Drive away. Best option. Let him go to the trouble of dismounting and walking over then just drive off with a flip of the middle finger.
 July 23, 2015 at 4:02pm
The Jade Helm score is currently tied at 6 all.
 July 23, 2015 at 1:54pm
Proximity to a sun is nice, but it’s earth’s magnectic field that truly makes abundant life possible at all here. So what’s the magnetic field strength of this distant planet?
I’ll bet the universe that even subtle shifts in our magnetic field over time is what drives any notion of “climate change”. It’s simple… A weaker field means higher solar radiation enters earth’s atmosphere.
July 08, 2014 – Earth’s magnetic field, which protects the planet from huge blasts of deadly solar radiation, has been weakening over the past six months, according to data collected by a European Space Agency (ESA) satellite array called Swarm.
The biggest weak spots in the magnetic field — which extends 370,000 miles (600,000 kilometers) above the planet’s surface — have sprung up over the Western Hemisphere, while the field has strengthened over areas like the southern Indian Ocean, according to the magnetometers onboard the Swarm satellites — three separate satellites floating in tandem.
The scientists who conducted the study are still unsure why the magnetic field is weakening, but one likely reason is that Earth’s magnetic poles are getting ready to flip, said Rune Floberghagen, the ESA’s Swarm mission manager. In fact, the data suggest magnetic north is moving toward Siberia.
“Such a flip is not instantaneous, but would take many hundred if not a few thousand years,” Floberghagen told Live Science.
 July 23, 2015 at 1:38am
From Hell Hwy? Zero Freedom Lane? Castration Court? Yo Momma Road?
 July 23, 2015 at 1:34am
I’m as certain as I can be that “screw you” is plenty gender neutral enough. Especially for unicorns and other things that don’t really exist.
 July 22, 2015 at 2:17pm
For a second I thought he was in the passenger seat.
 July 21, 2015 at 4:46pm
Nice to see al franken at the committee table trying to make his farts silent farts instead of noisy farts.
Nice to see other members of the committee looking down at the pre-written statement because they are too stupid to look at the man when he speaks and comprehend what he is saying.
Sure would be nice to see America again at some point.
I laugh whenever I hear that name. What I’d like to know is if he could talk just a little faster and then maybe no one could understand him at all -- which would be a good thing. Perfect example of a black racist.
Marc Lamont hill, PhD in african-american studies. Temple U's second most famous graduate - assuming you don't count Mark Levin.
Btw, Levin long time Steven Smith fan. First as sportscaster, but friend and political simpatico after a couple of on-air chat sessions.
credit as due... takes some stones to put your career on the line by speaking the truth.
Marc Lamont Hill, PhD in African-American studies, thinks it’s unfair that black people are incarcerated at a higher rate than white people. If “black on black” violent crime was not prosecuted, would the incarceration rate between blacks & non-blacks, become more equal? If so, prisons might not be overcrowded, the murder rate by blacks might statistically decline, there would be fewer black felons & thereby, we could show an increase in the number of people eligible to vote.(Those in the cemetery vote anyway.) Marc Lamont Hill must be a smart man.
 July 21, 2015 at 4:05pm
I think the idiots in this 1.8% are about the same as the idiots in the general population’s 20% of idiots.
With the U.S. average credit score at 687 (which is pathetic), I’d like to know what the average credit score is of this 1.8%.
 July 21, 2015 at 1:06pm
The only possible improvement would have been an accompaniment of a dozen guys playing the Jew’s Harp (jaw harp).
[-1] July 20, 2015 at 11:11pm
Make me wonder if his cell had sketches of hillary as a young girl.
July 20, 2015 at 11:09pm
Maybe that’s his golf club?
Barry could relate to that.
 July 20, 2015 at 11:07pm
Perhaps the squatter was shot while sitting on the toilet wiping his butt and posed no immediate threat.
In which case the shooter could be charged with turder in the 2nd degree.