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• Republican Strategist: No More Ideas ‘Right Out of Rush Limbaugh’s Dream Journal’

  November 19, 2012 at 1:16pm

  In reply to FredPJones.

  Sweet Lord, you really think anyone needs to detail the various fibs, outright lies, misstatements, inaccuracies and other bits of baloney that have flown out of Rusty’s piehole?

  It’s not like people haven’t written ENTIRE BOOKS outlining the gibberish that drips from his grease trap of a mouth.

  Take five seconds on your computer machine and find 500 examples.

  You can agree with Rush or disagree with him in terms of your overall political position, but anyone who pretends he’s anything more than a political comic is delusional.

  And that delusion hurts us all. Because his crazy jabber becomes symbolic of conservative thinking. And because some among us who aren’t all that bright (and who have toddler-level senses of humor) actually think the windbag is onto something.

  All he’s onto is making a chunk of change by telling some us what we wanna hear.

• Unholy War: FFRF Sues the IRS & Wages Attack Against Billy Graham Over Religious Groups’ Alleged Political Endorsements

  November 19, 2012 at 12:57pm

  I’m not a big fan of those commie churches preaching their social gospel nonsense.

  But I’m not a big fan of the evangelical types yammering about their view of values and **wink wink** how you should vote for ‘em.

  To tell you the truth, I think organized religion is 90% bunk and 10% of what the Good Lord intended. I wish they’d all shut the heck up.

  That doesn’t mean anyone should let loose the federal dogs on the pulpits, though.

  How ’bout a compromise? Let everyone talk about how they think Jesus or Whoever would vote and to actively encourage folks to vote for the candidate of that church’s faith… But, kill the tax exemption.

  Everyone on equal footing.

• Wasserman Schultz Mocks Republican Caucus For Being ‘Whiter & More Male’ Than Democrats

  November 19, 2012 at 12:49pm

  For what it’s worth, I think she’s kinda cute. I know Glenn & Co. pick unflattering photos of the gal, but if you peek around at some other shots, she ain’t half-bad in the looks department.

  She’s a crazy, lying pinko, though. That basically erases any cute she may have!

• Republican Strategist: No More Ideas ‘Right Out of Rush Limbaugh’s Dream Journal’

  November 19, 2012 at 11:44am

  Rusty Limbaugh is a windbag and he does more harm than good.

  Congratulations to tubby for finding a way to turn nonsense jibber-jabber into big barrels of cash. He’s one heckuva entrepreneur. He has enough greenbacks stuffed into his oversized undies to afford plenty of trips to the Caribbean with duffle bags stuffed with lovemaking pills and God-knows-what-else you bring with you when you’re planning on picking up Spanish-speaking kiddos for post-pina colada funny business sessions!

  Woo hoo. Rush has an audience and makes some dough!

  He’s still a jabbering fool.

  It’s easy to sorta like the chubby fella when you agree with the general gist of his positions, but if you ever listen with even a shred of objectivity or even a partial grounding in reality, his radio program will make you reach for the ol’ vomit bag. It’s a festival of his morbidly obese ego and it’s filled with the kind of half-truth that sets back real, solid conservative folks a country mile.

  We all roll our eyes when those commie comedians make wisecracks, but for some reason, plenty of us are willing to gleefully giggle when this Missouri babbler gets into character and spews his silliness along with his greasy spittle and chunks of ham sandwich!

  What’s the difference between that Garafalo girl and Rush Limbaugh? I’d say a pair of headlights, but big ol’ Rushy probably has that covered.

• Allen West’s Challenger Declares Victory After Election Officials Miss Reporting Deadline

  November 18, 2012 at 4:25pm

  In reply to FredPJones.

  Samwise ain’t so wise.

  Baseball, not football. Ol’ Dutch Reagan woulda known the difference. Most men do, my friend.

  And I am not saying “walk away from getting wildly ripped off”. I’m saying that if you can’t beat the other guy by enough for everyone to know it, you didn’t do well enough. I’m saying that you can’t avoid the human element of things and that people blow calls. You gotta play well enough to beat the other fella and to cover any umpire goofs that might come your way.

  Why are you so sensitive about Irish and black?

  Allen West should’ve won. He didn’t. And now his whining and that of his dead-end supporters is making him look worse than a regular looser. He’s beginning to look like a crybaby, too.

  Maybe next time he’ll run harder and smarter. And win. I hope so!

• Obama Took a Photo With Olympic Gymnast McKayla Maroney & Neither Were Impressed

  November 18, 2012 at 4:17pm

  Obama? Whatever. He’s in the picture. He’s the President. I don’t think all that highly of the man, but so be it.

