User Profile: SpankDaMonkey

SpankDaMonkey

Member Since: October 28, 2010

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  • June 13, 2014 at 1:09pm

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    You alive aren’t you? Goes to show you Jesus Saves…..

    #freethemonkey

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  • [1] June 13, 2014 at 1:05pm

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    What America is gonna look like when Obama gets done…..

    #freethemonkey

  • June 13, 2014 at 12:07pm

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    We need to get the message through to them that Slaves Vote Democrat…..

    Dear Mr,Mrs,Ms,Miss Moderator,
    Ya’ll are Kill’in me..Bite the Tongue, Bite the Tongue, Bite the Tongue…..

    #freethemonkey

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  • [1] June 13, 2014 at 11:58am

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    It was cool, but he would have Hacked it in Half…..EPIC COOL…..

    #freethemonkey

  • [-1] June 13, 2014 at 11:47am

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    Now if he had Kicked the Ball out the stadium, I’d be impressed. Don’t get me wrong, I’m glad he kicked the ball. But for $14 million it should still be airborne……

    #freethemonkey

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  • [1] June 13, 2014 at 11:39am

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    Iron,

    First we have to get rid of the Stupid People…..

    #freethemonkey

  • [10] June 13, 2014 at 11:38am

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    Iron,

    First we have to get rid of the Stupid People……

    #freethemonkey

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  • [11] June 13, 2014 at 11:17am

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    I got something you can Tax. Bend over and I’ll show you…..

    Not that boot, hand me the steel toed ones…..

    #freethemonkey

  • [7] June 13, 2014 at 11:11am

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    Scientists Make ‘Pretty Remarkable’ Discovery That Could Permanently Reduce Heart Attack Risk…..

    One shot — that’s all scientists think it might take to….. Boy I could say something right now that would instantly earn me a LifeTime Ban…LOL…..

    But like I said earlier “I’m not gonna let Temptation Get The Best of Me”…….

    I’m gonna be a Good Monkey….Damn this is Hard……

    #freethemonkey

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  • [1] June 13, 2014 at 11:05am

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    Mom,

    You may be on to something. What If we offer Free World Cup Tickets and a Trip to Brazil. That outta get them off our borders…..

    #freethemonkey

  • [18] June 13, 2014 at 11:00am

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    Gohmert said. “If you don’t address terrorism, it will come back to you…..

    Louie I suggest you Haul your Butt down to the Southern Border, the Terrorist Are Crossing In Droves!!! Obama’s missing cousins are the least of our problems right now….

    And Bring Some Busses so we can Ship Them Back Where They Came From….

    Thank You,
    The Rest of Us

    #freethemonkey

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  • [4] June 13, 2014 at 10:28am

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    Even a Broken Clock Is Right Twice a Day…..

    Obama you might want to break yourself…..

    #freethemonkey

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  • [11] June 13, 2014 at 10:26am

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    Now if he had Sliced the Ball in Half with that sword, I would have been impressed……

    #freethemonkey

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  • [4] June 13, 2014 at 9:27am

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    They should throw him to the Muslims……

    Cause I wouldn’t want to do something like that to a Lion, you know PETA and all…..

    #freethemonkey

  • [4] June 13, 2014 at 9:14am

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    Somebody better get the hose ready. That place just might Bust Into Flames……

    #freethemonkey

  • June 13, 2014 at 9:12am

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    Dang… I’m trying to get off TBTSDSPWL and ya’ll throw out “Red Meat” like this…..

    Well I’m not gonna let temptation get the better of me, and even come close to making jokes about Stump Broke Mules or anything like that. I’m gonna be a Good Monkey……

    TBTSDSPWL = TheBlazeTerror/Speech Double Secret Probation Watch List

    #freethemonkey

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  • [7] June 13, 2014 at 8:37am

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    That Child can SANG!!!!!…..

    #setherfree

    #freethemonkey

  • [5] June 13, 2014 at 8:26am

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    When Pigs Fly…..

    #freethePig

    #freethemonkey

  • [6] June 13, 2014 at 8:24am

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    If only mine looked like that pig…..

    #freethemonkey

  • [6] June 13, 2014 at 8:21am

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    Obama: Ok Bowe you know what your supposed to say?

    Bowe: Yes Sir I do!

    Obama: Well let’s hear it….

    Bowe: Ok uh I was Captured, I was Tortured, I was in a Cage, I Hate no no, I mean I Love America, I miss my Mama and my Daddy atsanassimlickin Daddy, Muslims are Loving no no They are Evil, and I Love Obama…..

    Obama: Great you keep practicing, you got this……

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