Ever since I heard that the FDA accepts a certain % of beef eyeballs in the hamburger patties, haven’t eaten at ANY of these fast food hamburger joints in over 20 years! If I do eat a hamburger anywhere, it has to be 100% sirloin.
Got a friend Jimmy, a Ranger, who got drunk and ate a cow's eyeball on a dare. He's a vet and he's still alive...
Just how do you get an eyeball in a hamburger patty? Do they use water jets to strip the meat from the bone, and don't waste any on the head? I once, guest of honor, was presented with a large fish eyeball! My host had the other! I made the mistake of saying 'after you' -- and then I did! I understand that in some Mediterranean countries, the lamb eyeball is reserved for the guest of honor, the host getting the other. Not quit sure what they do with the testicles, and never seen an ovary offered--it is saved for the offal, I guess!
 April 18, 2015 at 2:52pm
The Military is reserved for gays.
April 6, 2015 at 5:58am
I wonder if there ill be a bakery that makes a chocolate cake with the shape of a wiener, with the inscription: this is what a gay wiener looks like after sex.
 April 6, 2015 at 5:50am
I wish we had him for our president and not the idiot we have.
HOW-BOUT-A PRESIDENTIAL “SWAP” !! Weee’ll even throw-in BITEMEE, PEEPEELOOSIE, MOOCHIELL, NOREID (etc..etc..etc…)!!
BUT--WAIT!! AS A "ONE-TIME" OFFER WE'LL........ .
Maybe Cameroon will bring socialized medicine with him.
 April 6, 2015 at 5:47am
These city officials are like the party poopers that go after kids that want to have lemonade stands or hot chocolate stands. What happened to the U.S. we grew up in?
 April 3, 2015 at 5:44am
I would certainly show my “hoosier” hospitality:
Here is a message for gay bullies:
Remember the movie “The Help”?
If I had a bakery I would gladly fill an order for gay weddings. Vanilla cake with “piss” in it. Chocolate cake, with “caca” in it. Just as simple as that.
Stop being bullies, gay people. Why don’t you have your own bakeries to make your own wedding cakes for your crazy “weddings”.
That is my law! Excuse me, my Executive Order.
March 23, 2015 at 5:42am
After the CEO idiot saw that his sales went way down, just like the CEO of Costco was threatened by 50% of it’s members ditching their memberships. AND, what gets my goat are the salaries of these idiots. Can you imagine how salaries and minimum wages would go up if these idiot CEO’s made 1/4th of what they make?
March 23, 2015 at 5:33am
Jerry Brown had too much pot and meth with Linda Ronstadt.
 March 21, 2015 at 5:37am
This is so childish and stupid!
 March 12, 2015 at 6:56am
WOW! This is great news regarding Metcalfe’s statements!!
 March 6, 2015 at 6:36am
I lived in Mexico for a while. Do you know what they say in that country about their Constitution?
“The Constitution was written in order to violate it”. That is Obama’s philosophy, who has a third world, banana country mentality, which he probably learned in Indonesia.
 February 27, 2015 at 3:18pm
This certainly defines Obama!
“[T]he ultimate goal of Islam is to contain, subjugate and eliminate all other religions”
 February 24, 2015 at 6:15am
No wonder Obama chose this liar as head of the Veterans Adm. Birds of a feather flock together.
 February 22, 2015 at 6:26am
Correct name is IILEGAL ALIENS. What low life trash!
 February 22, 2015 at 6:19am
Obami is covering his behind. Ha! Love it! We all knew this wouldn’t work!
 February 20, 2015 at 5:29pm
Who is bamboozling who Obama?
 February 17, 2015 at 6:03am
Obama is in Rancho Mirage, CA playing golf. I don’t think his game is going be very good today. Ha, ha!
 February 16, 2015 at 6:08am
Obama still can’t say “ISLAMIC TERRORISTS”? In Europe they kill Jews, in Muslim countries they kill Christians. Hey Obama, DUH!