User Profile: Frogginit


Member Since: March 24, 2011


  • [14] July 21, 2014 at 5:21pm

    Brave cop. I wouldn’t get that close to a Gorilla.

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  • [46] July 20, 2014 at 11:05am

    I’m proud of Obama the same way I’m proud of Charles Manson, Jefrey Dahmer, Chavez and Castro.

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  • [86] July 18, 2014 at 5:21pm

    Does this orange suit make my lips look big?

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  • [4] July 18, 2014 at 5:19pm

    I don’t throw punches in a situation like that. My 45 caliber does the knock down for me.

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  • [103] July 17, 2014 at 10:22pm

    I slapped a woman 44 years ago about 6 months after I married her. Later when I was lying on the couch watching tv I ate a cast iron table leg off an old antique coffee table. I’m still married to her, but I sure as hell never slapped her again.

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  • [1] July 16, 2014 at 9:45pm

    It had to be a line drive unless this guy was a girlie man.

  • [1] July 14, 2014 at 5:41pm

    That looked more like a big bottle rocket. I could do more damage with my shotgun.

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  • [4] July 12, 2014 at 10:23pm

    You’re driving down the road and somebody slams on their brakes. You hit them in the a**. It’s your fault. End of story. Try it once and see who gets the ticket.

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  • [8] July 12, 2014 at 10:07pm

    So don’t slam on your brakes huh. If somebody points what you think is a real gun at you from another car, you’re going to do the quickest thing you can think of to get away from it. The person that caused the wreck is the one who hit her from behind. They should have had their car under control. Obviously following too close or not paying attention or both.

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  • [17] July 9, 2014 at 10:46pm

    I got a nude picture of my wife and the text said, I don’t believe I’m doing this. I wonder if that was meant for me.

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  • [5] June 27, 2014 at 5:02pm

    I landed a 65 mustang fastback on a railroad track kind of like that one night. My stool was in my pants.

  • [3] June 26, 2014 at 10:44pm

    Don’t they have hoodies on Zoltron?

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  • [1] June 21, 2014 at 5:42pm

    So who gives a sh**?

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  • [93] June 20, 2014 at 9:11pm

    The alligator was the smartest one in the crowd.

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  • [-6] June 12, 2014 at 6:36pm

    I tried to save my virginity for the woman I would marry, but by the time I was 14 I just couldn’t wait any longer.

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  • [-2] June 10, 2014 at 9:17pm

    I might get excited if the plane is at 5000 ft. and the motorcycle jumps it. otherwise no biggie.

  • [13] June 10, 2014 at 1:59pm

    There’s no error in the tweet. Read it and think about what it says. We made the major error when we elected dumbo.

  • [1] June 4, 2014 at 9:32pm

    It looked like a Kamikaze slider

  • [-1] June 2, 2014 at 7:36pm

    I said something about a swallow to my wife and she called me bird brain.

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  • [3] May 29, 2014 at 4:32pm

    That looks kinda like me after my wedding night.