  The gymnastics girl? Now, she’s a cutie! I hope she had a fun day at the White House, I thank her for giving her best to the US Olympic team, and I hope she decides to vote Republican until she’s my age and older.

  Someone in here remarked about her forearms. I’ve never been all that interested in arms. I like gymnasts, though. They have spectacular physiques! Hubba hubba! And that one has a cute face to go with her creamy white skin! Hubba hubba Dubbla!

• Allen West’s Challenger Declares Victory After Election Officials Miss Reporting Deadline

  November 18, 2012 at 4:05pm

  Let’s try some honesty here. Col. West lost this election. That’s a fact, buddies. He is over with and the folks down there in the Sunshine State clearly decided it was time to go with the Irishman over the black man.

  Was it close? Well, of course it was close! But West lost.

  Was their chicanery and foolishness? Maybe so. Did all of these recounters, counters, bean-counters, politicals and judges muddy the water and such? Probably so!

  But when I used to play a little hardball back in the old days, our coach advised us to keep our mouths shut when it came to our gripes with the umps. They called it a strike instead of a ball? They called you out when you were safe? Tough, kid. Them’s the breaks! He told us that in order to win, you had to play well enough to overcome the bad calls and the goofs that the umps might make. If you lose, it’s your own fault because you didn’t do well enough to cover the margin.

  Allen West didn’t get enough votes to clearly beat some random Irish guy in Florida. Allen West, who a lot of y’all love and who the tea partying folks seemingly adore, couldn’t decisively whip this Murpy guy?

  Heck, if Allen West needs recounts and such to pull 1 vote ahead, he deserved to lose. He’s blaming the umps for losing the game because of a blown call at second in the sixth inning.

  I hate to see the man lose, but all of this girlish whining is unbecoming for an officer, a gentleman, a republican, a man.

• College Golf Coach Explodes After Tournament, Delivers Insanely Profane Rant to Players You Have to Hear to Believe: ‘F**king Hunky-Dory’

  November 9, 2012 at 8:36pm

  In reply to jungle J.

  I wouldn’t have the patience to coach.

  But if you believe the whole “he who can’t…teaches” thing, well, I’d make a great coach!

  I did once serve as an emergency stand-in swimming coach for an afternoon. Mainly just held a clipboard and served as a “responsible adult”. Little did anyone there know, I nearly drown in a bathtub!

• Romney Was ‘Shell-Shocked’ After Learning of Election Loss, Aides Say: ‘It Was Like a Sucker Punch’

  November 9, 2012 at 8:13pm

  I used my vote to support Mr. Mitt Romney and I would’ve used a few other votes if I had them available to me!

  Nonetheless, I did so knowing full well that the die was cast and that Barrack Hussein Obama was a prohibitive favorite.

  If Mr. Romney really thought he was a sure thing going into the election, he isn’t as bright as I thought him to be.

  The numbers were bad for the Good Guys going in… The idea of anyone being surprised by a loss? Well, that just shows that some folks weren’t paying much attention.

  If you’re angry about Tuesday, that makes sense. If you were suprised… Well, that just makes you a bit of a buffoon. Even if you are on the right side of things.

  Let me talk about the photo accompanying this article. Ann Romney is a bit of a cutie! That’s all I’m gonna say about that!

• College Golf Coach Explodes After Tournament, Delivers Insanely Profane Rant to Players You Have to Hear to Believe: ‘F**king Hunky-Dory’

  November 9, 2012 at 8:04pm

  In reply to jungle J.

  Animal? I don’t think that’s necessarily the case.

  Now, Coach did a little more F-bombing than what we’re accustomed to hearing on a regular Friday, but he was a coach in a locker room, not a hostess in a short skirt and heels.

  Sometimes, you gotta get a little riled up to inspire the athletes.

  Then again, he is a GOLF coach, and I’m not sure if the kind of kids who are playing golf on scholarship are really leathery enough to withstand the rough language.

  When I was playing hardball way back when, our coach would cuss like a battleship’s worth of drunken sailors. And he didn’t hold back from the occasional slap upside the head.

  As far as I know, not one of us boys died as a result of his efforts. In fact, some of us remember the old man fondly. And we won quite a few ballgames, I’ll note.

  If a liberal was running the athletic conference, they wouldn’t need to worry, by the way. They’d just average every teams’ score and would then commence to handing out First Place Tie/You Showed Up trophies to everyone.

  What’s happening with the guy wearing that long sleeved white shirt under his golfing shirt, by the way? I do believe that’s a fashion faux pas–whether you teach at a Methodist school, a Catholic institution or even in a Mosque!