LOL Just think if he's dentures fell out, would've been a great blooper.
 May 25, 2015 at 7:49am
Here is a line in the story that has me scratching my head ” The islamic state has billions in the bank”… Which bank would a terrorist group pick to open up a little savings account ??? Here is an easy fix… Tell the IRS that this terrorist group is actually a group of hard working conservatives and blamo…When Mo-hamid walks into First Terrorist slavings and loan with his little blue passbook and sez to berka barbie. I want to transfer billions to Pock-e-ston, berka barbie replies” Mo, all you have in your account is one zero ”
THIS IS F-ING INSANE THAT ANY TERRORIST GROUP HAS A BANK ACCOUNT WITH MONEY IN IT !!!!!!!!!!!
The currency they deal in is goats. Can't put that in a bank.
there have been reports they have gold and silver and are minting coins, gold and silver hard currency talks much more than 1st world paper promissory notes
 May 23, 2015 at 8:59am
The democrat party is the communist party. The republican party is nothing more than the MENTALLY CHALLENGED WING OF THE democRAT PARTY… McConnel admitted he is Bronko Bama’s point man. And lets not forget John Boehner. Can he talk without slurring his speach??? I guess happy hour never ends in DC…
 April 8, 2015 at 4:54pm
Look at the other P.O.S. sitting there ( no not the president)… Hint he ran last time as a big conservative??? Isn’t that Orins Hatch ( R-ino)… And another thing about the guy wearing a polo shirt…how dare a mere working class peasant show up in work clothes in the presence of such greatness… F the ruling class….
April 2, 2015 at 2:31pm
Don’t worry the Republicans have their best rinos on the case… Captain Obvious and his trusty side kick goober…
Sens. John McCain of Arizona and Lindsey Graham of South Carolina said in a statement. “At every step, the Iranians appear intent on retaining the capacity to achieve a nuclear weapon.”
 April 2, 2015 at 1:52pm
Maybe if I’m lucky the last thing I get to watch on my big flat screen TV is Iran launching an EMP attack on the USA before we all go AMISH !!! I can see it now… Bronko Bama telling the military NOT to shoot down the missile… He doesn’t want to violate the Iranian mullahs CIVIL RIGHTS !!!!
What do you expect … The GOP is the MENTALLY CHALLENGED wing of the DemocRAT party… Hey I can’t wait for 2016… Is it going to be the Jebster or Crispy cream on the GOP ticket???
 January 29, 2015 at 11:55am
Allow me to translate the ramblings of a drunk… I have been drinking Long Island Ice Tea’s when I go to parties for as long as I can remember… Therefore I am TEA PARTY !!!
 January 16, 2015 at 5:20pm
Forget blasting music to torture guests at Club Gitmo… Loop this f-ed up video and tape their eye lids open. Hell they would tell you how many sheep and goats they romanced… Damn I forgot they are sending everyone home from Club G rested up and ready to kill INFIDELS and romance livestock when Christan girls aren’t available to rape…
 January 16, 2015 at 5:12pm
I’m surprised Hanoi John Kerry didn’t serve hors d’oeuvres during his musical freak show. Everyone knows the French love wine and cheese so I’m thinking something all American… Like finger sandwiches from the finest organic American cheese slices and wash it down with an American original… Boones Farm strawberry wine. I hear 11-2014 was a fantastic month for that wine…
[-2] January 10, 2015 at 10:23am
Progressive Rino dream team… Romney and McCain, they can run as Mittens and the Maverick !!! That would be just fantastic!!! They could be co-presidents!!! And to fill the co- vice slots on the ticket we could get … Jeb Bush and Mike Huckabee as…The Jebster and the Huckster !!! Wow would this be great… we could have open borders amnesty and common core indoctrination but with the Republican seal of approval not the evil democRATS version !!! That makes me all warm and fuzzy …
Of course Mittens is going to run,its his turn now… He did his part clearing the field in the Republican primary of 2012 by knee capping all candidates and then rolled over for Bronko Bama… Think about it, Mittins kicked Bronko a$$ in the first debate then rolled over in the next two ??? Sitting there watching the only thing I could say was WTF !!! Remember kids the progressive rinos want big government also and why not let Bronko build it and take the blame. The rinos are looking forward to getting the ” Keys to the Machine ” that was built in the last 8 years by the democRATS with the help of Johnny Bonner… Remember the rinos ran everything the first 6 years of Jorge Bush and couldn’t spend enough of the tax payers money!!!
 December 28, 2014 at 7:25am
AHHHH YES… Nothing to see here folks… Just a large group of Democrats from the Great Society success story that is Wilkinsburg having a Community Organizing meeting.
 October 26, 2014 at 8:17am
Hey Ministry of Truth … you really need to cut Hanoi John Kerry some slack. He has much,much more important business to attend to like meeting with Sir Elton the Fabulous about personal problems…John is afraid he has contracted something from constantly bending over and grabbing his ankles for every terrorist org in the middle east… http://weaselzippers.us/203490-john-kerry-meets-with-elton-john-after-refusing-to-meet-with-israeli-defense-minister/
The main thing he has to talk to Sir Elton about is lets say ” the back door area” saying that he has been bending over so much it feels like they ripped the screen door off !!! The camel jockeys are gentle but man you can tell the goat herders they are really ruff !!! Know any good rectologists???
 October 3, 2014 at 4:55pm
You gotta love open borders…We will finally get real zombies for Halloween !!! And … if we are lucky, Marshal law for Christmas to control the walking dead… NEVER LET A GOOD CRISIS GO TO WASTE !!! HOW PROGRESSIVE !!! ( D) = Party of Saul Alinsky… (R)= Mentally challenged wing of the Democrat party