Their God isn’t counterfeit, that’s legal US tender.
May 28, 2015 at 10:21pm
I remember that episode. Love The Simpsons. Every episode usually ends on a good, wholesome life lesson or moral. It just may not happen till the last 30 seconds LOL! The older episodes are much funnier though.
 May 12, 2015 at 12:17am
there is a difference. Try it instead of hypothesizing.
 May 12, 2015 at 12:16am
Forget the diagram OldOllie and just try it. IT WORKS! though you likely don’t need to worry since your old and get around on a “rascal.”
 March 14, 2015 at 11:45am
This reminded me of a large spider we found in the bananas when I worked at walmart. After reading this article i started searching for an image that resembled said spider and this article at different sites pops up with the headline that the wandering spider also gives 4 hour banana elongations! So if the bite doesn’t kill you in 2 hours, I guess you get another 2 hours to party. LOL!
 March 13, 2015 at 4:06pm
Now that was freaking hilarious. the fine print at the end is the cherry on top!
I was ROFLMAO...read your "fine print" note...went back and thought I'd waste my time.
Then I DIED LAUGHING!!
would have been funnier if "William Devan" was doing it..
Hillary lives in a world where computers never run slow and everything is replaced at the first sign of trouble. To her, PC Matic sounds more like Political Correctness as practiced by students at Liberal Universities. So the name DC Matic wouldn't make sense.
 July 29, 2014 at 9:57pm
Precision tools of war are always required when one brown group launches rockets on another brown-ish group. Since when are the Israelis ethnically white? Cover up, your education is showing.
 July 29, 2014 at 9:36pm
A 14 year old can pack heat legally where you are from?
kids as young as 6 used to carry .22 pistols for snakes and the like....
 July 29, 2014 at 9:29pm
The time it took to text she could have called 911 5 times. Terrible crime against a child. 911 will automatically connect to the GPS and if she struggles long enough the phone likely would not be discovered in time for police to be dispatched. Please educate your children. Disable the lock screen on their phone. Have 911 set as a favorite or speed dial. These things can mean the difference in time. Education prevents them from TEXTING their BF/GF instead of contacting police.
The thing is, if a kidnapper was near her or she was in their car etc, if she called the cops then the kidnapper might have easily heard her and taken and broken her phone.. I think that was probably it
 July 23, 2014 at 11:18am
Since when is 137 db safe??? Seriously blaze. 80 is the limit I believe. At least my employer uses that as the threshold limit for mandatory earplug use. 137 is like a 747 turbofan next to your ear! Decibel scale is logarithmic, meaning every 3 db increase DOUBLES the loudness! Please correct the article!
The information comes from SilencerCo's website. Its not just the level of sound, its the amount of time you're exposed to it. For a continuous 8 hours of exposure, 85 dB is the limit according to OSHA, so your employer is erring on the safe side.
That said, I don't think I'd want to experience 137 dB without earplugs.
dB AT MUZZLE:
12" - 137.9
10" - 141.1
8" - 145.1
6" - 149.2
It really depends on the length of exposure.
From the OSHA site here:
the guidance limit for 'impulse noise' is 140db.
The 85 db OSHA limit is continuous noise for 8 hours a day.
July 19, 2014 at 8:28am
Brigott and lordjosh’s god is a magician, who follows no laws of physics. If material collapsed on itself fast enough to form the solar system in 6000 years, then it would have been moving to fast to form a solar system. My god is a god of laws, not chaos and magic with spontaneous poofs of creation. A day is not a measure of definitive time. It is a measure of one event to the next. Re-read the creation and you will see the bible says the solar system was formed the same way scientists with physics based models say it was formed. Quit over laying man’s sense of time with god’s.
 July 19, 2014 at 8:14am
It’s where the bear stored his organic, non-GMO human steaks.
July 15, 2014 at 12:44am
Seriously?? Just wow…
July 14, 2014 at 10:56pm
What’s wrong with Poli-Sci? It was my first with history my second. Useful for law degrees and posh government jobs in D.C.
 July 14, 2014 at 10:44pm
you could hit school property with a rock, that’s why it is mentioned.
 July 14, 2014 at 10:41pm
That’s two blocks from my old apartment an half a block from my wife’s old apartment. My wife mentioned on our way home she wanted to start carrying more often. My response; “duh!” First the idiot that fired at another vehicle in the north Logan Walmart, then POS Ron Haskell that we both worked with in Logan, now this so soon…You’d think Cache Valley was turning into Chicago. More time at the range is called for, for sure!
Just be aware that many of these federal, state, and county mock disaster drills/emergency response scenario' s are in fact staged disasters portrayed in media as actual events, and in many of these so called shootings, there are is no blood, no blood clean up, no dead bodies, no death certifications.
 July 14, 2014 at 12:49am
Scorched earth policies never have these problems. Nation building does.
 July 14, 2014 at 12:47am
I should live to 200 without any problems lol…
 July 12, 2014 at 6:27am
Duh…DoD data wipe required. Which is why Lerner lost emails is total bs.
 July 11, 2014 at 3:39pm
This article’s headline could read…”Mormons have the lowest idiocy rate at 18%” LOL. Brain power is not a perquisite for voting unfortunately.