User Profile: GorillaG

Member Since: July 26, 2012


  • April 20, 2014 at 9:39am

    My first guess is he wants to go out with her but doesnt have the guts or the skills to just ask.

  • April 3, 2014 at 6:28am

    Is it just me or is Sarah getting hotter as she gets older?

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  • February 23, 2014 at 12:53pm

    Ok, letting the world know, Im officially an old fart now. Never heard of the band, or the song, and I listened to it and dont like it. The last few years Ive noticed more and more magazines have pics of young celebrities on the cover Ive never heard of, often from TV shows Ive never heard of. I routinely see shows listed on netflix that have been on for years and I didnt even know it. Its terrible to get old but thankfully from what I have actually seen, Im not missing much of any value.

  • January 11, 2014 at 7:12pm

    you seem to delight in others pain, youve never drank then drove?

  • January 11, 2014 at 6:57pm

    i dont condone drinking and driving but most of us who drink have done it, im sure the guys life totally sucks, at one time his fan club was bigger than the Beatles, he’s not getting any younger, basically he has become a caricature of himself, i think we should pray he finds peace

  • January 4, 2014 at 3:01pm

    The first time saw the video I thought she was drunk. Then when I read they insulted her kid I knew exactly what happened. In the south half the moms are these psych moms that cant handle it if you even innocently dis their kids in any way. I live in the south and told my son he couldnt hang out with a boy he kept getting in trouble with. Im 6ft,200lbs and his mom came to my house wanting to fist fight. These are the same women who jump to their kids defense even if they kill some innocent person. I think her excuse is bulls**t.

  • [1] January 1, 2014 at 10:32am

    I assume I’m getting the worst seat on the plane, right near the engine, next to the fattest human being on earth, i’m rarely wrong. Coming back from Vegas after a 3 day bender you can imagine my condition. Three days of endless free booze (actually the most expensive on earth) tons of bargain priced prime rib dinners, and 2 hours sleep at 5am each night, you can imagine my physical condition. As a garnish to my red eyes, intense nausea, feelings of impending explosive diarrhea and massive headache, I also had the benefit of my emotional state, having somehow manage to actually break even by the night before I left and having my bankroll intact, I got bored in my room and decided to see if I could continue my terrific lucky streak, as you can guess I promptly lost it all. So this was my condition as I boarded the plane. Of course i had the last row on a rear engine jet. As I squeezed into the ample 14″ coach seat they give you and relaxed on the concrete cushioning, I watched the other passengers board, the the plane began to sway and I heard a series of loud thuds. This turned out to be a woman entering the plane that apparently was the result of some union between Madea and one of the Klump men. She could barely squeeze down the aisle, It gained her no advantage to turn sideways as her depth was exactly as wide as her width, as I knew would be the case she was seated next to me. The highlight of the flight was being squeezed so hard my buttcheeks HAD to stay together.

  • December 19, 2013 at 5:27pm

    this guy sounds like everything Obama pretends to be

  • October 25, 2013 at 6:57pm

    i was recently arrested, taken to jail,booked,and photographed, for being a week late paying a 67 dollar ticket for my dog getting out of the yard

  • October 23, 2013 at 6:55pm

    ok first, if my names richard im not going by the nickname dick

  • October 22, 2013 at 9:25pm

    being grand dad is awesome, all the fun, but no responsibility

  • July 20, 2013 at 7:48am

    I’m applying for a grant to wait for the next drop in person, if I register as a Democrat and endorse global warming I think I may well get it

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  • July 20, 2013 at 7:43am

    Just to lose your child would ruin any loving parents life, to cause that death is beyond comprehension. Theres no need to attack this mother she has sentenced herself. One parent should be with their child at all times, no child should be in daycare unless the family needs both parents working at the same time to survive. Our culture has chosen materialism over the real treasures God has blessed us with. When your children are young it seems as though they will be young forever, they will not, in the blink of an eye they will be grown and want their own lives, and that precious time when you have their undivided attention and their unconditional love will be gone forever. Cherish it.

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  • July 8, 2013 at 8:47pm

    i won’t see it because alec baldwins not in it

  • July 4, 2013 at 9:00pm

    my aunt gave me a set of those crappy burner covers for your stove she got at the dollar store, im pretty sure they wouldn’t fit her stove, a 100 dollars would have been much appreciated

  • June 10, 2013 at 11:24pm

    Geez, these people make minimum wage, you know their lives are most likely horrific, then they have to deal with customers like this??? is this what we’ve become? had she talk one tenth of this to Mother Teresa on the street she would have still been picking up her teeth. I understand, I don’t think Ive ever got a fast food drive thru order that was correct, but hell, your dealing with drop outs that have to have pictures of donuts on the register to ring up your order, have a bit of tolerance. Her only excuse is her age, she looks like she’s under 25, so we all know she’s an idiot, but wow, she seems sober, im sure if you read the fine print the guarantee says “on your next order” . Personally I never complain if food sucks, I just don’t eat it, my sister sends EVERYTHING back, if you do that in todays world, your asking for vile things to be done to your food, right or wrong. I was willing to give this gal the benefit of the doubt, but wow, did she drop an n-bomb??? Geez she’s lucky if Al Sharpton doesn’t sit on her.

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  • June 9, 2013 at 6:08pm

    dude if thats is one of your “pet peeves” you are totally screwed cuz pretty much everyone on earth says it the other way

  • February 21, 2013 at 9:50pm

    I find the whole thing disturbing. It put me off my feed. The pic is just creepy. Its like Granny Clampetts head on Jenny McCarthy’s body. I understand, its a slow news day. Please don’t ever post anything like this again. I literally threw up a little bit in my mouth. Ewwww.

  • November 3, 2012 at 9:12pm

    If its a hit piece on Rush, which it obviously will be, they’ll have to show it in porn theaters so the lefties can all beat off. If you think it will be fair please send me some of what your smoking.

  • October 25, 2012 at 4:21am

    That blithering idiot Chris Matthews is like one of those cyborgs in the movies that malfunction and just babbles. The really frightening thing is that theres somebody even stupider that pays him for it and 3 people that watch it on tv.