1)“Take it easy Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before!”
2)“Find Amelia Earhart yet?”
3)“Can you hear me NOW?”
4)“Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?”
5)“You know in Arkansas we’re now legally married.”
6)“Any sign of the trapped miners Chief?”
7)“You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out…”
8)“Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”
9)“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must quit!”
10)“Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”
11)“You used to be an executive at Enron didn’t you?”
12)“Now I know why I am not gay.”
February 20, 2014 at 9:34pm
In my neck of the woods we return the favor with prejudice.
May 20, 2012 at 2:27am
Looking around my house and property and I cannot find one single item that wasn’t delivered by Truck. This is just another example of govt reach into our lives to limit…..(finish the sentence yourself).
Just sign me, CDL A with every endorsement and a spotless DMV record since 1991.
May 17, 2012 at 2:00am
I can’t say that I’m surprised at his hubris. I’m just wondering how much earth will be scorched on his way out.
May 15, 2012 at 11:41am
May 11, 2012 at 7:46am
“OBAMA TAKES BUTTLOAD OF CASH FROM HOLLYWOOD ONE DAY AFTER GAY EVOLUTION COMPLETE!!!”.
May 9, 2012 at 10:17am
We all make mistakes, now go pop a handfull of xanex and take a nice long bath.
Perhaps the cultural community needs an infusion of cultural diversity to improve the cultural sensitivity of the city. It seems that a cultural infusion from Chicago, Detroit, Baltimore, Birmingham, Atlanta, or New Orleans would resolve the issue?
April 9, 2012 at 3:06pm
I’ve seen better looking faces on Iodine bottles!
April 9, 2012 at 2:46pm
That was HILARIOUS!
You’d think there would be at least some kind of blast protection in place to prevent people from excercising their stupidity though (municipal liability, yadda yadda yadda…).
They have signs there, but what young folk are going to heed the warnings for a thrill? I'll admit, back when I was an 18-20 y/o, I would've been dumb enough to try it.
I've seen a good bit of home videos of people "riding the fence" at Saint Marten. But this is the first video I've seen where the tail of a large aircraft (before takeoff) is plainly in frame with a close up of people on the fence. Working first hand with Jet engines (as my Username implies), I would say that this couple were near or within 100 feet of the rear of the engine itself. There the exhaust is traveling well over 200mph with temps near 140 deg F. Notice how many people are on the fence. Usually there are more riding the fence. In this video only 4. I think these 4 tourists failed to heed the warnings of locals to not ride when the aircraft is that close.
What is wrong with all you people saying how "STUPID" she is? I'll be honest. I totally would have tried it. She just wasn't strong enough to hold on. Yeah it was probably not the smartest move, but you people are so cynical and judgmental it's ridiculous. It's embarrassing to true conservatives. We shouldn't attack others for their mistakes. We should inform and help remedy them....gosh.
So much for us all being programed by the media into believing women are smarter and stronger than men, oh well. Fluid mechanics and physics are clearly not her strong suit. I hope she enjoyed her teeth while she had them.
I hope she's ok, but tell me young woman, what did really expect? I've seen some dumb stuff in my years, but this one is right up there!
It never ceases to interest me how it is the way many security fences look almost as if they were constructed to keep something or someone inside the area, rather than keep someone outside of the area.
I have been here, and as you might expect, there is a bar in very close proximity to this location.....'nuff said.....
That was stupid funny...shes got the gall now to have a police officer take a report of how stupid she was. She put herself in harms way and no doubt will want to sue the airlines and airport as to why there is not jetblast deflector at the end of that runway.
That was a serious face plant into that Concrete wall. Would love to find out how she is doing.
You can't fix stupid.
Stupid is as stupid does!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I love the British accent version.....
Makes her look even dumber.
How have you been doing 85?
Maybe they should change the airports name to NYI, Neil Young International Airport; cause all the kids are getting, "Blown away".
Nice T Back
In the 1980's on a calm day someone suggested we paddle our 14' sailboat to the creek adjacent to Washington National. A little breezy when the planes took off he said. It took 2 days to retrieve all the boat parts. Survived, but not my brightest moment.
Yep, Gravelly Point Park Arlington, Va. Can you find me in the Rugby match photo?
You're right! Why not blast diverters like you find at most every domestic airport adjacent to roads and close-in fencing!
Not a good place to hang out.
"It’s embarrassing to true conservatives."
Not to this true conservative. The young lady is either dumb as a box of rocks, stoned, drunk, or all three flying in close formation. Though you say you might try such a moronic stunt, I suspect you would have to be there to say for sure. I hope, and pray, you would be bright enough to resist. I'll wager that only a small minority of the population would participate in such a debacle, but free will can really be a b*tch when it's not metered by common sense.
Still, there will always be those that voluntarily hang on the fence directly behind a high bypass turbofan coming up to TO thrust. These are the same folks that drive the average life span down for the general population. There truly is no way to save them in a free society. The best that can be done is to hold their self-destructive behavior up to the rest of the world as an example of what not to do.
I hope she was not killed, but I fear the long term prognosis is not good for anyone who would do such a thing. If she keeps it up, she may be a Darwin Award finalist in the not too distant future.
Hilarious!?!?! Are you mad!? THAT POOR GIRL!! I DEMAND THAT THE GOVERNMENT MOVE THAT BEACH TO A SAFER LOCATION!!!
There just ain't no protection against STUPID!
I work at an airport. One of the first things incoming greenhorns are taught is DO NOT PLAY IN THE JETWASH! Especially the jet blast from Wide-body craft, but all are dangerous.
Darwin reaps his dues at some level in this case. That was a stunning horizontal faceplant into concrete, I daresay.
REMINDER: Pain is only a four-letter word.