I love these judges that get up and say, “Read the ballot.” What good is reading the ballot if it’s 1,000 candidates, and you don’t have two days and two lawyers to find out who’s on it after you read the ballot.
(((loosely translating Mr. Conyers favorite quote)))
December 13, 2013 at 10:35pm
Cruz “You can’t even look me in straight in the eye can you?”
December 13, 2013 at 1:50pm
“we don’t have no lights at all”……….What’s the problem then?
If you “don’t” have “no lights”, that means you HAVE lights!
“I do not surrender my reason or deal with men who surrender theirs. I have nothing to gain from fools or cowards; I have no benefits to seek from human vices: from stupidity, dishonesty or fear. The only value men can offer me is the work of their mind.”
Hey Ed….we have nothing to gain from a debate with you!
July 24, 2013 at 9:09am
Anytime I’m asked for my name where I don’t need to give an ID, I tell them John Galt.
July 23, 2013 at 11:24pm
Just like how he described Rush in his audio CD (Weapon of A.S.S. Destruction), I’ll say the same about Zo:
Alfonzo Rachel is so cool, he could walk up to the melting polar ice caps…tell them to chill…and they’s listen to him.
July 23, 2013 at 11:38am
I was just at the FreedomWorks event in Hilton Head Island, SC with Matt Kibbe and NOT ONE PERSON IN THE ROOM wants Lindsey Graham re-elected.
We need EVERYONE’S help across the country to help DEFEAT Lindsey Graham….Just like everyone helped Ted Cruz get elected in Texas!
He is not representing our voices in South Carolina…
He has outlived his usefulness in Washington DC…..
He is WAYYYY to buddy-buddy with John McCain and other Progressives….
He MUST NOT BE RE-ELECTED!!!!!!!!!!!!
I will move to S.C. to get rid of Lindsey Graham. What good is it to control the Senate if we are stuck with the likes of Graham, McCain, Collins, etc.? Time to take out the trash!
February 22, 2013 at 6:25pm
“We are in the kitchen today, boys & girls, to make a healthy meal called Duck a l’Orange. But since we don’t have any duck, I’ve asked our friend Big Bird to sacrifice for the collective good and help us out.”
December 20, 2012 at 11:31am
While the moat & alligator idea is ok…moats can start to smell and alligators aren’t agile.
I’m thinking about an aquarium like area with the top open around the entire school and have sharks with freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads. It could also double as a tourist attraction to gain revenue for the school which could help by books and computers.
Either that or have a pressurized chamber at the lone entrance to the building that everyone has to stand in while being vetted by a panel of 9 administration officials. If this person doesn’t get a majority of “thumb’s up”, the chamber will then automatically vaporize the individual. This way, you don’t have to install retractable steel walls everywhere, and thus….saving money which can be spent on books and computers.
Anytime Uncle Milty is mentioned, I’ve got to give a big shout-out to TheBlaze! Kudos!
November 9, 2012 at 7:39pm
“Hey man…Sorry bout all those gaffes.” (((Hugs Obama))) “Whatta you say we now give them the whole load?”
October 7, 2012 at 10:17pm
Congrats Crow. You nailed it!
September 28, 2012 at 9:13pm
“I……I……I……I know ya’ll want to hear about what really happened in Benghazi, and if it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail about that.”
August 12, 2012 at 10:24pm
Is there any way you and/or your sister could get 2 other Dems or family/friends to vote for Romney/Ryan in November. Or is there anyone you know who’s on the fence that you could say, “Look. My sister is a registered Democrat and she realizes as a lot of other Americans, that we can’t afford another 4 years of this current Administration so she’s willing to vote for the Republican ticket this year”?
And if so…ask them to find 2 other people and so on and so on.
It’s great to have her aboard and we PROMISE to keep Romney & Ryan’s feet to the fire when they are elected!
June 16, 2012 at 8:25pm
I hope that TheBlaze will feature some of AlfonZo Rachel’s opinion pieces and insights. Not only does he bring his talents & a unique voice to Conservatives, but his analogies, logic and reasoning are fresh and HILARIOUS! PJMedia has a great contributor in Zo, and I hope TheBlaze, Mercury Radio Arts, or GBTV will bring his fresh perspectives to audiences.
If you liked Andrew Klavan, you’ll love AlfonZo Rachel and ZoNation!
Love, love, love Alfonzo! Check out some of his videos on youtube.com/zonation.
June 2, 2012 at 9:43pm
I almost spit out my drink all over my computer! This HAS TO win because every kid has tried this joke on someone at sometime in their life. JUBIE has my vote!
April 14, 2012 at 1:12am
Kudos Kip and thanks to Mytheos Holt & TheBlaze for showing a little love to us caddies! I caddy there full time and have had to chase them away on #4, #6, especially the par 3 #7, #10, as well as the ones on #15. And for all you tourists……take all the pictures you want but PLEASE do not feed them.
November 26, 2011 at 8:05pm
Free To Choose by Milton Friedman!!! (However, it may be above his reading level)
October 8, 2011 at 10:46pm
I’m going the other way on this one. “Pony up to the bar where you can hear Art Laffer tell tales from the 1980′s and how simple it would be to do it again.”
First of all, all of us are imperfect. Nikki is really a very nice woman and she didn’t really mean it. Besides, she’s very passionate about it, and it was the product of an emotional discussion. We should all remember that this is not the sum total of her particular work. I know you’d like to focus on language, but we should focus on the actions we can take to grow the economy and create jobs, instead of focusing on Kabuki theater. :)