User Profile: Frogginit


Member Since: March 24, 2011


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  • [12] March 24, 2015 at 12:00pm

    The doctor said to my dad, you have cancer and you have Alzheimer’s. He said, thank God it’s not cancer.

  • [3] March 24, 2015 at 8:21am

    They don’t know nuthin.

  • [32] March 22, 2015 at 2:15pm

    I read it and then hit myself with my stun gun just so I could feel some shock.

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  • [54] March 21, 2015 at 12:51pm

    It’s shameful and disgusting that American troops have to turn tail and run because of a pos Commander in Chief. We have the most powerful military in the world and the weakest president in history. Great work Odumbo, the whole world is laughing at us.

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  • [5] March 17, 2015 at 12:09pm

    The word Obama makes me see red. Banana makes me see yellow. Spring makes me see green. I have to start mowing the grass with my John Deere.

  • [8] March 11, 2015 at 12:58am

    “Peaked” is what Obama did on his first day in office. He’s been going south ever since.

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  • [26] March 10, 2015 at 7:29pm

    That reminds me of a $75 parking ticket I received in the mail from Chicago. Trouble is, I had only been to Chicago one time 25 years before I got the ticket. It took about a month to get them to drop it even though I proved that me or my car couldn’t possible have been there on the day they said I was.

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  • [18] March 2, 2015 at 8:40pm

    I wonder if Obama realizes how stupid one must be to trust Iran? I wonder if he knows how stupid the people are that trust him? Iran will halt their nuclear program when Israel blows their ass off the map.

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  • [13] March 1, 2015 at 8:18pm

    I blinked 4 times.

  • [13] February 21, 2015 at 10:43am

    Wait until I do it on my pogo stick while eating a cheeseburger and smoking a legal joint in winter with ice on the bridge.

  • [3] February 19, 2015 at 3:30pm

    That virtual exchange program must be what he used to fix the economy.

  • [6] February 16, 2015 at 7:26pm

    That’s me and somebody’s wife. And I didn’t ask her to marry me, I ask her to please stop following me around. One night was enough.

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  • [91] February 13, 2015 at 5:19pm

    Sometimes man can be a dogs best friend.

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  • [75] February 6, 2015 at 10:14pm

    I doubt that we will ever see a hospital in the US do something like that. They’d sue his ass for everything he owns. Plus the bill would be $261,000

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  • [3] February 4, 2015 at 6:42pm

    Brian Williams needs to hook up with Anderson Cooper and they could keep each others mouth occupied so they wouldn’t say anything stupid.

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  • [-2] February 2, 2015 at 5:41pm

    Hey, back off! He was raping my Poodle

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  • [92] February 2, 2015 at 5:38pm

    Why don’t he go to Ferguson and return all the stuff that his brotha’s looted?

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  • [9] February 1, 2015 at 9:38am

    I hope the priest don’t lose it and have a melt down.

  • [10] January 30, 2015 at 4:45pm

    It looks like about 10 pounds of mountain oysters hang on the back end. Of course that could be a Texas wart

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  • [6] January 27, 2015 at 2:03pm

    If they were shell casing pencils, they would’ve had lead. Then the TSA would’ve said, hell no!

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