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• See Video of Afghan Authorities Setting a Staggering 24 Tons of Illegal Drugs on Fire

  October 14, 2012 at 6:41pm

  You folks know that your everyday poppy that you plant in your flower bed has opium don’t you? All you have to do it cut the seed pod and collect the sap when it seeps out.

• Yet Another CEO Asks Employees to Vote Romney for Sake of the Company (And Their Jobs)

  October 14, 2012 at 6:15pm

  I love guys like this and Adam Carolla. I work my employees like slaves and pay them minimum wage but keep them working harder and harder because they are afraid of losing their jobs. Most of them will be fired eventually anyway so that I don’t have to pay out any retirement benefits and of course they all work part time to reduce my exposure to paying out benefits. I am laughing all the way to the bank. I’ll probably retire before I reach 50 years old while these losers will be working all their live long days. I’m teaching them one of life’s most important lessons. If you want to work hard and get ahead you better be working for yourself because if you work for me you are just making ME rich. Hahahahaha, so many suckers in this life.

• Even Martha Raddatz Thinks Joe Biden’s Performance Was ‘Too Big’

  October 14, 2012 at 4:02pm

  Joe Biden reminded me of Sid Haig in The Devil’s Rejects. “What’s a matter kid, don’t ya like clowns?”

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• Ann Coulter Explains Her Initial Support of Christie Over Romney: ‘Briefly I Admit I Ran Off With a Biker’

  October 13, 2012 at 6:07pm

  Her and Lyle Lovett ought to get together.

  Two of the longest horse faces on earth, they could say stuff like, “Neigh whinny whinny neigh”.

• Bumble Bee Tuna Plant Worker Cooked to Death in ‘Steamer Machine’

  October 13, 2012 at 4:34pm

  He had just baited his hook and was about to cast into the vat to catch a fish for his family when his foot slipped, he fell in and the lid automatically closed.

  His last words were, “Jesus! It’s like a sauna in here.”

• Students Set Up Sting With Fake Facebook Page That Gets ‘Creepy’ IT Employee Fired

  October 13, 2012 at 3:24pm

  In reply to statutoryape.

  Be careful, YOU may be the victim of a sting. Take this internet porno girl, Felicity Fey, she is over 18 so it’s safe to click on her images right? WRONG. Some of the images of her on the internet are being used by the cops as bait for under 18 stings. That means that even though she is over 18 if you click on the wrong image of her you’ll be on the cops list of people to watch and you’ll never get off that list.

  felicityfey.com. CUSTODIAN OF RECORDS – U.S.C. TITLE 18, SECTION 2257 COMPLIANCE In compliance with United States

• Iowa Baby’s Numbers Come Up 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14

  October 13, 2012 at 12:10pm

  Devil child

• Krauthammer Zings Biden’s Smirks: His Debate Prep Was Watching ‘The Shining’ on Repeat

  October 13, 2012 at 10:59am

  I have nothing against sour puss faced Farthammer but Farthammer can’t smile. Do an image search, he can raise the corners of his mouth in a remote semblance of a smile but that’s about it.

  No grin is possible for Farthammer.

• Jaw-Dropping Video: Cleveland Bus Driver Uppercuts, Mercilessly Beats Female Unruly Passenger

  October 12, 2012 at 12:18pm

  In reply to nonliberal.

  That’s funny. I bet a televised wrestling match between the presidential contenders would be the highest rated show ever.

• Krauthammer Nails the Outcome of the VP Debate in One Simple Statement

  October 12, 2012 at 12:41am

  Farthammer