“SEIU soldiers and Obama’s coming,
We’re finally on our own.
This spring I’ll hear the drumming,
It’ll be over before they know.”
Locked and loaded
October 22, 2011 at 9:03am
@JC was a proud liberal
“The bible is a nice book to read and it has some great stories. Some stories are like parables, some are somewhat “historical” accounts based on generations of opinions and foggy recollections and some are outright fictional. If you want to get the real story about volcanoes, droughts, floods, and other natural environmental phenomena it is best to read peer-reviewed scientific journals on the particular subject-matter of interest.”
Well, while your burning in hell, you can ask Lucifer if the bible is just “a nice book to read” with “some stories” in it. I’m sure he’ll be more than happy to explain things to you. You’ll definitely have the time to listen.
October 17, 2011 at 4:25pm
Hey Beaubird, those clowns are from Ashville. That place is almost as progressive as Chapel Hill. I wasn’t too suprised when I heard he was going there. That’s friendly territory. I’m from NC also and I don’t believe he has a snowballs chance to take NC this time.
October 12, 2011 at 8:24am
Didn’t write the skit, Python did it in Life of Brian or The Meaning of Life (can’t remember). I’m simply stating that if Python did this skit as two muslim men and it aired in a muslim country, it wouldn’t go over well, now would it. There are several other skits to choose from, I just grapped this one. To bad your not a Python fan.
October 12, 2011 at 6:56am
I agree with you but up to a point. If they come to me for help, my family will do all that we possibly can, but if they come to us to steal or harm, all bets are off and I will ask for forgiveness as I am putting them down. I will not have my family come to harm. I will do everything that is possible to avoid a bad situation, but hear me now, my family WILL come out the victors.
October 12, 2011 at 6:39am
Yeah, I think this skit with two muslim men would go over quite well.
STAN: I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me ‘Loretta’.
LORETTA: It’s my right as a man.
JUDITH: Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
LORETTA: I want to have babies.
REG: You want to have babies?!
LORETTA: It’s every man’s right to have babies if he wants them.
REG: But… you can’t have babies.
LORETTA: Don’t you oppress me.
REG: I’m not oppressing you, Stan. You haven’t got a womb! Where’s the foetus going to gestate?! You going to keep it in a box?!”
Don't give up the day job. The first rule of comedy is - be funny.
Didn't write the skit, Python did it in Life of Brian or The Meaning of Life (can't remember). I'm simply stating that if Python did this skit as two muslim men and it aired in a muslim country, it wouldn't go over well, now would it. There are several other skits to choose from, I just grapped this one. To bad your not a Python fan.
Apologies for not recognising it - must have been one of their off days. I love Python and always did. Used to live near Graham Chapman (now sadly deceased) and their influence on comedy since the 70's has been profound. I know they have all moved on to other projects since those days and the sad part is that no-one has ever really been able to replace them. Just watching the old shows makes you realise how poor some of the "comedians" are today. Just look at all the quotes from their old shows on this post and you'll see how much they are still loved.
October 12, 2011 at 6:14am
The end is near
October 7, 2011 at 6:10am
Truth, Justice and the PC way…..
October 7, 2011 at 6:01am
Hmmmmm, interesting. Let’s change this statement a little bit……
“There’s too much drama and theater in politics,” Huntsman told the View’s hosts. “I mean come on. You string people along. Everybody who has anything to do with politics knew she wasn’t going to get in the race. She has a profit proposition, she’s got a business. She makes money doing what she’s doing. Who on earth is going to leave that for the uncertainty of presidential politics?”
Now, let’s see how this works…..
There’s too much drama and theater in politics.” “I mean come on. You string people along. Everybody who has anything to do with politics knew he wasn’t a conservative. He has a profit proposition, he’s got a business. He’s making money doing what he’s doing. Who on earth is going to say he’s a conservative when really he’s just a rino?”
I’ll have to say that I’m a true blue oval guy. I didn’t say a NEW blue oval. I’ll always drive a Ford, it’s just 32 yrs old and the wifes is 11. We’ll never buy new again. Shoot, you can’t even work on new vehicles anymore. Nope, just give me old school and I’ll be happy. Good luck to ya Ford….you made your bed, that don’t mean I need to get in it with ya.
October 4, 2011 at 6:58am
I like her too. So what’s it like to be a ***** Survivorseed? Just had to throw the “god” comment in didn’t ya.
September 16, 2011 at 9:59am
Hey everyone, meet the new Billy Mays.
June 30, 2011 at 5:45pm
In total agreement! Truth and nothing but the truth, not Heraldo and Beckel. Heraldo and Beckel, man that sounds like a low-life law firm.
May 4, 2011 at 9:16am
I’m afraid you are correct. Everyone talks about the ’12 election and “taking back” the country. I agree 110%!! The only problem is, is that the 50% of the population that seem to hate America aren’t just going to throw their hands up and say “Oh well, I guess your right, we give up”. No, they’ll fight even harder. Does anyone think that just because we get the WH, and one or both of the houses, everything will be just peachy keen? I’m afraid America has seen it’s best days and that was with the WWII generation. I LOVE this country, it’s Constitution and will do what I can to preserve it, but I’m scared (yeah, that’s the word) that it’s over. I own a small business and I’m amazed at the lack of a work ethic kids have these days. It’s all about “me”. Absolutely NO sacrifice what so ever. I keep trying to explain things to my guys on how things may be and they look at me like I’m crazy. By the way, teaching one how too fish doen’t mean I provide the pond inwhich to fish from. That’s cool. Laugh if you want. I’m stocked up, locked and loaded and ready for the Lier-ry O’Donnells of the world to come a knockin’. BTW, teaching one how too fish doen’t mean I provide the pond inwhich to fish from.
May 4, 2011 at 8:50am
I wonder if someone walked up and smacked the crap outta Lier-rys wife, would he “overreact”? Hey Lier-ry, I’d be more than happy to show what I’d do.
April 28, 2011 at 6:48am
Yeah, Raleigh is still a mess (I live about 15 miles north of Ral.) I’ve been cutting up firewood for the last week. I must have a years worth now. Stocking up, end times. My father-n-law watched the tornado ( in Ral.) go right over his house then waste the rest of his neighborhood. The Lords hand was definitely protecting him and his wife.
I will be praying for all effected by this latest tornado. We know what y’all are feeling and we’re with y’all in spirit.
April 23, 2011 at 9:48pm
As a southerner, I have to apologize to the country. I’m sure that if my southern forefathers had known it was going to be like this, they would have picked their own cotton.
April 6, 2011 at 9:45pm
Yeah, it is amazing how MSNBC anchors are able to survive so much. :)
February 8, 2011 at 7:27pm
Now see…..if he was driving a Government Motors Chevy (oh sorry….Chevrolet) Volt, he would have avoided this whole thing as he would have run out of juice about two miles back. I’m thinkin that was a Toyota truck. Looks like it sped up just before it stopped. lol
January 24, 2011 at 8:57pm
I heard that too. I think it’s titled “Crap Rap, the Sh#t that I spew” or is it “Lies will getcha 14mil” ?