User Profile: SpankDaMonkey

SpankDaMonkey

Member Since: October 28, 2010

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  • April 15, 2014 at 11:12am

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    Someone lit a fart…..

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  • April 15, 2014 at 8:27am

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    Well if he had 3 more inches of…..

    Oops wrong kind of dysfunction….

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  • April 15, 2014 at 7:15am

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    Forget the kid smoking a fatty. I’d like to Kelly her Megyn…..

  • April 15, 2014 at 7:05am

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    Pay no attention to this Fights with the wife leads to Make Up Sex…..

  • April 15, 2014 at 7:02am

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    “At all time points, racial and ethnic minority children in our study were sleeping a bit less and watching more television,”

    They are just in training to be as useless as their Baby Mamas and Baby Daddy’s ……

  • April 14, 2014 at 11:04am

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    RJ been very busy with work. But things have slowed down so now I got some time to play……

  • April 14, 2014 at 10:21am

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    One little, two little tiny torpedoes
    Three little, four little tiny torpedoes
    Five little, six little tiny torpedoes
    No more Iranian fleet…..

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  • April 14, 2014 at 8:49am

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    I challenge each of you to take that lesson I learned a long time ago from a broken hearted man, and put it to practice in your life today. Go tell someone you love them and ask for and give forgiveness if you need to.
    I Love you brother, and I’m gonna miss you.

  • April 14, 2014 at 8:38am

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    The day of Jane’s funeral was overcast and rainy and as the mourners returned to the Carlyle home, Carlyle excused himself and went to her room and as he sat on her bed he found her dairy. As Carlyle read passages he came across one that read “He spent time with me today it was just like heaven, I Love him so much”. He continued to read until he came to the last entry “I listened for his footsteps down the hall it’s getting late; I guess he will not come.” Upon reading this Carlyle ran from the house back to her fresh grave, where the mourners found him pounding his fists in the fresh grave saying “If I had only known, if I had only known.”
    Our professor stopped and looked out at the class and told us his wife had died the night before, and he was comparing his life and the time he did not take with his wife to that of Carlyle.
    Then he challenged each of us to go out and ask for forgiveness if we had hurt someone, and give forgiveness in return to someone who had hurt us. He also asked us to go and tell those closest to us be it a friend or family member that we Loved them. Then he quoted Carlyle “One life – a little gleam of time between two eternities” he told us to make sure you don’t waste it. With that he turned and walked out of class leaving the room in shock and not a dry eye to be found. That day has stayed with me for more than 30yrs so
    I challenge each of you to take that lesson I learned a long time ago from a broken hearted man, and pu

  • April 14, 2014 at 8:33am

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    I know I posted this the other day after the death of my friend, but I thought I should post it again. If you know someone that is hurting or having trouble in their life. Please take time and call them and let them know you care. I had a history class while attending LSU and after studying for a final exam the professor told us to put the date and our name on paper and pass it forward and if we got that right we all passed. Then he started telling us a story about a man named Thomas Carlyle. He said Carlyle was a Scottish essayist and historian and teacher who lived and died more than a century ago. He told us Carlyle married a beautiful young woman named Jane Welsh. He said Although they loved each other the couple had their challenges and it was said that “It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs. Carlyle marry one another, as so to make only two people miserable and not four”. At some point Jane became ill and as she convalesced at home, Carlyle kept up with his busy schedule and spent time with Jane when he could. Then the day came and Jane passed away suddenly, Carlyle was deeply distressed over her death.

  • April 14, 2014 at 8:25am

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    My heart is still breaking over the death of one of my best friends, and all this animal can think about is killing someone’s best friend, husband, wife, mother, father, son or daughter.

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  • April 9, 2014 at 10:08am

    fresh grave saying “If I had only known, if I had only known.”
    Our professor stopped and looked out at the class and told us his wife had died the night before, and he was comparing his life and the time he did not take with his wife to that of Carlyle.
    Then he challenged each of us to go out and ask for forgiveness if we had hurt someone, and give forgiveness in return to someone who had hurt us. He also asked us to go and tell those closest to us be it a friend or family member that we Loved them. Then he quoted Carlyle “One life – a little gleam of time between two eternities” he told us to make sure you don’t waste it. With that he turned and walked out of class leaving the room in shock and not a dry eye to be found. That day has stayed with me for more than 30yrs so
    I challenge each of you to take that lesson I learned a long time ago from a broken hearted man, and put it to practice in your life today. Go tell someone you love them and ask for and give forgiveness if you need to.
    I Love you brother, and I’m gonna miss you.

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  • April 9, 2014 at 9:37am

    Ya’ll one of my best friends died the other day. I had a history class while attending LSU and after studying for a final exam the professor told us to put the date and our name on paper and pass it forward and if we got that right we all passed. Then he started telling us a story about a man named Thomas Carlyle. He said Carlyle was a Scottish essayist and historian and teacher who lived and died more than a century ago. He told us Carlyle married a beautiful young woman named Jane Welsh. He said Although they loved each other the couple had their challenges and it was said that “It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs. Carlyle marry one another, as so to make only two people miserable and not four”. At some point Jane became ill and as she convalesced at home, Carlyle kept up with his busy schedule and spent time with Jane when he could. Then the day came and Jane passed away suddenly, Carlyle was deeply distressed over her death. The day of Jane’s funeral was overcast and rainy and as the mourners returned to the Carlyle home, Carlyle excused himself and went to her room and as he sat on her bed he found her dairy. As Carlyle read passages he came across one that read “He spent time with me today it was just like heaven, I Love him so much”. He continued to read until he came to the last entry “I listened for his footsteps down the hall it’s getting late; I guess he will not come.” Upon reading this Carlyle ran from the house back to her fresh gra

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  • March 7, 2014 at 10:12am

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    This fool is like they say “All Hat and No Cattle”…..

  • February 25, 2014 at 9:49am

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    The question, “Gee what’s that in my mouth Batman?”…….

    I know Bad Monkey Bad……

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  • February 25, 2014 at 9:41am

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    The answer is “CockRobin”

  • February 16, 2014 at 7:29pm

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    FYI The Baby Jesus said and I quote “Don’t Put That In Your Mouth”…….

  • February 15, 2014 at 10:02am

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    Gonzo I was so happy to hear that I went out and skipped around the block…..

    Yankee Carpet Baggers in the SEC I just don’t understand…..

    This would not have happened if Bush was president!!!!

    It’s Obamas fault……

  • February 15, 2014 at 9:53am

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    What the Hell was that?……

    Booga Booga Chakalaca……..

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  • February 15, 2014 at 8:47am

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    OK all at once Awwwww……

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