User Profile: guitarspook

guitarspook

Member Since: December 24, 2011

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  • [1] January 22, 2016 at 3:20pm

    I grew up with the 1 ton square bales. Never understood why anyone would ever want round bales. Can’t stack for garbage, etc. I lost a cousin when their 3 wheeled OLD school tractor tipped over and pinned him. They were a mile from home and his father ran all the way to get the Handyman jack. Farming can be very lethal. I know…

  • [4] January 9, 2016 at 5:23pm

    Probably a better investment then a humanities degree with student loans! ;)

  • [3] January 9, 2016 at 5:17pm

    The lottery is a tax on people who can’t do math. So I joined a work pool and through ten dollars away. LOL! If one did win…

  • [3] December 10, 2015 at 1:15pm

    While I agree this is a fantastic milestone achievement, there is a problem with this test. We blasted the chinese for their reckless abandon to space craft and astronauts by intercepting a satellite. There was a program on Science Channel recently discussing the escalating problem of space junk. Some scientist in the 70s theorized how it would snowball out of control and eventually mankind would be denied access to space in 150 years. The show featured ranking members of NASA, Air Force, and the science community. His math and theory have yet to be disproved. Unless we figure out a way to eliminate the debris that makes railgun munitions look like my “girly” fast pitch, STOP BLOWING SH!@ UP IN SPACE!!!!!!!

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  • June 8, 2015 at 10:10pm

    Their God isn’t counterfeit, that’s legal US tender.

  • May 28, 2015 at 10:21pm

    I remember that episode. Love The Simpsons. Every episode usually ends on a good, wholesome life lesson or moral. It just may not happen till the last 30 seconds LOL! The older episodes are much funnier though.

  • [5] May 12, 2015 at 12:17am

    there is a difference. Try it instead of hypothesizing.

  • [1] May 12, 2015 at 12:16am

    Forget the diagram OldOllie and just try it. IT WORKS! though you likely don’t need to worry since your old and get around on a “rascal.”

  • [2] March 14, 2015 at 11:45am

    This reminded me of a large spider we found in the bananas when I worked at walmart. After reading this article i started searching for an image that resembled said spider and this article at different sites pops up with the headline that the wandering spider also gives 4 hour banana elongations! So if the bite doesn’t kill you in 2 hours, I guess you get another 2 hours to party. LOL!

  • [10] March 13, 2015 at 4:06pm

    Now that was freaking hilarious. the fine print at the end is the cherry on top!

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  • [1] July 29, 2014 at 9:57pm

    Precision tools of war are always required when one brown group launches rockets on another brown-ish group. Since when are the Israelis ethnically white? Cover up, your education is showing.

  • [8] July 29, 2014 at 9:36pm

    A 14 year old can pack heat legally where you are from?

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  • [9] July 29, 2014 at 9:29pm

    The time it took to text she could have called 911 5 times. Terrible crime against a child. 911 will automatically connect to the GPS and if she struggles long enough the phone likely would not be discovered in time for police to be dispatched. Please educate your children. Disable the lock screen on their phone. Have 911 set as a favorite or speed dial. These things can mean the difference in time. Education prevents them from TEXTING their BF/GF instead of contacting police.

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  • [4] July 23, 2014 at 11:18am

    Since when is 137 db safe??? Seriously blaze. 80 is the limit I believe. At least my employer uses that as the threshold limit for mandatory earplug use. 137 is like a 747 turbofan next to your ear! Decibel scale is logarithmic, meaning every 3 db increase DOUBLES the loudness! Please correct the article!

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  • July 19, 2014 at 8:28am

    Brigott and lordjosh’s god is a magician, who follows no laws of physics. If material collapsed on itself fast enough to form the solar system in 6000 years, then it would have been moving to fast to form a solar system. My god is a god of laws, not chaos and magic with spontaneous poofs of creation. A day is not a measure of definitive time. It is a measure of one event to the next. Re-read the creation and you will see the bible says the solar system was formed the same way scientists with physics based models say it was formed. Quit over laying man’s sense of time with god’s.

  • [2] July 19, 2014 at 8:14am

    It’s where the bear stored his organic, non-GMO human steaks.

  • July 15, 2014 at 12:44am

    Seriously?? Just wow…

  • July 14, 2014 at 10:56pm

    What’s wrong with Poli-Sci? It was my first with history my second. Useful for law degrees and posh government jobs in D.C.

  • [3] July 14, 2014 at 10:44pm

    you could hit school property with a rock, that’s why it is mentioned.

  • [4] July 14, 2014 at 10:41pm

    That’s two blocks from my old apartment an half a block from my wife’s old apartment. My wife mentioned on our way home she wanted to start carrying more often. My response; “duh!” First the idiot that fired at another vehicle in the north Logan Walmart, then POS Ron Haskell that we both worked with in Logan, now this so soon…You’d think Cache Valley was turning into Chicago. More time at the range is called for, for sure!

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