User Profile: handsoffmystuff

handsoffmystuff

Member Since: September 13, 2010

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  • January 5, 2012 at 8:48am

    Here’s a laugher !!!

    Fat guy accomplice who turned himself into the police is now being charged w/ First Degree Murder. Evidently, if someone is killed in the commission of a felony then the perps can be charged for the death.

    Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life son.

  • December 15, 2011 at 8:21am

    Take away the jail time and this could have been a story about any Christian girl in any number of muslim countries

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  • December 13, 2011 at 1:46pm

    So why are these things being used by the border patrol? Who, exactly is being prevented from crossing the border? Anyone … anyone?

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  • December 12, 2011 at 3:17pm

    yeah … and make em salute with a banana too?

  • December 7, 2011 at 2:00pm

    “Now with all your summer stock experience have you ever seen a woman do that with a Kielbasa?”

  • December 5, 2011 at 11:59am

    Here’s a crazy idea ….

    “If a man shall not work, he shall not eat.” I remember reading that somewhere …

  • November 29, 2011 at 6:18pm

    “It would be well for your government to consider that having your ships and ours, your aircraft and ours, in such proximity… is inherently DANGEROUS. Wars have begun that way, Mr. Ambassador.”

    Jeffrey Pelt — The Hunt for Red October

  • November 16, 2011 at 7:06am

    WHAT!?! Public School Teachers aren’t on the list?

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  • November 15, 2011 at 2:32pm

    Enjoy those teeth while you got em kid. You’re British and when the fall out … that’s it.

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  • September 30, 2011 at 2:00am

    This is what the Romans would have called BARBARIANS!

  • September 15, 2011 at 7:46am

    I work for the FAA and we got a two week vacation. Period. We always get paid after the time off. I say stand your ground for as long as you can Coburn…. I’m sure Turtle McConnel will blink.

  • September 1, 2011 at 9:30am

    THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!

    ….. probably along with some deviant sexual mores

  • August 31, 2011 at 11:50am

    What’s going on in Kansas? BTK, Sebelius and now this?

  • August 25, 2011 at 5:50pm

    back in the 70′s we called it SMOG

  • August 25, 2011 at 3:12pm

    “Well… No neither of us are homosexual but we are willing to learn. Yeah, would they send us someplace special?”

  • August 24, 2011 at 2:02pm

    The British are a conquered people.

    This is how slaves act. Is anyone really surprised by this?

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  • August 24, 2011 at 7:25am

    Honey if your only ‘suspicious’ of what the crazed mullahs are up to … then truly you are a fool.

  • August 10, 2011 at 7:26pm

    Now for Sale on Craigslist: Used Couch. Good condition. The slight moldy smell can be removed with Febreeze

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  • August 8, 2011 at 12:58pm

    Obviously what he’s missing is a robe of priestly garb to peddle his idolatrous religion…. and a souvenier shop. Maybe it’d be better if he sold little dead polar bear keychains.

  • August 8, 2011 at 11:51am

    “this is what democracy looks like”

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