governments quarnatine, or the people do it. The people are GONNA do it sooner or later, whether the gov’ts like it or not. What we should all want to avoid is the government forcing the people NOT to quarantine, which is pretty much the road we are on.

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  • [12] October 14, 2014 at 10:05am

    So the Prophet’s banging the 12 year old was a good idea, right? Sex with children is one of those cherished parts that you refuse to cast aside? So let’s talk about the sex with animals part after I put a frame made out of bacon around my picture of Mohammed.

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  • [5] October 14, 2014 at 9:56am

    Racism! Racism! Pretty soon some Subcontinentals are going to start screaming racism, as it was their good luck symbol before the Nazis took it over and, well, gave it a bad spin. Also, what about the poor Rickenbacker car owners? Guess what it had as a hood ornament. Scrimination Scrimination!! Let’s get that Kentucky Human Rights Commission involved and send everyone to the Malcolm X Institute for Diversity Training!

  • [4] October 13, 2014 at 10:11am

    The Human Rights Commission has utterly no power to do anything but investigate as far as I can tell. Their website says they investigate “discriminiation” and have ‘contracts” with assorted federal agencies. It looks to me line a pointless federally funded gestapo full of democrats. .

  • [13] October 13, 2014 at 10:03am

    Lexington-Fayette Urban County Human Rights Commission? What the heck is that? By what authority do they order anyone to do anything?

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  • [18] October 10, 2014 at 4:41pm

    They are reporting that 4000 have died. At a 50% mortality rate, that means another 8,000 are infected, all in Ebolerland. I did some arithmetic based on the number of known cases and we can anticipate that of the 3,000 American troops we send, about 2% can be expected to get it, and (let’s hope) a 1% death rate. That’s what-60 will get it and 30 will die? All assuming that it does not spread out of the American Expeditionary Ebola Force (AEEF). Note that the First Comrade sends 3000 men to the African Death infested jungles of the Dark Continent, but NOT ONE MAN to the southern border.

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  • [18] October 10, 2014 at 10:43am

    Colmes is and always has been a pantywaist coward. He’s first and foremost against violence of any kind, because he’s never had to confront senseless violence. He thinks he can find common understanding and unity with those who get their jollies watching him die. In the end, he’ll just surrender to whatever they want.

  • [2] October 9, 2014 at 4:53pm

    Brian Wilson actually got out a whole coherent sentence!

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  • October 9, 2014 at 3:17pm

    I never bought into the whole rapture thing. No matter how many times I read the bible, it does not say to me that there will be a mass poof of bodies into heaven. I think what the scriptures mean is that for those who believe, their spirit ascends into heaven without the difficulty of death. Heaven is not really for the body, is it? Christ repeatedly teaches that we must resist the temptations of the body. In other words, God made us with certain biological imperatives; those imperatives do good things, but they can also lead to problems, for example: the biological imperative drives men to propagate the species, but not with another man’s wife, says God. As another example, the biological imperative drives us to survive, but God says not to steal to do it. God has already installed the message in the body; he speaks to the spirit to control the myriad problems that may arise out of that.

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