A fifth a night and somehow able to quit cold turkey? Wow, just wow. Good on him. Wish i could bottle his will power; every time I stop I always wind up starting again. Some folks are just stronger than other I guess. Good on him.
If it’s not too hard for Mr. Green Motorcycle to get an ID, then it’s not too hard for anyone else to do the same. This should finally settle the mandatory voter ID argument once and for all.
March 31, 2015 at 5:22pm
“We’ve got a regime who’s never quite kept their word about anything,” he said. “I just don’t understand why we’d sign an agreement with a group of people who, in my opinion, have no intention of keeping their word.”
Waitaminute. Who is he talking about? Iran or the obama administration?
 March 31, 2015 at 5:15pm
EYEING? There’s no eyeing! THERE’S NO EYEING IN HOCKEY!!
 March 27, 2015 at 4:37pm
 March 25, 2015 at 5:02pm
LOVE your avatar! Had to “save picture as” and then blow it up in order to be able to read it, but it was worth the effort.
 March 25, 2015 at 2:35pm
And whaddaya want to bet that every single member of the firing squad would demand that, contrary to standard procedure, there NOT be one blank round amongst the other live rounds?
 March 24, 2015 at 5:25pm
That’s the first thing his new cellie is going to say to him: “Hello, Kitty.”
The second?: “Drop ‘em and bend over.”
March 24, 2015 at 5:05pm
Zombie movies are like pizza – - even when they’re bad, they’re still pretty good. SyFy is essentially just Domino’s or Papa John’s :)
 March 24, 2015 at 5:02pm
Beat me to it. Cuz dontcha know that to survive all 5 seasons of the zombie apocalypse with only minimal washing, you’ll need a pair or two of 200 dollar jeans.
March 24, 2015 at 1:29pm
I can’t hardly wait until she finds out there’s a history of bone cancer in her family!
 March 23, 2015 at 5:24pm
Funny possum story to share:
A couple of years ago, there was a possum that would come up on my deck at night to scrounge through the shells and peanut bits left behind by the squirrels that I (used to:) feed. Fun during the day but drove the cats and dog nuts at night.
Enough was enough. I bought one of those live traps and set it up on the deck. He showed up and got himself caught within about 15 minutes after dusk the first night it was set.
There’s a forest preserve just down the road, so I grabbed the trap from the deck, put it in the back of the Jeep and headed that way. A little ways down the road I started wondering “What if this guy pees or poops in the cage out of fear while we’re headed to the preserve?” I didn’t want to deal with that so I decided to let him out next to a dumpster behind an office complex. Watched him scurry away, drove home and went to bed.
Turns out that:
1. When I later told the story to a friend, she in formed me that it’s apparently illegal to release wild game into the (supposed to be a place that protects wild game) forest preserve.
2. The forest preserve road runs thru/next to Argonne National Lab. And the night I set my critter free was the night before Obama was due to visit the lab.
So just imagine me pulling to the side of the road, turning off my lights, taking a shiny metal object out of the back of my vehicle and heading toward the woods – - – - I’d likely have had a half dozen or so red dots dancing around my chest!
March 23, 2015 at 4:37pm
My bad. Posted before reading thru the comments. You beat me to it by about an hour and a half.
 March 23, 2015 at 4:26pm
Of course Obama gets down on his knees. Five times a day. Facing toward mecca.
It has been really hard to accept this but there isn't any denying it now. Our President is a sympathizer at the minimum. Sad but true.
 March 20, 2015 at 5:15pm
“If Hillary gets to decide which of her emails are important, then I get to decide which stories are important!! Stomp! Stomp stomp! Stomp stomp stomp!!!”
Careful now, if you upset his precious little heart, he’ll take his crayons and jacks and just up and leave the press conference!
 March 19, 2015 at 4:36pm
BTW – I tracked down the folks who made the counter video to the Everytown Against Guns domestic violence ad and contacted them asking them to do so again. I sent a link to this article and suggested they check out TheMasterKey’s comment as an excellent example of a pre-written script. Here’s hoping they do it!
Simple solution: Just use actors to play the confused young girls, just like these anti-gunners very likely did for the “customers” in their video.
Seriously, tho – Somebody HAS to make MasterKey’s idea of a counter video. Anyone remember the name of the outfit that made the counter video to the domestic violence commercial? The one where in the counter video, the terrified woman uses a gun to protect herself and blow away her abusive ex? They’d be the perfect ones to take this on; they’ve got experience in fighting back against anti-gun videos.
 March 19, 2015 at 10:39am
Plus with Boehner, there’s also an incentive to cry :)
 March 19, 2015 at 9:40am
Yup. Back in the day, it was a popular tactic of “professional” wrestlers to dig a thumbnail cut into their forehead. Just a teeny little cut but lots of blood. Made for some great fake TV.