User Profile: Gonzo


Member Since: September 01, 2010


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  • [5] October 21, 2014 at 10:38am

    Mr. Ziffle had a hog in Green Acres…and a vet can’t have a service dog?
    (Sorry, but it WAS low hanging fruit.)

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  • [7] October 21, 2014 at 10:34am

    Mom is too nice a person to tell you what a douchebag you are Nilly. Me, not so much.

  • [6] October 21, 2014 at 10:30am

    What Mastice said.

  • [28] October 21, 2014 at 10:09am

    OK, the statement ” Jesus’ teachings are “as close to Marxism as it gets.” ” lets me know right off the bat that he does not understand Jesus’ message…that and the fact he’s in a satanic cult.

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  • [-1] October 21, 2014 at 10:02am

    Phones were attached to the wall by a wire in 1970. Today, I guess you could, if you were interested enough to bother. I’m not.

  • [1] October 21, 2014 at 10:00am

    Sewing up a rainbow flag, Foo?

  • [4] October 21, 2014 at 9:47am

    I need more info, the upper East side is an extremely high rent district. Could she not afford a less desirable address, has she no family? What is the rest of the story?

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  • [14] October 21, 2014 at 9:22am

    Thank you Lord, for sparing this good woman.

  • [1] October 21, 2014 at 9:20am

    I remember the viewing box trick from grade school. Let me see if I can Google the date. March 7th, 1970. I remember I was in school, but it wasn’t terribly cold. That looks like the most likely one pre ’75.

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  • [3] October 21, 2014 at 9:14am

    Auntie, if you played, it would spit out Stalin.

  • [290] October 21, 2014 at 8:29am

    I don’t think enough young women have been taught that you don’t have to be raunchy to be sexy. Despite what she is trying to project, Sadie is far sexier than say a Miley Cyrus who tries to get raunchier with every performance. Watch and learn young ladies.

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  • [2] October 21, 2014 at 8:20am

    LOL, they want to make sure you’re being politically correct.

  • [3] October 21, 2014 at 7:57am

    What are you talking about Snow? He actually told the truth for once!

  • [11] October 21, 2014 at 7:56am

    I got Washington too! I can not tell a lie, Foobar cut down that cherry tree!

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  • [2] October 21, 2014 at 7:52am

    White privilege?

  • [58] October 20, 2014 at 10:35am

    No wonder he had to clarify his original statement, it’s pretty opaque. The Bible is not opaque on the subject.

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  • [11] October 20, 2014 at 10:18am

    I might feel safer with a computer driving than my wife. ;-)

  • [113] October 20, 2014 at 10:17am

    They just let all of Duncan’s relatives out of quarantine. Next week they will announce the incubation period can be much longer than previously thought.

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  • [4] October 20, 2014 at 8:44am

    Me neither, Cast.

  • [26] October 20, 2014 at 8:41am

    Stay classy St. Louie.

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