User Profile: gatman7

Member Since: December 11, 2012


  • December 11, 2012 at 2:14pm

    If Santa Claus were a Democrat, his elves wouldn’t make toys. They’d loot them from rich kids and toy stores. If Santa were a Republican, he’d deport all the elves back to Middle Earth.

    So Santa must be a libertarian.

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