Well lady, it’s an easy problem to solve. Burn the city down!
 May 22, 2015 at 3:55pm
I’d like to see her in a Skoal commercial. She wouldn’t even need to take a dip.
 May 21, 2015 at 11:13am
Repeat after me. This is my pistol, this is my gun. This one’s for fightin’ and this one is for fun.
 May 20, 2015 at 9:57pm
What’s up with all these crazy proposals? What happened to a romantic candle light dinner at a nice restaurant? Or the back seat of a 65 fastback mustang at the drive-in movie theater? I wish I still had that car. I’ve still got the woman
Yes! We did the romantic restaurant AND the 65 red convertible mustang. Totalled the car; still got the the guy. :)
[-1] May 19, 2015 at 9:48pm
Sounds like she’s great wife and mother. with that sparkle in her husbands eye, #7 must be….She can suck start a Harley.
 May 19, 2015 at 2:56pm
There’s no mention of a rope, so he wasn’t hog tied. The guy hog taped him. I tape thee to be my lawful prisoner until arrest do us part. I do
 May 18, 2015 at 8:39am
Well good for them. Bail them out so they can get back to looting and destroying other peoples property. I think Jay Z and Beyonce should take it a step farther and invite all the thugs they bail out to come and live in their neighborhood.
Looks like the daddy is white. I'm calling it now… it's a hate crime. How could he?
Suuprise! Dat dude whos says he pulls out...diddnt pulls out afters alll
Sounds like she was in denial more than she didn't know she was pregnant. She misses 7 periods straight and doesn't think to piss on a stick? She has other signs like gaining weight and feeling something move in her stomach, and she doesn't know she's pregnant?
She was shocked because she had not symptoms?
Yet, she had ALL of the symptoms.
Hmmmm. I wonder if she passed junior-high life science and high-school biology? But even if she passed, she certainly didn't learn the basic material.
Isn't that Maury Po-b*tch's sole reason for existence?
 April 21, 2015 at 7:50am
That’s why people shouldn’t yell, HEADS UP!!
April 17, 2015 at 1:27pm
Man I hope his water don’t break while he’s hung up in there. I know he’s due any day now.
Nothing new for blacks. It’s just “African Americans” being African.
 April 7, 2015 at 12:54pm
Years ago I got off work at noon and came home and caught my ex wife in the sack with another man. I’m pretty sure he was running that fast down the street when I showed him the dangerous end of my shotgun.
It’s shameful and disgusting that American troops have to turn tail and run because of a pos Commander in Chief. We have the most powerful military in the world and the weakest president in history. Great work Odumbo, the whole world is laughing at us.
I suppose you would prefer another Bataan Death March.
Where ever our Troops go, please do not let Obama know of their location.
My guess is, Obama is pretty mad right now, he is looking for the General that gave the evacuation order. This was suppose to be a skillet shooting success for ISIS at the cost of a 100 of our Nations finest.
Thank you Lord for protecting them.
Frog: I hope our troops were able to take their rifles with them. I mean, if they were issued any to begin with?
You gotta admit that our "Supreme Leader" is truly a military genius
(and that's without any training or experience) pretty impressive oh Supreme Leader
And by the way, today France and even Germany (possibly the UK as well) came out against Supreme Leader's deal with Iran.
“I have Al Qaeda on the run folks, and I killed Bin Laden all by myself.”
“I just found out through the AP this morning, like all you folks, I misspoke. Our military are the ones I have on the run, but what difference does it make.”
QUOTE: " 'Al Qaeda has been decimated,' Obama said during a campaign rally....."
QUOTE: "Obama Has Touted Al Qaeda’s Demise 32 Times since Benghazi Attack...."
FLASHBACK: Obama: Al Qaeda is on ‘a path to defeat’
oh, this list can go on and on and on and on....how many more months before we have a REAL president again???? WE NEED RONALD REAGAN BACK!!!!! (the only one that seems to fit those shoes are Trey, who is not running, and Cruz who probably is.....perhaps Scott Walker....all the rest are RINOs or worse.)
 March 17, 2015 at 12:09pm
The word Obama makes me see red. Banana makes me see yellow. Spring makes me see green. I have to start mowing the grass with my John Deere.