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User Profile: Homestead1717

Homestead1717

Member Since: April 09, 2012

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  • March 5, 2014 at 12:41am

    I had one last month. While in recovery I asked the Doc to reassure my wife that he actually didn’t find my head up there!

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  • February 20, 2014 at 9:34pm

    In my neck of the woods we return the favor with prejudice.

  • May 20, 2012 at 2:27am

    Looking around my house and property and I cannot find one single item that wasn’t delivered by Truck. This is just another example of govt reach into our lives to limit…..(finish the sentence yourself).
    Just sign me, CDL A with every endorsement and a spotless DMV record since 1991.

  • May 17, 2012 at 2:00am

    I can’t say that I’m surprised at his hubris. I’m just wondering how much earth will be scorched on his way out.

  • May 15, 2012 at 11:41am

    uh,uh,uh,uh….75%? uh,uh……

  • May 11, 2012 at 7:46am

    FLASH:
    “OBAMA TAKES BUTTLOAD OF CASH FROM HOLLYWOOD ONE DAY AFTER GAY EVOLUTION COMPLETE!!!”.

    pun intended

  • May 9, 2012 at 10:17am

    We all make mistakes, now go pop a handfull of xanex and take a nice long bath.

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  • May 8, 2012 at 1:59pm

    Her next tweet will probably demand a cure for pancakes!

  • May 3, 2012 at 4:13pm

    “Where the f#&* is my jet pack?”
    Tim Wilson

  • May 3, 2012 at 12:10pm

    Charlestown, Southie, Northend…What’s the difference? They don’t call it the Hub of the Universe for nothing.

  • April 30, 2012 at 11:54pm

    Nothing says “Good Times” like falling off a scaffold in front of a crowd at a concert..(that’s what I always say ;)

  • April 30, 2012 at 11:46pm

    Guess that Fokker wasn’t a Messerschmitt.

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  • [1] April 29, 2012 at 12:12pm

    Don’t forget to tip your waiters and waitresses!

  • April 29, 2012 at 11:33am

    WHERE ARE YOU MORGANNA???…..We need you now more than ever!!!!!

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  • April 26, 2012 at 8:29pm

    I hope the door DOES hit her where the good lord split’er…it’ll hasten her exit!

  • April 17, 2012 at 2:01pm

    Calling the Crapigals a hockey team is just more of the same spin comming from DC; no wonder they need a distraction(sissys).
    GO BRUINS!!!

  • April 13, 2012 at 11:11am

    And to think millions of legal gun owners will do nothing wrong today.

  • April 11, 2012 at 2:19pm

    More of the same from Moscow on the Willamette U. (U of O and OSU aren’t any better).

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  • April 9, 2012 at 3:06pm

    I’ve seen better looking faces on Iodine bottles!

  • April 9, 2012 at 2:46pm

    That was HILARIOUS!
    You’d think there would be at least some kind of blast protection in place to prevent people from excercising their stupidity though (municipal liability, yadda yadda yadda…).

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