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• Caption that photo!: Michelle Obama and Big Bird

  February 22, 2013 at 6:25pm

  “We are in the kitchen today, boys & girls, to make a healthy meal called Duck a l’Orange. But since we don’t have any duck, I’ve asked our friend Big Bird to sacrifice for the collective good and help us out.”

• Retractable steel walls? Here are some other ideas to secure our schools

  December 20, 2012 at 11:31am

  While the moat & alligator idea is ok…moats can start to smell and alligators aren’t agile.

  I’m thinking about an aquarium like area with the top open around the entire school and have sharks with freakin’ laser beams attached to their heads. It could also double as a tourist attraction to gain revenue for the school which could help by books and computers.

  Either that or have a pressurized chamber at the lone entrance to the building that everyone has to stand in while being vetted by a panel of 9 administration officials. If this person doesn’t get a majority of “thumb’s up”, the chamber will then automatically vaporize the individual. This way, you don’t have to install retractable steel walls everywhere, and thus….saving money which can be spent on books and computers.

• ‘Capitalism Doesn’t Work for Everyone’: This Is the Limbaugh Monologue GOP Consultants Will Hate

  November 20, 2012 at 7:56pm

  Anytime Uncle Milty is mentioned, I’ve got to give a big shout-out to TheBlaze! Kudos!

• Caption that photo!: election night

  November 9, 2012 at 7:39pm

  “Hey man…Sorry bout all those gaffes.” (((Hugs Obama))) “Whatta you say we now give them the whole load?”

• Caption that photo!: The winner

  October 7, 2012 at 10:17pm

  In reply to thecrow2123.

  Congrats Crow. You nailed it!

• Caption that photo!: Barack Obama

  September 28, 2012 at 9:13pm

  “I……I……I……I know ya’ll want to hear about what really happened in Benghazi, and if it weren’t so hot, I’d go into detail about that.”

• Massive Crowd Welcomes Romney-Ryan to Wisconsin, Drowns Out Heckler With ‘USA!’ Chant

  August 12, 2012 at 10:24pm

  In reply to MatrixRedPill.

  @MatrixRedPill……

  Is there any way you and/or your sister could get 2 other Dems or family/friends to vote for Romney/Ryan in November. Or is there anyone you know who’s on the fence that you could say, “Look. My sister is a registered Democrat and she realizes as a lot of other Americans, that we can’t afford another 4 years of this current Administration so she’s willing to vote for the Republican ticket this year”?

  And if so…ask them to find 2 other people and so on and so on.

  It’s great to have her aboard and we PROMISE to keep Romney & Ryan’s feet to the fire when they are elected!

• Alfonzo Rachel and Ava Aston: National anthem – ‘Red White and a Lil’ Blusey’

  June 16, 2012 at 8:25pm

  I hope that TheBlaze will feature some of AlfonZo Rachel’s opinion pieces and insights. Not only does he bring his talents & a unique voice to Conservatives, but his analogies, logic and reasoning are fresh and HILARIOUS! PJMedia has a great contributor in Zo, and I hope TheBlaze, Mercury Radio Arts, or GBTV will bring his fresh perspectives to audiences.

  If you liked Andrew Klavan, you’ll love AlfonZo Rachel and ZoNation!

• Caption that photo!: Barack Obama

  June 2, 2012 at 9:43pm

  In reply to Jubie.

  I almost spit out my drink all over my computer! This HAS TO win because every kid has tried this joke on someone at sometime in their life. JUBIE has my vote!

• Golf Caddie Takes on Live Adult Alligator

  April 14, 2012 at 1:12am

  Kudos Kip and thanks to Mytheos Holt & TheBlaze for showing a little love to us caddies! I caddy there full time and have had to chase them away on #4, #6, especially the par 3 #7, #10, as well as the ones on #15. And for all you tourists……take all the pictures you want but PLEASE do not feed them.